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I regularly think about Velinxi’s liushen art.. sigh.. its so beuatiful im distraught.
everyone says “cumplane truth serum” this, and “qijiu truth serum” that. what about binghe getting the truth serum?? where are those fics??? he has no crucial information to reveal, but BY GOD is he going to give everyone an aneurism talking about how he’s honored to prepare his shizun’s baths because he thinks there’s a small chance he might get to see his shizun naked.
My first mpreg art , I'm so nervous, please be kind to me 😖💧 (don't worry, I'll get back to normal drawings)
He heard Shang Qinghua call Binghe his son ONCE and ran with his own conclusions
HAHAHDB I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT
Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge's wives and after an adjustment period it like, ok this isn't too bad actually.
He's not super thrilled with the new body but it's not that bad really. And as long as he plays it cool and lets Binghe occasionally have his way with him he's 100% safe from all the bad things in PIDW by virtue of being the protagonist's woman! And when Bingge isn't around he can cultivate (cool!) and read his way through the extensive library (so cool!) and anything else his little shut in heart desires!
And ok yeah there's the, sigh, doing the wifely duties bit but he's wife like, 63 so it isn't happening often and besides, his lady body is clearly into Binghe, and he's a straight guy yeah but Binghe is Binghe everyone wants him! So he's willing enough.
So the Event finally happens and SY gets his world absolutely rocked by Bingge... And then when Bingge's about to get up and leave (he Does Not spend the night ever) his wife pulls him close. He thinks that she just wants to go again- which is weird enough, he always completely satisfies his wives- but she just cuddles up to him and plays with his hair and tells him what a good husband and man he is and then starts humming. And Bingge stays, it's...nice and he is tired, his wife is right he works so hard he does deserve to relax...
He wakes up in his wife's arms the next morning utterly bewildered. And then SY helps him bath and does his hair and tries to get him breakfast but he insists he's busy just to get away from her to get his head straight. SY doesn't press of course he just tells Bingge to eat something before he gets into any fights.
Bingge is sure this wife must want something... But a quick background check reminds him this wife is one of the ones he saved from a magic crystal, she has no family, they all died centuries ago... So his wife is not seeking any political gain...
He eventually just goes and asks her, and SY is like oh no I'm peachy! Husband could come with me to the library though if he's not busy? SY is looking for books on monsters!
Bingge is very quickly wife-beamed, which is convenient for him because he's already married to this wife. And SY has no idea it's happened. Well, the other wives are getting cattier the more often Bingge spends the night, but why would he want to be around them when their attitudes are so bad?? (There's been more than one assassination attempt that SY missed completely. Didn't even notice he was in danger.)
But there's a problem. This is not a clean transmigration. The longer SY is in Wife 63's body the more he realizes she's still here too, suppressed by him in her own mind! He isn't sure what to do about it, he can't talk to her directly and what he does get from her as she slowly wakes up and gets stronger is... Hostile to say the least.
SY tries to play it cool, he's fine everything is fine. But Bingge notices the changes, especially as the original wife gets strong enough to start taking partial control of the body back.
Eventually he does a medical check and Oh no! His favorite wife he was considering making his empress is possessed! She's being so so brave and trying to downplay her symptoms but he knows she's suffering.
Bingge arranges for an exorcism and SY goes along willingly. After all he is the bad guy here technically, and the invading spirit. Surely Binghe will be happier with his wife not controlled by a straight man! (I mean yeah the sex is fantastic but he can probably tell it's a little gay somehow!)
Still he's going to miss Binghe- assuming this exorcism doesn't just kill him- so before the ritual starts he makes sure to tell Binghe he loves him (totally platonically) and only wants him to be happy.
It takes Binghe five minutes post exorcism to figure out that he got it backwards. He wasn't saving his beloved wife from a ghost! He's cast out his beloved ghost in favor of some lady who's pissed he didn't realize she was possessed immediately!
He needs to get his perfect ghost wife husband ("the spirit I expelled was actually male " the exorcist says.) back! And find a body to put him in since Wife 63 is refusing to surrender her body again for some reason!
I promised something silly after my sad LiuShen. Does this count?
Now with a follow-up
I love fics where Shen Jiu is out there minding his own business when he accidentally finds a pitiful baby Shen Yuan lying around and he's immediately like "oh shit guess I'm a dad now"
I love seeing him slowly learning to love and be loved....❤️🩹
System Possession AU - Masterpost
Howdy Howdy! System Possession is a SVSSS AU born by accident and fueled by brainrot and quick sketches! The AU started because I drew a few pages for @fairsweetlonging System reveal au, and then started going insane about potential system possession with friends.
-The story-
1 - [System Reveal]
The peak lords first notice the system.
2 - [Possession]
The system has taken over!
3 - [First Mission]
Liu Qingge wants answers...
4 - [Mission Complete!]
However, he may not like them.
5 - [Are these roles fixed?]
Yue Qingyuan has a chat with the System.
6 - [Liu Qingge Extra]
These missions cause qi-deviations, Mu Qingfang listens to his shixiong while he checks on him.
7 - [The Plan]
Shang Qinghua comes up with a plan for dealing with the System.
8 - [He's just worried.]
Lou Binghe is worried about his Shizun so he asks for help!
9 - [The room]
Shizun is in his room, reading a bad book about his friend's suffering.
10 - [ -Mu Qingfang- Is a good character!]
Mu Qingfang has a conversation with the System.
11 - [Disciple's Extra]
Moving many disciples is already difficult, even worse if they are too worried to move!
12 - [Mu Qingfang Extra]
Mu Qingfang just completed his first mission! Be nice to him.
13 - [This defective System]
Shang Qinghua's System makes an appearance.
14 - [The Meng Mo Intervention]
Shen Qingqiu may not be in his room for much longer!
15 - [The Breaking Point - Part 1]
Yue Qingyuan comes to a realization during a mission.
16 - [The Breaking Point - Part 2]
wtf zhangmen-shixiong, that's scary.
17 - [Missing file]
System Error.
18 - [10%]
Shang Qinghua would like to know what's going on?
19 - [9%]
This system has a solution
20 - [8%]
This system has no time to lose.
21 - [There he is!]
So this is where User02 has been hiding all along!
[loading...]
-Extras -
[BLINK MOTHERFUCKER]
[Animatic]
[Survey!]
[User01's System]
[Despacito]
[System! Binghe]
[Mobei-Jun and the System]
[Breaking Point Adbridged]
[Where was Shen Yuan]
[You didn't fix SHIT, old man]
shang qinghua’s system decides to punish him for messing up the plot however with its new feature shang qinghua pushes the punishment later and later.
it is now in the immortal alliance conference that he collapses spasming in pain as his qi runs rampant and he has a qi deviation.
due to the large power of the punishment it affects his cultivation and shang qinghua’s godly powers sorta come back. his eyes glow golden and he attacks everyone.
he’s beating practically every cultivator even yue qingyuan when he steps in.
there’s lightning crackling every time shang qinghua attacks and the devastating losses only end when the system is satisfied with shang qinghua’s punishment.
shang qinghua is on the brink of death due to the deviation however to keep him alive his godly powers work to heal him as his eyes stay open glowing golden as his powers work to fix the devastation.
the cultivation world watches as the dead cultivators who lost after they tried to stop shang qinghua rise again alive and how the decimated area is fixed.
the glowing only ends once everything is fixed and shang qinghua is fully healed albeit still unconscious.
Stripped Bare
Shang Qinghua was nervous about the mirror artifact. It was meant to strip away illusions. Would it reveal he was an imposter? That he had lived a life before?
He kept it wrapped tightly as he took it to the warehouse for storage in the sect. As long as it didn't unwrap-
His luck wasn't that good. He tripped, the cloth snagged, and the mirror was revealed. Shang Qinghua peered into it with a pale face. Airplane peered back, seated before his laptop and looking just as frightened.
He stumbled away and looked down. Good, he still had his cultivator body. He wasn't returned to what he had been. The only mark that anything had happened was a strange black ring of symbols he couldn't read around his wrist. Strange, and something to look into, but he wasn't revealed as not belonging.
He wrapped his wrist and moved on with his day.
Shen Qingqiu was the one to catch a glimpse of what was on his wrist. Shen Qingqiu frowned. He couldn't believe it was what he suspected. He carefully arranged a chance for Shang Qinghua's upper robes to be ruined. Wei Qingwei was there with him. Shang Qinghua babbled and panicked trying to cover himself up again. He was so lucky that Mobei Jun hadn't hit him recently!
Wei Qingwei and Shen Qingqiu shared a disbelieving look. It didn't seem like it could be, but there it was. A shackle of a banished god around their shidi's wrist. How was that possible?
Shang Qinghua couldn't be a god, could he?
I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".
And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.
Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao
the bachelorette but starring shen yuan (aka the shizlorette)
shen yuan is an infamous member of bachelor nation, the most well known hater of the show. he becomes the bachelorette because his social media criticisms of the show's concept and casts catch the producer's attention, and they want to do a season themed around "proving" the show works by making its biggest critic fall in love
the host (and lead producer) is shang qinghua, who originated the entire idea and has gone viral for his responses to shen yuan multiple times
contestants include:
luo binghe (mei): famous chef with a tragic backstory about being abandoned then orphaned then sent to something traumatizing like a wilderness therapy camp. in his free time he runs a nonprofit to support "troubled" children. in a surprise reveal we learn he came on the show because shen yuan helped take down the horrible camp by posting an expose about the industry, and then happened to be one of the first critics to write a good review of his restaurant, leading to his extraordinary success in the industry. gets the winner edit
luo bingge: lowkey evil twin to luo binghe despite no actual relation. former bachelor lead who's season was canceled midway through because he tried to propose to all the contestants and he was getting canceled online for misogyny or something. says he's back as a contestant because he wants to prove he's changed for the better. gets the early-season villain edit and goes home relatively quickly because he barges in on a one-on-one date as if he deserves the time and it pisses shen yuan off
liu qingge: on the show because a friend (*cough* liu mingyan *cough*) applied for him and the producers wanted him for eye candy. somehow becomes the fan favorite, but is always losing out to luo binghe just slightly (comes second in physical challenges, is unable to interrupt luo binghe and shen yuan's chats during cocktail parties bc he's embarrassed, "isn't open enough about his feelings" while luo binghe cries at any slight frown from shen yuan, etc etc). gets the "should have won" edit. most viral moment is a big blowout fight with shen qingqiu at the tell all when images leak of shen qingqiu at a strip club or something right before the show started filming. says in interviews that he just wants shen yuan to be happy (but says so with gritted teeth while glaring at luo binghe)
shen qingqiu/jiu: renowned musician who says he wanted to come on the show because he thinks shen yuan's prose (his hate rants) are beautifully done and he wants to get to know him better. does not befriend ANY of the other contestants. shen yuan keeps him around because he enjoys their chats where they just hate on and gossip about people. gets the late season villain edit when it's revealed he played a role in luo binghe's tragic backstory on a two-on-one date (the other contestant being luo binghe of course). shen yuan finds out and dramatically sends him home with a speech that contains more censorship beeps than words
yue qingyuan: probably the president of a university of something. claims he applied to be on the show because he just thought shen yuan was beautiful and wanted to get to know him better. it's revealed that he had a previous situationship with shen qingqiu (a music professor at his university) that ended poorly, and fans speculate he only went on the show to reconcile. reactions are split between those who think it's sweet, those who think it's creepy, and those who are just mad the whole drama was a distraction from shen yuan's experience (shen yuan did not care) (matter of fact, shen qingqiu didn't care either and ignored yue qingyuan the entire season). fan sleuths eventually reveal the whole sordid tale and learn that the situationship ended because of a miscommunication (qijiu then show up to the tell all engaged with matching rings and shen qingqiu is practically sitting on yue qingyuan's lap the whole time)
gongyi xiao: has a generic office job that he hates. becomes an early frontrunner among fans when the cast photos are first revealed. says he applied for the show because he appreciated shen yuan's kindness (everyone else is confused by this statement bc shen yuan is an infamous hater). him and luo binghe have a mini rivalry over being the only contestants younger than shen yuan, but luo binghe severely outfreaks gongyi xiao so gongyi xiao sort of gives up, and he eventually leaves during a teary-eyed rose ceremony pre-hometowns, but it seems clear that both him and shen yuan knew they weren't a match. fans rally for him to be the next bachelor
zhuzhi-lang: executive assistant for CEO of (insert generic company that is a rival to the one gongyi xiao works at) tianlang-jun. tianlang-jun pulled some strings to get his nephew on the show. is quiet and shy throughout the season, which becomes his downfall as shen yuan sort of forgets about him. somehow he makes it to hometowns, and his visit is made really weird because his uncle asks questions that are WAY too invasive and embarrasses him in front of shen yuan. shen yuan basically friend-zones him and viewers do a frame-by-frame analysis that shows zhuzhi-lang's heart breaking and confidence collapsing in real time as he gets sent home, which shocks everyone because he never seemed that into shen yuan outwardly
other miscellaneous cast members that go home somewhat early:
ming fan: sent home night one (shen yuan lowkey calls him ugly in a confessional)
mobei-jun: thought shang qinghua was the season lead. was very disappointed that this was not the case. runs off with shang qinghua halfway through the season
mu qingfang: did a cute heart rate monitoring doctor bit when he arrived at the house. gets a few dates but he and shen yuan agree they work better as friends (mu qingfang is internally devastated about this)
wei qingwei: sent home because he seems more interested in playing in the pool than talking to shen yuan during a group date
results: luo binghe wins obviously. he backstabs and gossips and cries and manipulates his way right into shen yuan's heart. fans and the other contestants are SO confused about how shen yuan just completely doesn't notice the red flags (he does notice, he just dgaf). goes down as one of the most insane seasons in bachelor/bachelorette history, and sparks a shit ton of controversy before, during, and after the show. shen yuan continues hating on the show afterwards, but it doesn't work as well when every other post is him and his husband (they got married approximately two days after filming ended) being lovey dovey on the tl
Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen's messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of "most awkward for hapless bystanders."
Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.
What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.
wangxian's PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.
Someone should honestly write a "4 Times That Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu Accidentally Acted Like Partners (and 1 Time They Finally Realized It)" thing. That would be so fun.
Here's some of what I got so far, though they're a tad incomplete. Feel free to add on!!!
Sharing a Bed
Shen Qingqiu stumbled into the peak lord meeting right before the starting time, eyes barely even open. He was impeccably dressed, as always, but the slight puffiness of his eyes and the way he was fighting back a yawn signaled to the fact that he might have rolled out of bed barely 5 minutes before.
He ignored the stares that he received as he made his way over and slid into the seat next to Shang Qinghua, groaning. Shang Qinghua raised his eyebrow at him, mildly amused. For once, he was the slightly well-rested one and his friend was the sleep-deprived mess. Despite this, he started pouring a cup of tea for the other.
"Shen-shixiong, did you even sleep properly? You were the one who told me to go home and get more sleep." He finished pouring the tea and passed the cup to his friend, before pouring himself a cup.
Shen Qingqiu groaned even louder at his words but accepted the cup. "I know, I know. I just couldn't get to sleep, though." He took a small sip and sighed in delight. "It's just that your bed is so much more comfortable than mine, so--"
Shang Qinghua, midway through drinking his tea, choked.
Silence.
Absolute silence. Mu Qingfang slowly put down his brush while Qi Qingqi's eyes darted between Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu, a smile spreading on her face.
Shen Qingqiu's slowly turning cog wheels finally realizes what he just said and the people he just said it in front of. Shang Qinghua made a slight wheezing sound.
Yue Qingyuan set down his own teacup, smiling pleasantly. "Shang-shidi's bed?"
"His guest bed!" Shen Qingqiu nearly yells. "I meant to say his guest bed, obviously that's where I sleep when I stay over, where else would I sleep, of course! I sleep in the bed that is not his!"
Shang Qinghua begins to nod his head frantically. "Yes, yes, he sleeps in my guest bed." Noticing the still dangerous glint in Yue Qingyuan's eyes, he begins to wave his hands around as if trying to stave off his impending doom. "N-not that Shen Qingqiu sleeps over often, or anything, ahahaha! It's just a spare bed that I happen to have--"
"I see," Yue Qingyuan interrupts, still smiling. Never before has Shang Qinghua feared for his life like this. He continues cheerfully, "Thank you for the clarification. Why don't we get this meeting started."
2. Robe Mix-Up
Shit! Shen Qingqiu had completely forgotten that he had to teach a morning class and was running late. He might have had too much fun last night reading trashy novels and bitching about them with Shang Qinghua, only to forget his responsibilities to his students. Upon waking and realizing the sun was already up, he nearly shoved Shang Qinghua off the bed trying to get up.
In his hurry to look presentable and still arrive on time, Shen Qingqiu grabbed the nearest outer robe that he could find and slipped it on, while simultaneously trying to fix his hair. Shang Qinghua, the traitor, simply rolled over and muttered something in his sleep, despite the chaos. He rolled his eyes at his best friend, despite the other not being awake to see it.
Finally ready, Shen Qingqiu rushes out of his bamboo house and starts to speed-walk, doing his best to still look majestic and peak lord-like, and not like he was running late to his own class. In his hurry, he doesn't notice the wide-eyed looks he was garnering from the older disciples he passed.
It was only when he steps into the classroom, and the previously hushed whispers and laughter of the teens fall dead silent, that he notices that something is wrong. They all stare at him.
"Good morning, everyone," Shen Qingqiu says pleasantly. No response. What, did he have something on his face or something?? He discreetly wiped at his cheeks, wondering what they were looking at. "Did something happen?"
"Shizun... isn't that...?" Ming Fan hesitantly spoke up, eyeing the blue robes that his teacher was wearing.
Shen Qingqiu followed his disciple's line of sight and looked down.
Ah. An Ding Peak Lord Blue. He must have accidentally grabbed Shang Qinghua's robes when getting dressed this morning.
Wait.
Fuck.
Shen Qingqiu can feel his face freeze.
Another brave disciple spoke up. "A-are those Shang-shishu's--"
"No," Shen Qingqiu says. His eye began to switch.
"But--"
"I said no."
Unfortunately for him, word spread fast, and by midday meal, there were people whispering about the fact that Shen Qingqiu had left his residence wearing Shang Qinghua's robes.
Shang Qinghua tsk'd at him from over the tea table they were taking their lunch at on An Ding Peak. "You just had to take my robe, huh? If you wanted to wear my clothes so bad, you could have just asked." An Ding disciples gawked at them on their way to do errands. One walked into a wooden post.
Shen Qingqiu glared at him, ears still burning red from embarrassment. "Shut up, Qinghua."
Shen Yuan rewrote PIDW ridiculously well with beautiful prose and detailed characterization and well crafted plot arcs as a fanfiction just to prove that it could be well written and Airplane is obviously just a sellout hack who couldn’t write himself out of a paper bag and obviously Shen Yuan only did it to prove a point because he’s petty like that and he absolutely does not and never will love the story enough to write 999k+ words about it at all no sir no how no way HE’S JUST PETTY DAMMIT!!
Just had a completely crack idea I really should've posted on April fool's instead, but nope I was working that day.
Svsss transmigration reveal, as a result of a system scenario or caused by some sort of artifact is uty, but not only does it reveal both Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu as transmigrators, there's also some sort of language translation thing going on. And they're panicking. They try to corroborate in English and realise, oh fuck the rest of the audience understands them, so what do they do? They start fucking talking with gen alpha slang. (It's not gen z, it's not.)
There is no language translation artifacts nor abilities in the world that can cross that barrier. None. Absolute confusion on the peak lords part. I need you to know that neither of the 2 transmigrators can keep a straight face throughout it. There's been at least one "what the fuck did you just say" thrown around (SQQ just cursed?!), or in SQH's case "bro, bro I literally do not understand what you just said" exchanged. This furthers everyone's confusion. Just, the slangs are low-key not even understandable to most people online, you think ancient china dweebs would stand a chance?
At the end, efforts are made to learn English in CQMS, a whole new language, it could be a secret code for just the sect members! SQH & SQQ refuse to teach whatever code they were using to communicate that could even get past the universal translator. People take that to mean they still don't trust them enough, efforts are made to grow closer to them, but it's understandable that they'd want their own secret code to remain between themselves (the scent of vinegar is pretty strong...)
In actual fact, they refuse to teach it because if any one of them hears that brainrot being spoken about casually they're going to lose it. Also how would they even explain it--
Heavily inspired by one scanlation grp posting April fools manhwa chapters, they replaced a chapter of dialogue with gen alpha slang and it was fucking hilarious. Truly doing gods work. (Unfortunately they took the gag chapters down after the day was over)