hey, soldier

my girlfriend is on blackhill tumblr without me

[malfieee]

blackhill as things me and my gf have said (without context)

Nat: I have a tendency to do what i want.

Maria: I FUCKING NOTICED

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Drunk!Maria: I’m a former fetus, Nat.

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Nat: Do you not want updates on my tits?

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Maria: Guys, Nat’s a straggot.

Nat: How many times have i joked about fucking you.

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Maria: I’ve taken my steroids.

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Nat: Can I help?

Maria: With my period?

Nat: I’ll be the Edward to your Bella

Maria:

Nat: I immediately regretted saying that

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Maria: STOP. NO STAR TREK IN THE BEDROOM.

i am willing to do more

[melina-mellow]

Tony Stark in heaven watching his husband and son fuck up the universe when he died saving it:

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Why do you look like that? Natasha, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Peter: Like you’re dead. Natasha: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Clint: Natasha accidentally called Maria “babe” in front of everyone today. Natasha: *sobs into the floor*

[incorrectcaptaincarter]

Natasha: Stop doing that.

Captain Carter: Stop doing what?

Natasha: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Dude! What are you doing in my room at 1 in the morning?

Bucky, frantically: I need you to teach me how to use emojis.

[but-a-humble-goon]

I don't know if this is controversial or whatever but Poison Ivy should not be a misandrist. Jesus christ drop it. This kind of crap is why radfems swarm to this character like flies. Feels like I have to keep reminding people of this but she wasn't originally written that way because it was empowering or made her more complex, it was because she was intended to be a caricature of an uppity feminazi by the MEN writing her.

[fairymascot]

poison ivy was literally abused by men at every stage of her life, her dad was emotionally & physically abusive and in some iterations straight up murdered her mom, woodrue manipulated her, groomed her into a sexual relationship and experimented on her to the point where she lost her humanity, and you're really saying 'it's wrong for her to hate men!!!!!!' ok. 😭😭😭😭 couldn't be me

[singularforkforintimidation]

IVE SAID IT ONCE IVE SAID IT A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES YELENA BELOVA IS CANONICALLY ARO/ACE. SHE DOES NOT EXPERIENCE SEXUAL ATTRACTION. SHE DOES NOT EXPERIENCE ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

DO NOT SHIP HER WITH KATE BISHOP. DO NOT SHIP HER WITH BUCKY. DO NOT SHIP HER WITH FUCKING ANYONE.

SHE IS NOT A CHARACTER THAT SHOULD HAVE SHIPS.

MY GOD

STOP

[poisonousquinzel]

Harley Quinn has a PhD and a medical degree and I think that's really neat of her <3

[ashmini]

THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[cowboybouquet]

Pulp fiction evil space nun Mercy and her evil bodyguard Widowmaker

[singularforkforintimidation]

I am AWARE this isn't an art blog

HOWEVER

Everyone enjoy Angela :)

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[malfieee]

i love my wife

[thrandilf]

Aaravos: Your other child

Viren:

[malfieee]

NAW BC THEY WERE LOVERS BUT IT WAS TOXIC

[sango-blep]

Kara clown Danvers

[singularforkforintimidation]

Hello and welcome to our new show Marvel has a problem with women! I'm your host, skye, and tonight we'll be discussing why I'm fUCKING SICK OF IT.

(Secret invasion spoilers ahead)

Maria Hill. Commander of SHIELD. The only person capable of truly predicting Nick Furys literal bullshit. The only person capable of successfully wrangling the Avengers. The only person qualified to take no shit from anyone. She is one of the most important main characters for marvels plot development and characterisation. AND THEY FUCKING FRIDGED HER IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF A SHOW THATS NOT EVEN FUCKING HERS?? It wasnt for character development because her death is only used as leverage against Fury. That if that video of 'him' killing Maria Hill gets out then everything he's worked for will fall apart. It wasn't for the plot because her death has absolutely no relevance to the rest of the show. It wasn't even to reveal something. She isn't even thanked for her service to SHIELD and the Marines. SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FUNERAL. She's just dead. Lying in a casket along with so many other women marvel packed up for the fucking sake of it.

I won't accept that they've done that to her. She could've been so much more. She shouldve been.

And now Carol Danvers. Captain Marvel. The human equivalent of a nuke. The woman Thanos punched in the face and didn't even flinch. The Avenger for every other planet in the goddamn fucking universe. She is the only Captain Marvel. She is meant to be one of the most powerful people in the universe. Her powers are able to kill Gods. AND GI'AH JUST FUCKING GETS THEM?? AFTER ALL THE TRAUMA CAROL GOES THROUGH TO GET THEM, AND ITS NOT EVEN HER FUCKING CHOICE. Why do Marvel repeatedly diminish the power women have over and over and fucking over. Let us have these strong characters without someone else just one upping them just be-fucking-cause.

I'm sick of it. Im so fucking sick of it. These characters were mine. They were my lifeline. I can't even have my lifeline anymore

[malfieee]

#mygirlfriendwrotethis #secretinvasionspoilers

[singularforkforintimidation]

SECRET INVASION SPOILERs

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I have made the executive decision that Elizabeth is not Maria Hills biological mother. Not by a long shot. Maria Hill didn't have a mother. She had a shitty, abusive father that mourned the loss of a woman that wasn't even there to watch her own daughter grow up. She had a grandmother that raised maria as if she was the daughter she was missing. The daughter buried 6ft underground.

Maria met Elizabeth later.

Maybe it was when she was fresh out of the marines. A fresh faced, too-stubborn agent with next to no visible fear and a bone to pick with the establishment that had no one. No parents, no siblings, no grandmother. So Elizabeth, maybe an older SHIELD agent, took maria in. As her student, her trainee, her daughter. The two lonesome people met for holidays and birthdays, even well after Elizabeth had retired.

Elizabeth was there for every panic attack, every flashback, every meltdown. She saw the good, the bad, and the ugly and never stopped being there for maria.

She wasn't Maria's biological mother. But she might as well have been.

[antoine-triplett]

[singularforkforintimidation]

DAISY?? DAISY JOHNSON?? AGENT QUAKE?? DAISY 'QUAKE' JOHNSON?? TREMORS?? MARY-SUE POOTS?? DESTROYER OF WORLDS??