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Also this weekend while I was on a bus to my countryside, the driver drove like an extra half mile off his route just so he could drop us off at a more convenient place for us. Not a bus stop or anything, but we had to walk way less to the house. Made my day #aBigThankYou

Oh god so this sunday i’m dragging myself back to my dorms with 3 bags worth of homemade food (that i didn’t ask for, but i’m not gonna be stupid and say no to food). I barely get through the main door and i see some people already in the elevator ready to take off, but they kept the door open and waited until i scrambled to the gate, found my keys and penguin walked to the elevator just so I could get in. god bless those kind hearts #aBigThankYou #IWasSoDamnTiredToo

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Pats intymiausias jausmas, kuriuo dalijasi du žmonės, yra ne meilė, ne aistra, o skausmas. #TessGerritsen #surgeon #book #lithuanian #quote #quotation #Sunday #reading

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when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

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years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

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gluemp

@like-as-the-waves theres an original im crying

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On 25th March 1949, 20 000 Estonians, 40 000 Latvians and 30 000 Lithuanians were violently taken from their homes and deported to Siberian labour camps. Most of them never saw their homeland again.

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boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

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This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

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I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

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weavemama

trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!

mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa

trump supporters:

starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays

trump supporters:

hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful

trump supporters:

kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site

trump supporters:

the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote

trump supporters:

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why is Spring by Vivaldi still such a fucking banger?

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DON’T CALL IT THAT

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it just slaps.

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DON’T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you think people weren’t sitting there fanning themselves in old Italy trying not to nut in their leggings listening to that shit when it first dropped???