>tfw you’ll never be a morally compromised chanchellor at the most cartoonishly evil princely court in Europe
>tfw no committing crimes to cover up your deranged liege’s crimes
>tfw no basking in the foreign envoys’ obvious discomfort of His Most Serene Highness’s cruel instabilty
>tfw no embezzling of the duchy’s funds in your private family manor
>tfw no final treason charges that cost you your head




















