Magnus Irrumatus

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[awed-frog]

When an archer is shooting for fun He has all his skill. If he shoots for a brass buckle He is already nervous. If he shoots for a prize of gold He goes blind Or sees two targets – He is out of his mind.

His skill has not changed, But the prize divides him. He cares He thinks more of winning Than of shooting – And the need to win Drains him of power.

Zhuang Zhou (369 BC - 286 BC)

[nosiidam]

AND THE NEED TO WIN DRAINS HIM OF POWER

[kosmogrl]

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

[neptuniite]

armor study

[odinsblog]

Istg, if I ever get rabies because some dumb ass antivaxxer refused to vaccinate their dog, I’ll probably be doing the rest of my blogging from prison because I promise you, Imma curbstomp the shit out of the owner

[doberbutts]

Fun fact: if your dog is unvaccinated and bites someone, in most states it's not only perfectly legal but SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION for animal control to seize your dog, euthanize it, and cut its head off for rabies testing. This process costs 300-500 USD and is the responsibility of the owner to pay.

This happened to someone on tumblr, and happens with regularity at my job, so it is not a far-flung worst case scenario.

Rabies shots cost 20 USD at your local pet store or farm supply and if your dog bites someone while vaccinated, all you have to do is quarantine for 10 days.

[bisquid]

Once again:

Rabies is one of the most lethal diseases in the world

If you get bitten by a rabid dog - or even slobbered on by a rabid dog and happen to have an open wound - and don't get medical treatment until you develop symptoms; congratulations! You're dead.

Vaccinate your fucking pets

[isuggestlandback]

I also suggest vaccination

[thehouzekat]

See more for variations and process images

[magnusirrumatus]

Jesus this is beautiful

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[the-uncanny-dag]

Sister post to The Vitamin

[pretty-opium666]

[maykitz]

parents will unironically be like if my son, who has been saying fag and watching pornos on his phone since he was 10 years old, takes a single sex education course with a teacher clinically explaining erections to a snickering classroom, he will become sexualized and confused. please respect our decision that he doesn't know about homosexuality yet.

[maykitz]

oh and god beware i catch any trans shit at school. his education on that topic belongs firmly in the hands of jerkmate ads, ts pussy hunters clips sent by friends to do gay chicken with each other and fortnite futanari horsecock animations. thank you for your attention to this matter.

[catchymemes]

[magnusirrumatus]

Idk I just made this

[magnusirrumatus]

Fruits!

[magnusirrumatus]

*Proceed*

[magnusirrumatus]

Me whenever someone mentions sora 2 rn

[magnusirrumatus]

Just me playing with my selfies and editing until they look like analog horror

[magnusirrumatus]

Diy punk shirt i made 4 myself