Majesty-Loki

Blog dedicated to our saviour and majesty Loki - Just all things marvel here

[worstloki]

thor's idea of a lost bet means hijacking a Boeing 727 and jumping out with two hundred thousand dollars................. what's loki's idea of losing a bet????

[bigbazoxngas]

loki when thor loses a bet: ok haha you have to chug two pints of ale in one go😆😆😆

thor when loki loses: GO TO MIDGARD AND HIJACK A FUCKING PLANE WITH A BOMB, MAKE SURE TO ORDER SOME BOURBONS THATS A VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL, DEMAND $200,000 FUCKING! DOLLARS! THEN JUMP THE FUCK OUT. LEAVE!! NO FUCKING!! TRACES!!

[worstloki]

This is canon until further notice.

[9worldstales]

Thor is very specific about what you’ve to do when you lose a bet... should we add that they’ve cut it but Cooper also paid his drink tab (and attempted to give flight attendant Tina Mucklow the change) and even offered to request meals for the flight crew during the stop in Seattle?

LOL, honestly I think that how to deal with the crew was left up to him.

[worstloki]

Heimdall won that one

[xxxloatmilklatte-deactivated202]

‘You have been saved by the children of Thanos’

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[worstloki]

Is it bad if I ship Loki and Sylvie? I mean, they are definitely two different individuals and, this way, two Lokis would be happy instead of one. (Please don't stab me- 😅)

it's not bad? they're not even the same person and they've been established as very different individuals, though they share an evident love of green and leather.

[lazy-cat-corner]

Anon, don’t let other blogs/accounts tell you how to enjoy the things you like. The things you ship do not reflect your goodness/badness and I can guarantee you those people bullying/shaming ships are no saints themselves. Most of them actually have been exposed to be hypocrites. The people who bully ships have personal issues with themselves/the ship and don’t know how to deal with it in a healthy way so they take it out on other people.

You’re allowed to have an opinion over a fictional show, don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. As long as it’s respectful and not hurting anyone, do what makes you happy. Block accounts that make you uncomfortable. Unfollow people that you feel are encouraging toxic discourse. The blogs that like you for you will stick around because the posts you make make them smile.

Plus, if there’s anything this show has taught us is that nobody is completely good or bad. Happy shipping and remember, shipping is not activism!

[dragonkween13]

^^^^^^^

I personally prefer them as a brother/sister relationship but if you prefer them as an intimate thing? Fricking GO FOR IT! Everyone has their own opinions and the ones who go around hating others for their own stance on things are idiots.

[majesty-loki]

I totally feel the same! It is kind of a weird relationship but also kind of cute. I definitely see this more than lokius but that's the great thing about fandoms. Anyone can ship any character with whoever they want!

[entertainment]

Attention: On July 14th 2021, the God of Mischief will be transforming Tumblr into TOMBLR and Tom Hiddleston will be answering some of your questions!

Ask wisely.

[joanisafangirl]

I don’t know how about you, but i’ve been using TOMBLR for 8 years so…

[majesty-loki]

That's actually a very good addition. Thank you very much!

[entertainment]

Attention: On July 14th 2021, the God of Mischief will be transforming Tumblr into TOMBLR and Tom Hiddleston will be answering some of your questions!

Ask wisely.

[majesty-loki]

[thehumming6ird]

Marvel Studios’ Loki, ‘ The Nexus Event’

Dir. Kate Herron

[majesty-loki]

I loved that scene! I was so devastated by the end of the episode! Mobius? Loki?! And who would have ever guessed that suddenly there's an after credit scene again? Definitely not me...

Anyway thanks for the gifs! They're perfect! :)

[mcu2021]

[majesty-loki]

Except she doesn't cry. She's more like "yeah, you're big. Can still beat you!".

Except that she didn't...

[worstloki]

.....what do you think would happen if literally no version of Loki did what they were 'supposed' to according to the sacred timeline? Would that even be possible?

im sure you missed it but since loki is all chaotic i theorize there's a 99:1 ratio of loki variants to all others.

[rules-of-avenging]

do i even need to make the joke?

[majesty-loki]

She got a thing for high places. Gotta admit that...

[shine-no-psychopass]

So it seems that the TVA personnel is being actively brainwashed. I first thought that Mobius not remembering some of the items in Renslayer’s office and the talk of another investigator meant there was a hidden player, but it’s obviously just Mobius himself, being reset from time to time.

Which means that there is a brainwashing machine somewhere in TVA. Which means that we could get the equivalent of Agent of Asgard’s comic with the “ego death” where Loki is put into the machine and has to hold onto the things that make him, him, in order to survive.

Tagging @lucianalight as a fellow AoA appreciator :)

[lucianalight]

Yes! That would be a brilliant scene and parallel to AoA!

Since ep1 we’re getting all those lines questioning what makes a Loki, Loki? In ep3 Loki answers “independence, authority, style”. But it’s not a deep answer. It’s on a surface level.

So I think if they try to brainwash him like others, there are two things that can save him. One is his strong mind as we’ve seen in this episode that Sylvie can’t enchant him. But also he has to finally answer the question of who Loki really is and hold on to that.

Although I don’t think I can take seeing him burning and screaming while strapped to a chair!😭

[worstloki]

it’s okay you’ll make it just ignore the fire and pay attention to the shirtlessness ignore the screaming

[lucianalight]

#no no imagine loki being like ‘you cant brainwash me my mind is too strong’’ and then mobius hits him with “thanos managed”#that’d be so SWEET#oh boy i really like this idea#the Loki show#loki spoilers#loki show spoilers

@worstloki​ Him being shirtless would do nothing to me :D

I don’t think Mobius would say that. He doesn’t know he is brainwashed and I don’t think he keeps supporting TVA if he finds out. But maybe someone else, probably the main villain(is it possible that king Loki is behind the Timkeepers or maybe one of them?) says that? It would be fantastic! Like the way king Loki was taunting Loki in AoA.

[majesty-loki]

It actually makes a lot of sense that the other player is mobius himself! The only one who knows everything appears to be Renslayer. And in the comics she's the love interest of Kang! If they're gonna keep that she is going to be a much higher player than you would think now!

[yourehotcupcakke]

"He killed 80 people in 2 days"

SO WHAT?!? EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. LOOK AT HIM NOW

[thewintersoldier]

LOKI • S01E03 “Lamentis”

[majesty-loki]

It was so cute until they said love isn't real. Like, no! It's very real! And you are loved! Poor baby got a heart that's been broken way too many times!

[that-spider-witch]

Disney 1994: Tries to copyright the phrase Hakuna Matata. The people to whom Swahili is their native language rightfully calls them out.

Disney 2017: Tries to copyright Dia de los Muertos, a Mexican religious holiday. They get called out on their bullshit pretty damn fast and cease on their attempt.

Disney 2021: They now want to copyright an ancient Norse pagan deity. (READ BELOW)

EDIT: Apparently the Norse deity thing was misinformation: Thankfully it seems they are only trademarking the fictional Marvel versions of them. The other shit they did is still real, though. Don’t ever forget they tried to do that.

[majesty-loki]

Important addition!

[inkypinky-lokiblog]

Next episode of Loki:

[anbaric-eyes]

Loki’s song in episode 3

(Norwegian lyrics + English translation)

I stormsvarte fjell, jeg vandrer alene Over isbreen tar jeg meg frem I eplehagen står møyen den vene og synger “når kommer du hjem?”

Men traner danser og fossene stanser når hun synger, hun synger “kom hjem” When she sings, she sings “come home”

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In storm-black mountains, I wander alone Over the glacier I make my way In the apple garden stands the maiden fair and sings, “When will you come home?”

But cranes dance and the waterfalls stop when she sings, she sings “Come home” When she sings, she sings “Come home”

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

You’re just fully a magician then?

[majesty-loki]

I love that scene so much! That's what I always wanted him to do!

The only thing that would have made it a tiny bit better would be glowing eyes or at least some green magic around the building that pushes it back into place.

[fireheartwraith]

This episode is just siblings fighting for the remote but with higher stakes

[majesty-loki]

I never saw it that way but you're absolutely right!