Guardian of the Clay Cliffs

who give a shit

[majo1403]

Listen/purchase: Energetic by Teal Lily

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[wispsofwhimsy]

no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes! (tags from @misscrazyfangirl321)

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

[dragongirlsweetie]

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

[petrofiedpuppy]

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

[dragongirlsweetie]

im literally green

[whatbigotspost]

I miss back when people used to say stuff like, "I can't make it, I have COVID." Now it's all "sorry I'm late, been moving slow, got this weird case of the sniffles" or "what a mystery, I'm so exhausted all the time" after they've already hugged you, coughed in your face, licked your food...whatever.

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[wolflinkpandagirl3]

you have IBS.

[fairycosmos]

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[iteration-dave]

Answer the call of the early weekend. It's False Alarm Friday!

[owengrose]

ds9 is crazy. oh miles was in a psychological prison barely a step above solitary for what felt like 20 years for him but was only a few hours in reality. he's returned home a deeply traumatized man forever changed by his experience. tune in next week for us to not address that ever again!!

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[femmeabyss]

if i worked for the xbox corporation i would suggest the new generation of xbox be called “the first xbox” “xbox gen 1” or “the original xbox”

[curioscurio]

think again motherfucker

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[aflo]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything