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Hey y’all, I'm Maison! He/him. I DO understand paprika. Anyone looking for some queer positivity or bad jokes is welcome to follow my sideblog (@queerpeers)! My ask is always open!

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[mais0n]

nothing quite like my whole family life blowing up to spice up a random thursday

[angel-derangement]

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

[albertnatural]

ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop

[albertnatural]

transmasclemore. is this anything

[albertnatural]

is anybody out there?

[albertnatural]

[i-hate-gravel]

op this reminded me of my transfem eminem rap

[albertnatural]

Who’s trying to be the transfeminem to my transmasclemore? #tf2

[dogdykeafternoon]

when i forget what alkaline compound is used in traditional soap making and the soap ghost shows up to remind me

[incognitopolls]

Do you own multiple copies of the same book? What's the largest number of copies you have of any one book?

I don't own any books

I only own 1 copy of all the books I own

I own 2 copies of a book

I own 3–4 copies of a book

I own 5–7 copies of a book

I own 8–10 copies of a book

I own 11+ copies of a book

I'm not sure/it's complicated

Voting ended onAug 27, 2025

Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[queerpeers]

this screenshot alone is enough to get me and my wife diagnosed i think

[thedreamerdelta]

#there's a spreadsheet THERE'S A SPREADSHEET??? 👀

[queerpeers]

it’s a work in progress

[queerpeers]

when god was making my wife he went heavy on the autism

[queerpeers]

@mieczyhale yo????

the statistics of finding each other randomly on a post with only like 500 notes is craaaaazy

any other Maisons wanna come find us ??

[mais0n]

having a wife is very cool, cannot recommend enough

[mais0n]

so turns out I’m getting married in three weeks

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[pearlnareff]

[gumi-megpoidd]

[jackalopeonline]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

just blocked a sissy blog (nothing new there) but they tagged their posts with "sissy tasks" like what... is this fucking among us or something...

[elderberryjams]

Would you rather...

Spend a week in the last book you've read (as yourself, but with a week's worth of appropriate clothing and resources to match the protaganist's circumstances, as well as a means of being inserted into the plot, or in the last movie you watched, with the same set of conditions. If you die, you have to go home. (Please list your choice & title in the notes!)

Book

Movie

Voting ended onSep 2, 2024

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[nuka-rockit]

[toskarin]

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

[yaoist]

-- Joseph Smith

[zephyscosmere]

Things I Found On Pinterest That Make Me Think of Cosmere Boys

Kaladin:

Straff Venture:

Hoid:

Kelsier:

Vasher: