Who’s To Say?

very Jewish, very gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[h-f-k-deactivated20230406]

[artyphex]

I will say that if the new season of Good Omens were NOT written by Neil Gaiman, NOT based off of already existing unpublished sequel material and NOT including Michael Sheen and David Tennant I would not be excited, but given how all three of those conditions are met AND the fact that even IF season 2 is bad, season 1 isn’t going anywhere, I’m very excited. I really see no downsides to a season 2 bros 

[tikkety-tok]

[lunar-lesbienne]

Boobs are so soft and warm. I feel like that’s where love is stored. In the titty

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

[cluegrrl]

Yeah.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Jewish celebrity: I'm Jewish. Like, a Jew. Member of the Tribe. Shalom.

Wikipedia: *was raised in a somewhat bagel-positive household*

[jewblog]

congratulations to the new york times for being the most recent "vaguely bagel-positive household" offender

congratulations to american ashkenazim, whose new religion and ethnicity is "white"; our assimilationist forebears really got the job done, huh?

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

You know, when I made the “vaguely bagel positive” to dunk on Wikipedia, I really didn’t expect The New York Fucking Times to be like “let’s run with this and make it worse,” and YET

[americachavez]

I know I sound like a broken record but really they did keep cas in cheap baggy untailored suits and that ugly s9-13 trench coat because again. as soon as you put him in a well fitted three piece or a tight tshirt dean immediately would be like oh I can’t NOT fuck him and the whole queerbait situation would have been resolved with or without robert singer’s approval

[omegaverse]

oh almost forgot my presidential inauguration is tomorrow wow

[omegaverse]

thank you all so much for fraudulently voting for the evil party of america multiple times. i think it's about time america got its first goth president

[omegaverse]

fucking poseur used to go to goth events and ask where the metalheads were at and john wilkes booth was happy to show him

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Last summer my friend’s mom discovered hundreds of teeny tiny toad tadpoles in a puddle in her driveway. It was drying up, so she asked me about moving them to a nearby pond. I told her not to, because moving amphibians unnaturally between water bodies can spread disease.

So she filled up a watering can every morning and every evening and replenished the puddle, adding dechlorinator drops she uses for her fish tank to make sure the water was safe.

The tadpoles survived and grew up into little toads who eventually hopped out of the puddle.

I think about the tenderness and compassion of this a lot.

[apathetic-revenant]

favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:

Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)

Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”

Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”

Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”

John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!” 

Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings

Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.” 

Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other

Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.” 

Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him

[fandom-frenzy]

#i literally hold every film up to the standard of lotr#including the quality of extras#and literally no other film will ever compare#fucking legends

[glorious-spoon]

the lotr cast interviews are literally the real life version of that trope where you cut between characters telling wildly divergent accounts of the same event, each of which paints the other as an incompetent buffoon, and it’s hilarious

[bisexualclint]

Some more wild shit from the extras:

Viggo kissing Billy Boyd square on the mouth during the filming of Sam’s wedding

The whole thing where Viggo and the stunt men would smash their foreheads together as a greeting and then one time Viggo did it to Orlando Bloom and left a giant mark

When he filmed fight scenes Johnathan Rhys-Davies would hit every single stunt man consistently

Viggo would LITERALLY just go and fish in the river while they were filming

That one video where I think Billy and Dominic are comparing their dicks

During the fight with Lurtz at the end of fellowship that knife that gets thrown at Aragorn is a Real Knife and Viggo just fucking hit it away with his Real Sword and the sound that’s in the movie is the actual sound it made

[sleepingreader]

The new Zealand extras did a haka to honor Viggo Mortensen after the film was done

[aaziraphales]

How are we forgetting Dominic Monaghan putting on a fake accent to conduct an incognito interview with Elijah Wood and asking him when he will wear wigs

Oh and also the hobbit actors making up a fake game called ‘tig’ just to mess with Elijah who fully believed it was a real game and tried to learn all the increasingly dumb fake rules

[maedhrosrussandol]

Always reblog. It makes me laugh.

[logarto]

[kaijuno]

Shit this got me out here cryin in the club

TERFS do not interact

[kawaiipotatuh-deactivated202106]

it got an update!!

[pluralspidergwens]

i've been squealing with joy at this for a solid fifteen minutes y'all 😭❤️

[froginakettle]

I saw the original and I’m so pleased to see the update!

[grox]

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

[bloodytales]

[bloodytales]

Dear people who say statements like the above scare away good men,

It fucking doesn’t.

When I started dating my current boyfriend we talked for 6 hours on our first date and 7 hours on our second. We talked about a shit ton of different topics, and one of those topics was politics and the #metoo movement. We talked about sexual harassment and sexual assault.

Every step along the way towards us having sex he asked for my consent. The first day we actually had sex he made sure I was ready and checked in on me several times to make sure I was still enjoying myself. He was amazing.

I had men who were trying to flirt with me grab at me before I even knew who they were. I’ve had creepy old men decide giving me a shoulder massage while I was sitting down the perfect way they could introduce themselves. That is the type of touching we want to stop.

Any of the guys that are scared off by women saying “don’t touch us unless we ask” are the exact type of guys that need to learn about consent, women’s bodily autonomy and personal space.

If you are concerned that becoming friends with a women in the Me Too era will read to someone accusing you of sexual harassment, you need to rethink how you interact with women.

I have a bunch of guy friends, and none of them are afraid I’m going to accuse them of anything. Do you know why? We are friends. We treat each other with respect. Any of them can hug me goodbye or put their arm around me and I know they won’t touch me inappropriately. But when we first met that wasn’t true. We built a friendship of trust.

I am a hugger, I like hugging people. My friends know this about me, but when I meet new people I always ask them if it is okay that I hug them. I have had people say no, and I respect that and do not hug them.

It is not hard to ask for consent.

[moniquill]

If you think “Don’t touch a woman without her consent” is scary or difficult, YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MAN.

[agentverbivore]

#shows up 15 mins late to the resistance with starbucks 

[freedominthedarkmp3]

Obsessed with this title askfjdha

[thetruthaboutlovecomesat3am]

“Does the Covid Vaccine turn you gay? We wish! Sadly, science doesn’t do miracles”