macklin rode him so hard his dick fell off that’s why he can’t go
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macklin rode him so hard his dick fell off that’s why he can’t go
her arms are genuinely so so crazy
Will, Mack, and Matty at Strega on July 27, 2026
chat is this relatable
how many pictures of him and mack does will have saved on his phone?? are they categorized? hugs? side by side? is he going on pinterest and searching ‘willmack hug’?
you cannot make this up
Sharks sign forward Macklin Celebrini to a five-year contract extension
San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) General Manager Mike Grier announced today that the club has signed forward Macklin Celebrini to a five-year contract extension worth $18.8 million AAV.
i wonder what Biz thinks about Will hanging out with lesbian hockey players since he also can't seem to grasp the concept of friends based on the coed league comment.
But then again are lesbians even real in his world?
bis at the golf course: so you and kk harvey right?
will wondering how to explain the concept of lesbians to biz: uh.. she's like a brother to me, but not in the way her and laila are brothers, maybe i'm more like a sister to her actually, macklin help me
never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet
five times big dave from strega saw willmack being codependent + one time he found out they were dating
6 hours for no reason other than to spend more time together. after not spending time together for a few weeks. right before spending all of the time together for the next 7+ months🚬
not to be crushingly sincere but have you ever found a person where no matter how much time you spend together it's never quite enough you just wanna be around them all the time because they make you laugh and you construct in-jokes together and they like all the same shit as you and everyone's like aren't you two sick of each other by now? you spent all that time together you can't be apart for a few weeks? a month? no? and you text them and you call them and you think of all the things you're gonna do together the moment you have them back in your grasp and it's just elating it's an adrenaline rush it's like being a balloon and floating up up up into the sky and never reaching a ceiling actually it feels kind of like being in love
sam dickinson is laying in bed right now texting mis all his ideas for how they're gonna outgay will and mack
mis: you live 45 minutes away you can just drive over
sam: that's not good enough
sam: we have to have sex on ig live
kk in the booth next to wm watching them lady and the tramp their shared cheese wheel pasta with their legs intertwined toe to kneecap under the table texting laila like dude you cannot move in with these guys this shit is horrifying
okay the dick csnt be that good there’s no way we are getting him wagging out on shoulder check
Mack and Will at Strega in the North End, Boston
(very likely today because the girl posted a video of herself in this outfit separately, but date currently unconfirmed)
the resemblance is striking