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Nick "if I have them (kids), they'll call me Fury" Fury never had biological children, no

But what he did have, was a cocky, half alien superhero who went to be the Avengers for every other planet in the galaxy, but still held onto the hope that maybe he'd need her again

He had an ex Russian spy so hellbent on getting rid of the red in her ledger that she forgot to keep herself safe and happy, so she slept on the sofa in his office, knowing she'd always be safe there

He had an agent so confident he'd seen her make grown men cry with a single look, but still cried when he 'died', because there was a doubt, a panic, that he'd never wake up again

Nick Fury had kids. He had 3 daughters. Each one so painfully independent, but ultimately reliant on his constant presence, his unwavering loyalty.

Nick Fury had kids, and they all called him Nick

EDIT: 100 NOTES!! THANK YOU THIS WAS LITERALLY A SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLE

EDIT #2: I logged on and everyone and their dog had liked this what the FUCK

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#marvel mcu #nick fury #nick furys a good guy #carol danvers #captain marvel #natasha romanoff #black widow #maria hill #commander hill #head canon

moninils

And all of this at once.

sparksformillions

i love how sometimes we just make maria hill canadian

this easily stems from cobie smulders being canadian, as well as cobie's most famous role as robin scherbatsky. so then people are like well, maria could totally be canadian too

and i love it, i'm so here for it. because chicago and canada are cold, and icy, but then we also get hockey jock!maria hill and 'eh' and up north jokes.

and maria and natasha are both working for SHIELD which originated in the US, like help yes it's technically global but it was founded in america- even if it was largely founded by a bri'ish woman

like please we just took cobie and robin and was like maria's canadian too

i LOVEEE it

passiveagressivepoet

no but victoria hand was such a bad bitch with her black hair with red streaks, like the most cunty look at SHIELD fr fr

singularforkforintimidation

The woman was cunt personified she had to be nerfed

She would've sorted out season 2 in a heartbeat

passiveagressivepoet

no but victoria hand was such a bad bitch with her black hair with red streaks, like the most cunty look at SHIELD fr fr

puppyboy--butch

These are so fun to make ❤️

breikka

OW x LE SSERAFIM redraw but with the part 2 girlies 🎤

unicornspwnall

THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta IGN Exclusive Deleted Scene

kermitgasm

my big three

despilot

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Hi all

If you're unfamiliar, Lama is a 9 year old Gazan girl who is also known as Gaza's youngest journalist. She dreams of becoming a journalist as an adult and telling the world the truth about her people. Al Jazeera has featured her regularly in their news coverage on Palestine. Here she is in a Press Vest far too big for her. A role far too big for her.

https://youtu.be/FQXWVh52-5Y

She and her family evacuated to the south of Gaza.

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edmundosdiaz

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sequesteredsnake

'Good luck out there.'

What's a little good luck kiss between pardners?

trans-girl-nausicaa

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

mariacallous

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

sith-shenanigans

crystalshard

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

loryer496

@sufficientlylargen

sufficientlylargen

Schrœdinkov's Catgun: If you see a cat with a gun, there's no way to know if it will be relevant later except to wait and observe.

Placcam's Razorcave: The simplest explanation for anything is that you have no understanding of the real world.

Murphagoryan Lawrem: The square of the consequences of any two things that can go wrong will equal the sum of the squared consequences of the individual things.

Okkov's Gunblade: If you see someone with a bayonet, the simplest explanation is that they will stab you in the future.

Schrœdingorean Catrollary: If you put a cat in a triangular box, the hypotenuse face of the box could be both intact and destroyed until you actually look at what the cat's been up to.

Plurphy's Cave Law: If you don't understand the real world, things will go wrong.

Pychœccovamatophy's theory of cat-shaving cave gun regulations: If you see a cat with a gun in one hand and a blade in the other emerging from a cave on a right-angled path, the simplest solution is to flee along the hypotenuse, but you won't know until later whether anything will go wrong because you really don't understand the real world.