blackhill as things me and my gf have said (without context)
Nat: I have a tendency to do what i want.
Maria: I FUCKING NOTICED
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Drunk!Maria: I’m a former fetus, Nat.
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Nat: Do you not want updates on my tits?
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Maria: Guys, Nat’s a straggot.
Nat: How many times have i joked about fucking you.
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Maria: I’ve taken my steroids.
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Nat: Can I help?
Maria: With my period?
Nat: I’ll be the Edward to your Bella
Maria:
Nat: I immediately regretted saying that
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Maria: STOP. NO STAR TREK IN THE BEDROOM.
i am willing to do more















