Maggie

oh no! it's me Maggie| she/her | I have a master's degree

[deathmagnetic]

i’m in tears over this

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[kosmogrl]

[pliablehead]

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[themainspoon]

I actually kinda like getting overseas ads because of my VPN

Do not worry Auckland, I am on my way...

[maulthots]

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

[maulthots]

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

[maulthots]

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

[maulthots]

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

[maulthots]

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

[maulthots]

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

[tnerdbean]

[emilysidhe]

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

[lmaonade]

hi guys i not even tired at all :) *slips on a banana’s peel and slides directly into my bed under the blankets and

[teaboot]

dear god the comfy got them

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[charl0ttan]

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys