so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or youāll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesnāt count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesnāt count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it youād just be condemned to the occasional day āBRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.ā
āyou wanna come over for the weekend?ā
āoh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it againā its a long storyā
āyou what nowā
i can hardly believe this isnāt already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISNāT this an Oglaf comic yet?
Iām so happy that iām not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
Iām not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substanceĀ problem, i.e.Ā āedible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.ā
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that theyāre all aboutā¦rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
āIāll do you this favor, but if you donāt guess my name youāll have to give me your first-born child.ā
āYouāre gonna be real good at everything but when youāre 16 youāre gonna prick your finger and die.ā
āYou loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now hereās a literal pile of gold and shit.ā
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the centralĀ āif you eat food from fairyland youāre stuck thereā stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food ā all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, youāre accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies donāt seem capable of pulling a āHaha, we had an agreement but youāre fucked anyways!ā maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy youāre doing themĀ a favor! They owe you.
Andā¦theyāre a fairy, so if you didnāt agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way thatās ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesnāt seem like theyād be able to, like, pat you on the head and be likeĀ āThanks, youāre really good at this buuuuuuut also youāre stuck here forever now.ā
Instead, what seems more likely isā¦I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply theĀ bestĀ oral theyāve had in years.Ā
This is a discussion I have literally never considered iād see before my eyes
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