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A/N: This is Jason’s POV heehee it’s a part 2 of this

#part 2 #bruce wayne #I feel pretty good about this #will probably make a part 3 and boom #angst

Brucie Wayne accidentally killing the joker

This happens before Red Hood is revealed as Jason, but after he shows up. Bruce is at a gala and has been very stressed lately, which is why he was so caught off guard with the Joker arriving. A big thing about today? It’s Jason’s adoption day anniversary. Bruce is barely clinging to being good.

However, Joker has a new laughing gas that he thought would make everyone fall into a catatonic state of laughter, striking a blow against all of Gotham’s elite.

That’s what he thought it would do.

Instead, it lowered inhibitions and increased their emotions. It also reduced their ability to think things through. Doing this to Bruce, who is stressed with Red Hood making moves and Justice League stuff getting more stressful and it being the anniversary of the day he could finally welcome his beautiful boy into the family, only to be face to face with the reason he lost his kid?

It only takes one comment about the old Robin for Bruce to go feral.

He isn’t thinking things through, isn’t focused on how hard he is hitting things, or where they are moving until he’s on a balcony with the Joker, and he’s distantly aware he’s been screaming about the clown having done enough-

Everyone watches, spellbound, as Brucie Wayne, under the influence of this new gas, pitches both the Joker and himself off the balcony, twenty stories above the ground.

Red Hood catches Brucie Wayne.

No one catches the Joker.

The morning papers scream about how the Joker died from Gotham’s prince being drugged, and how the city’s new crime lord kidnapped Brucie before he could die.

Everyone in Gotham is in disarray.

Dick is panicking after seeing the headline. (He was in Bludhaven.)

Tim is cursing himself. (He was home sick with the flu.)

Jason is struggling with his emotions.

Alfred is loading his shot gun.

makixamytoda

A/N: I don’t usually write, so please be gentle-

Tired… Bruce is tired.

Between the patrols, Justice League missions, and a new crime lord making himself known, this gala preparation has been one of the few moments of reprieve he’s had… the anniversary of Jason’s adoption.

It was a happy day, all those years ago. Alfred made Jason’s favorite pot roast and they had cake… *his boy smiling*

So when the gala had been interrupted by Joker, it was a migraine and a half… the gas fills the room as anger boils over, flooding Bruce’s veins with a deep seated rage that threatens to come out like a bat soaring out of hell.

The deranged laughter fills his ears, ringing as his eyes zero in on the figure crashing the gala…

Bruce feels a little stupid, he should’ve expected this, been ready for this. Joker always pulls this kind of shit… Tim’s sick, Dick’s in Blüdhaven… he’s in the middle of the crowd.

*Bruce is tired*

“Oh, Brucie, I’m just making the nest warm for Bats to come around with another bird for the slaughter-“

His mind blanks, his body moves without his consent. Punches fly as he beats the reason his boy is gone- his son- who was thriving in school, who was soaring like the bird he was.

Jason would’ve graduated by now… barreling into college with a smile-

He’s screaming, but the words don’t matter, it’s cold all of a sudden- raindrops pleating on his face or making its blood or tears… the brisk wind on his face.

“My boy- my *son*- you took him away-“

Joker’s on the balcony… they’re hanging over the edge…

“I should’ve done this years ago-“ Bruce says as they both fall-

It’s almost peaceful… he’s fallen from buildings before… but he’s had enough… of everything, of this grief, of always keeping everything together…

***Bruce is tired***

So when he was caught, he breaks down-

*He doesn’t wanna be alive anymore- he just wants to see his boy-*

“No- please-“ he can almost hear himself, it doesn’t sound like him. It sounds raw and hoarse-

He’s brought back to solid ground… everything feels numb.

Bruce sobs, gut wrenching… he should’ve died with him- at least he’d see his son again… Then… everything goes dark as he succumbs to his exhaustion…

#angst #I don’t write often #bruce wayne #don’t look at me #might write a part two

massivetittiesandwarcrimes

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

incorrectbatfam

Your last 5 emojis is how your room at the Manor is decorated

makixamytoda

💕🧍‍♂️🤨😘🫠

kiiwiidrawer

I animated the memes

neverchecking

Sooooo, like on the face sitting thing.

I would loooooove picturing like twilight going at it with Reader.

Reader having a blast moaning and whimpering, then Wild getting all riled up.

Reader notices and pulls Wild close then starting to suck him off because she’s feeling a little silly.

Wild slowly going feral because while she’s sucking him off she’s moaning while deep throating him.

(I need to sleep)

FFJFJFJKRDK TWILIGHT AND WILD THREESOMES JUST HIT SO DIFFERENT. MANS PROBABLY MOVES FROM LETTING READER SUCK HIM OFF TO JUST STRAIGHT FACE FUCKING AND tWILIGHT GOES FUCKING HAM BENEATH READER

thats is happy place after all :)

(Also, go to sleep >:()

makixamytoda

Ooooof, poor Reader is just having to time of her life just aaaaah.

Also would love it if they switched places too.

(Time for bed lol)

neverchecking

Sage would be like “If i bring you breakfast in bed, just say' thank you", i dont wanna hear none of this "how did you get in my house"

Exactly he don't wanna hear shit. He even made your favorite. Ungrateful ass. /j

makixamytoda

Imagine Wild like pushing through afterwards like “hey try this, it’s much better then what he made” and Sage just being like

:o

>:oo

“hooooow dare you”.

Then a whole fight just breaks out where Sage like slams the food on the floor and them both just duking it out and Reader is like “I just wanna sleep”

superlark

Like a lot of people, I’ve sort of left my mayoral duties to Isabelle in order to become a pokemon master.

In two days, I’ll probably be picking up Ace Attorney 5, and next month, a Link Between Worlds is coming out. So busy!

This comic is inspired by a tweet.

starkmaximum

oh NO I thought i knew what to expect but I DIDN’T

dmh3000

Every damn year.

I need to learn how to draw a decent Batman pic.

nursemchurt-deactivated20141215

So what you’re trying to say is that women people prefer well-drawn pictures of their favorite superheroes over really shitty indie comics about boobs?

Sounds right.

suddenlycomics

Are we supposed to feel sorry for the person whose humor comic featuring a disembodied pair of breasts on the cover is getting passed over? Incredible.

sweetguts

this feels like it should be a parody but it isnt and that’s hilarious

maybe try not being sexist unfunny douchelords next time

yipyap

HEY, WE DO A HUMOR COMIC ABOUT [SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXTREMELY SEXIST] HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING

odditycollector

No, no way is this a serious complaint (I said to myself). No one’s that un-self aware. This has got to be a parody about gross “indie” comics skeeving up the con atmosphere, and the schadenfreude we’re totally intended to feel at their failure.

So I went to the OP’s tumblr to check context and.

This was just supposed to be a comic about how hard it can be for the unknowns to find their audience. Anything else you see is your own interpretation of the page.

They are serious.

That is more hilarious than any punchline actually in the comic. I’m honestly crying with laughter right now.

bastart13

What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)

amozon28

Also the concept of the Prince over the course of like… a couple hours hanging out with Cinderella going from ‘Haha nice I really like you’ to ‘oh fuck i can tell from context clues alone that your home situation is FUCKED UP’ it’s good shit ‘I have just met you but ON GOD I’m gonna get you out of there beautiful mystery woman’ cinderella makes desperately yelling into the night ‘how can I find you again!??!’ when she’s taking off that much more poignant really

scyllascriptor

He’s been trained to read the room. To read the context clues. To read politics and scheming and planning and people. He’s a Prince, it’s either that or accidentally drink poison by age 15. And he reads her and …

She’s impossibly wealthy. The dress isn’t a fabric he can recognize, but it’s beaded with cut diamonds, faintly milky opals that shimmer with a rainbow, little pale aquamarines, and somewhere are little bells gently ringing with each step - he’s a Prince and he can’t afford to dress like that. The slippers ring too … there is nothing like that crafted by the hands of humans. That’s fairy stuff. She has an in with them that eclipses royal politics. She is powerful in the Old Ways.

All this wraps around the poorest woman he’s ever seen in his entire life, and he’s seen some very, very, poor people in his time.

Poor in money, but poor in “oh you poor thing!” as well. This is someone who has been robbed blind. This is someone who carried themselves waiting for the lash, for a browbeating, for harsh, cruel, abrupt, punishment.

He expects her to be haughty, or hard, or meek or… something else… but she’s just nice. She’s just … nice.

The rigid posture comes out of his back, his tongue unsticks. She’s like sitting by the embers of a low, calm, fire. He feels warmed and rested simply speaking to her. He wonders if it’s magic, and it might be, but if it is it is magic that is her own.

And that terrifies him, because he’s trained to see these things and he knows someone with a cruel hand is waiting to douse her, and snuff her, and beat the last glimmer out of her shining eyes - eyes that put that dress to shame and and and and… she’s gone.

Oh god, she’s gone. It will be all over her sweet, kind, warm face that she transgressed and … oh god they’ll kill her, whoever they are. This will embarrass them and if there’s anything he knows, it’s that you don’t humiliate someone who has power over you and walk away unscathed.

And all he has is a fairy slipper that will only ever fit her foot (it’s not merely shoe size, it’s a kind of spiritual fit as well), and the vain hope that he can keep such a bright light from burning out. It doesn’t even touch his heart that what he’s feeling is a kind of pure philia, not until it enraptures him soul to bones, all at once. Oh god, oh no, oh shit… he’s reached well above his station, but…he can try to be good and worthy.

The way he sees it, sometimes even the strongest people can be brought low and need just… a little help. She had enough in her to do whatever she had to do to free herself of those evil relations if she had to, but she shouldn’t have to. There’s no glory in blood. Sometimes it’s okay for the ending to be happily ever after.

lemonsharks

@mihrsuri do read

malkaleh

I cannot tell you how much this entire thing means to me in words.

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banamberbread

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beepathan

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infinitecrime

I simply cannot feel sorry for multi-millionaire Scarlett Johansson only earning $20 million instead of $30 million or what the fuck ever because Disney recognised that large parts of the world still can’t safely go to the cinema on account of the deadly pandemic and released Black Widow on Disney+ at the same time as in theatres. But then I also support anyone suing Disney for any reason, so you see my dilemma

everbecomesreal

The case isn’t really about Scarlett Johansson. It’s about setting precedent for the way actors are paid when content is released on screening services going forward, and Scarlett Johansson is pretty unique in her position of both having a valid case for breach of contract and having a large enough platform, following and wealth that suing Disney won’t completely destroy her and her career.

She offered to renegotiate her contract at the point the decision to release on Disney+ was made, and Disney refused, that is what lead to the case.

The overwhelming majority of actors, even actor’s working for Disney are not millionaires, I know that because I am a jobbing actor, and I earn less in a year then either of my siblings, both of whom have office jobs.

When you get a film or television job, in addition to what you’re paid at the time you also get something that in the UK is called royalty fees, and in the US is called residuals. This occurs when the show or film is shown or licensed on another channel or network, almost always for a set period of time, although Netflix has started buying the rights to small indie films outright.

Royalty checks can be hilariously small. A friend I trained with once got one for £2.07 because their show had just been licensed to be shown on a Thai TV network, but more often they are a lifeline for actors. Most actors work minimum wage jobs in between acting gigs, and when you also have the cost of Headshots, Self Tape equipment, travel to auditions and lost wages whenever you have to take time off to prep and travel to auditions, you understand why equity wages are so high for individual jobs, because that one episode in a soap you got paid £800-£1200 for (minus 10-20% for your agent), could be your wage for 2 months and you would be considered a fairly successful working actor, even if it was your only acting job in that time period.

The case isn’t about a multimillionaire quibbling over how many millions she is being paid, although it’s likely that had Black Widow had a prepandemic release Scarlett Johansson would have been paid closer to 200 million than the 20 million she is being paid. Although Disney is pushing that angle hard so I fully understand why you’ve fallen into their propaganda trap. It is one of the very few opportunities for actors, screenwriters, cinematographers, directors, and all the other hundreds of creatives involved in the filmmaking process to challenge some of the status quo with streaming services and really ask questions about how royalties will work in the future.

There is a reason that the unions are backing the case and that’s because the other way around, breach of contract is a huge deal, there can be penalties of hundreds of thousands of dollars for contract breaches, often on jobs where you are paid a fraction of that, and believe me, Netflix, Disney, Amazon, Universal all persue those payments, and in certain circumstances even go out of their way to blacklist the artist.

If breach of contract is a big deal when actors and other creatives do it, it should be just as big a deal when studios do it, but it isn’t because Capitalism is rarely about rewarding artists and all about bottom line profit.

This case has the potential to really change things and help millions of ordinary, jobbing actors and creatives. I am 100% on Scarlett Johansson’s side with this and any reasonable person who cares about the well-being of artists should be too.

cacopheny

^^^^^^^^ this. this right here

asparklethatisblue

she has the money for lawyers, let her set the precedent for those who don’t

bundibird

You know how an elderly lady got third degree burns to a horrifying percentage of her body because MacDonald’s was serving coffee at next-to-boiling temperatures and the lid came off her cup and spilled all over her, and she wanted MacDonald’s to pay for her medical fees which to her were astronomical but to a mega corp like MacDonald’s was a raindrop in the ocean, and instead of just paying the med bills for this woman they went out of their way to deride her and besmirch her and turn the story into “hur dur dumb American didnt know that hot beverages are hot,” and thats the version of events everyone remembers, having been successfully distracted from the truth of the matter by a targetted, vicious, loud propaganda campaign by MacDonald’s?

Well that’s exactly what disney is doing with this “ScarJo is being horribly insensitive about the global pandemic we’re in” and their “we were merely being socially conscientious and kind to let people stream our new movies instead of having to go to the cinemas for them” campaign.

This suit isn’t actually about ScarJo. Quite aside from the fact that it IS a breach of contract to do a dual release and not hand over any of the profits from the streaming release (which she is absolutely entitled to), its actually about every single actor and writer and voice actor and etc that has similar contracts with all production companies, most of whom do not have the resources that ScarJo has.

Disney knows that if ScarJo wins this, they will be forced to equitably distribute income from their streaming service to those who have the right to such things. They do not want that.

They want you to pay your monthly subscription and your $36 early access fee, and they want to pocket all of that money, even though a portion of it should be going to the actors and creators of the film.

They know that if ScarJo wins, they will not be able to hoard as luck money. So they are running a discredit campaign.

“Oh look how heartless ScarJo is, for wanting MORE money even tho she already got $20m, and EVEN THOUGH we’re in a PANDEMIC and there are people DYING. Its so HEARTLESS of her.”

And guess what!! Its working!!!!!! People already aren’t huge fans of ScarJo, for a range of reasons, but mostly, people are falling prey to the propaganda campaign.

Don’t do that. Don’t be the person who thinks an old woman who wants her crazy high medical bills paid because she was handed a poorly secured cup of boiling water is actually just a money grabbing idiot. Don’t be the person who spreads Disney’s “we’re the good guys in this actually” bullshit. Don’t fall for it.

This whole thing is SO much bigger than ScarJo.

makixamytoda

Not to mention the things the burns did to her body, her labias were infused together because of how hot the coffee was.

Like holy shit, how hot do you have to make a coffee to burn your body parts together. The poor lady just wanted them to pay her hospital bills and they just gave her a “I’m sorry” gift card.