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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁

AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN

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coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉

send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃

IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋

IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮

BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃

If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

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[cosplayparental]

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

[halvedmimi]

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

[opisaterf]

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

[dateamonster]

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

[aimofdestiny]

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

[tmbgareok]

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

[letkeithinfodump]

old friends senior dog sanctuary did you mean to post this here

[left-reminders]

Philosophy Tube just completed a fantastic video series on liberalism, and I highly recommend it for people wanting to understand the ideology of the status quo.  

Part 1 discusses how liberalism contextualizes violence in relation to other ideologies

Part 2 discusses the interconnected history of liberalism and capitalism

Part 3 discusses neoliberalism as an ongoing political trend since the 1980s

Part 4 discusses the major structural flaws inherent to liberalism

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

“Fascists know that they can count on Liberals to give them the room to groom and recruit… Liberalism exists to justify capitalism.”

This is an excellent series, timed at less than 40 minutes. A must see.

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

His two part series on the refugee crisis is also really good:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzTPlF0MNno

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_pkdsrVHrc

[dabblingindissent]

“Liberalism exists to justify capitalism. Left-wing ideologies, like socialism, are incompatible with capitalism. But capitalism is compatible with fascism. And so liberalism slides right a lot easier than it slides left.”

[scorpioxvirgo]

“Capitalism will embrace Fascism over Socialism: lets look at capitalism under some right-wing regimes. ever hear of zyklon B, the gas that was used in the gas chambers in the holocaust? well zyklon is a brand name, not a chemical name: the Nazis bought zyklon b from corporate manufacturers, mainly a company called Degussa, which also processed the gold fillings of a lot of the people who were murdered. Degussa is still running today as a subsidiary of the evonik corperation. Now obviously a lot of capitalist businesses that were run by jews were shut down by the nazis, but a lot of gentile capitalists and rich folk and Liberals slid to the right and supported Hitler because he opposed the socialists who were challenging their profits.”

[smitethestate]

I just watched all of these and fuuuuuuuuuuuck good learning to be had here, friends.

[jncos]

According to some psychological studies people who get kicked in the dick all the time are actually smarter. It’s an evidenced fact.

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"The Monster Party" (Public Domain Halloween Song)

For those who can't afford the rights to "The Monster Mash"

Public domain Halloween song.