too many feels

basset | she/her | 31 dragon age. mass effect. superman. kcd1&2. i cry over fictional things too much

[beatlzee]

any thoughts and prayers for dear Clark?

[wiktor0pos]

It isn't anything special but I was proud of how he turned out so hey! here's our Skalitz boy!

[memeclassheroes]

[powerburial]

shooting as many people as possible

[manyfrance]

stealing cheese and a bread roll in KCD2

[manyfrance]

Sometimes I’m absolutely weirded and icked out by mods people come up with for games.

And sometimes I come across one so delightful and silly that it makes my day.

[sunlight-shunlight]

i just think writing solas pov sections interspersed with others is very fun, bc it's like. they all have (more or less) normal style depression. then this immortal freak has some unparalleled 8 dimensional depression derived from the astral plane. and then they're all bullying him about it nonstop, both on purpose and accidentally. hilarious to me 🥚👍

[manyfrance]

Okay. It’s been a week now since finishing Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and I’m still screaming like.

What do you mean a game that I thought was going to be LAME and BORING is now my favorite???

What do you MEAN I’m researching medieval Bohemia and the current Czech Republic in my free time and starting conversations about it with my family when I go over to have dinner with them.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I can’t think of anything now but alchemy and blacksmithing?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN l’m gonna probably start watching Tom McKay’s other projects if I can get my hands on them?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I have no other life now???

[larkinna]

squishing them

ref

[rednightmare18]

Every time I return to KCD1, I am just so tickled that KCD1 Hans is genuinely such a fucking delight. I miss you piss-yellow king. Baron Weird Things Sayer of the fiefdom of Resting Bitch Face. You jubilant rectangular testicle with a shit-eating grin. My sun, my stars, my bad summer decision. My poorly socialized sugar daddy. My cock of the walk. I hear your hideous shitbird call of FUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFF and I come running every time. Hope you recover from your Assigned Girl By Fandom period. Get well soon annoying prince.

[rednightmare18]

I miss the UNIQUENESS of the way he loves Henry and talks in general. I miss Hans Capon the weirdo. Bring back the Hans who would highkey threaten you to express his love and affection! The character who would say shit that kind of alarmed and unnerved you until you got to know him! The character that you had to actually spend time with before you learned how to tell when he was being serious or not!

"You're a true friend and hero" boring. flat. no pizazz. no style. no personality.

Where's my barehanded ball-crusher Hans. Don't give me that "work those muscles" crap and tell me it's sooooo Hans. The OG Hans would say some bizarre unsayable shit like "Henry! I'm so happy right now that if you were a putrid little dough boy I would with my OWN TWO HANDS pound you into a ball and roll you in the dirt and eat you!!!!"

Hello? "My guardian angel?" Pisssss! No guts!!!!! Bring back the Hans Capon who would do Muppet Joker numbers on tumblr. "My loooord the cobbler's niece emptied his pisspot in my backyard!"

Hans Capon! What is he talking about!!!!!

[rednightmare18]

you guys are "sweet soft sexually sheltered cat-coded churchgirl babygirl girlgirl who is only just learning the shame of gold star gay thoughts<3"ing hans capon???? hans "haha that guy was gonna sit on my face to death" capon???? hans "with my own two hands i'd crushyourBaaLLs" capon? hans "those hos ARE the homies" capon?? hans "JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK" capon??? hans "my best friends for life button is located in my chin and brother you just punched it" capon? hans "henry you have to get naked you have to get bare butt wiggly worm naked right now or i'll never speak to you ever again" capon?? hans "ay caramba maybe i was right about you and your barnyard animals. oh well! more puss for me. mwah <3" capon??? oh my word. you don't understand how weird he is. why even like the character if you don't know how weird he is? the peasant has fallen in love with Lord Gayjoke NoMarbles of Freakytown

[rednightmare18]

and hey to be a flicker of serious - if you have to insist to yourself the character is fabricating his entire personality, from the joy in his eyes to fire in his belly to the the wriggle in his toes; if you have to exsanguinate everything that makes him vivid and strange and uniquely himself and replace that with a watery nothingness, a hollow inside, a cliche projection of post-1960s homophobic self-hatred riding atop this sort of flat and indistinct absence of a self; if you have to utterly pave over the alchemy of what makes the character this character and replace it with this blank, oomphless, bland cut-out Role that begins and ends with the moment of sexual realization TM that composes 90% of what fandom insists gay men's souls all look like; if you have to not see him in order to enjoy him, i propose you might not enjoy the character and would have a better time picking a new one

[manyfrance]

I literally am less than a month into the fandom and finished kcd2 like a week ago - and haven’t touched the first game yet - so I am Baby(tm) but I’ve already noticed this??? And it’s driving me up the wall???

I’m scrolling through ao3 and fanart and so many people don’t seem to fully understand Hans. Like. I can’t say I completely do either yet but I do know that he’s a little shit! A little shit but a capable one! Who may or may not become captured and a hostage multiple times but that doesn’t diminish his capability and uniqueness.

The “girlification” (for lack of a better term - I don’t think there’s inherently anything girlish about how bland and off base and boring I’ve seen him sometimes portrayed) of Hans by writers and the fandom is honestly just so…. icky.

It’s icky that you’re assigning him the bottom dynamic and designation just because he’s the “damsel in distress” and appears less “manly” than Henry with his posh and snobbish attitude. It’s honestly just so icky that we’re even still having this conversation about m/m ships in the year of our lord 2026.

Let Hans be weird! Let him be weird and awful and amazing and good and out of touch and unrealistic and outrageous.

I want to see it.

[anet-12468]

KCD1 Hans in gambeson I miss you come back to me

I finally picked up a pencil after sooooo long. I'm very sorry for not posting, some family stuff happened, but I finally got the motivation to draw back 🗣️

[ube-kun]

Not mama, but another baby

[clarkslex]

it kind of just occurred to me how funny it is that on their second meeting lex looked clark in the eye and said “we have a future and i don’t want anything to stand in the way of our friendship” and clark just went yeah okay sounds good to me and then this man proceeded to get too involved in his love life and tried to give his family money on multiple occasions and told him their friendship was gonna be the stuff of legends and tied his tie and shot a man to save his dad’s life and asked to live with him when he lost everything instead of with his girlfriend and dropped an absurd amount of money on bail bc clark asked and gave him access to caves that the linguist he hired said no one could have access to and made him his best man and came back from the dead and said “three months on a deserted island was almost worth it just to see the look on your face” and bought the deed to his family’s house so it wouldn’t foreclose and asked for nothing in return except to be a part of the family and came straight to clark when he was going out of his mind and under attack and needed a place to hide and kept his secret for three months while in a mental institution and screamed that clark was taken when he himself was literally being dragged to have his brain friend and let clark steal his car and return it and never call him out on it and pulled him out of a tank that was killing clark even tho he sold him out to his evil abusive dad and threw him a surprise party

and clark really walked into a room that was essentially a shrine to him and had the audacity to be shocked

[runraerun]

[bugsry]

hansry + knightposting ⚔️ | inspired by croquettish

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[brothermoth]

There is something timeless about Henry's journey in the games. Like yeah. Sometimes you're 20 and bicurious and your worst nemesis on this planet is a bitchy middle aged man named Steve

[manyfrance]

a bitchy middle aged man named Steve with a stupid hat

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

I remember right after the Superman movie come out everyone was making the “Clark saved Lex’s life by saving Krypto before Kara ever found out” jokes and its absolutely fantastic to me how supergirl 100% confirmed that to be true. Lex doesn’t even KNOW how lucky he is that he got the emotionally stable super

[upiniraz]

Clark yelling “WHERES THE DOG, LEX?” Knowing damn well Kara would beat BOTH their asses

[vaquerev]

wait i made it better