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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@maranzalla
>tfw you’ll never be a morally compromised chanchellor at the most cartoonishly evil princely court in Europe
>tfw no committing crimes to cover up your deranged liege’s crimes
>tfw no basking in the foreign envoys’ obvious discomfort of His Most Serene Highness’s cruel instabilty
>tfw no embezzling of the duchy’s funds in your private family manor
>tfw no final treason charges that cost you your head
So many political posts I hate boil down to "I don't want to organize and work with people I hate and fight for small, incremental victories, I just want to start a revolution where everyone magically becomes an automaton who acts exactly the way I think they should act"
Like damn man, I want that too. Unfortunately I live in reality though so we're stuck with the first thing.
"Modern movements are too fractured, too aimless, with too much infighting and corruption among the leadership. What we need is a revolution, which famously never have any issues with those things" okay then. Good luck I guess
This whole line of thinking comes down to "the current systems and leadership are bad. What we need is a fresh start with only people who are good, and then all the systems will be good". Which is simply not how anything has ever worked!
"We don't have enough people, funding, and power to bring about changes through elections! We have to do an armed revolution instead which thankfully doesn't require people, funding, or power to pull off."
I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.
Zillow house listings
>go right
>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)
>...go back to the right
Go left
Go forward
> Ascend
Go right ->
Open the door! :3c
I wanna see what’s inside!
Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!
#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)
I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word
I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.
Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.
ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves
If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie
Like master, like apprentice
playing ac ii (shocking!) and I'm convinced that the catalyst for the whole scism between the Medici and Auditore is actually Paola arming Ezio to get his revenge immediately on Uberto.
Probably the rest of the brotherhood was going to work something out with Lorenzo - after all Giovanni Auditore had been resident Assassin officially for years , but Paola's history with Giovanni made her pick the Levantine approach and consequently got the Assassins banned from Florence until the Pazzi plot, for meddling with the shadow government 's justice
Most unrealistic part of assassins creed ii is Maria Auditore saying Francesco de' Pazzi is incapable of murder. Madam there is not a single demographic more capable of murder than xv century Florenrine aristocrats. And that is without counting the fact that your husband is in a murder cult
yeah i'm a switch (i can't decide whether it would be cooler to be the magnanimous sovereign pardoning disloyalty or the penitent having their sins absolved)
A red delicious straight off the tree is an Absolutely Fine Apple and also the #2 most edible apple you find in the woods. (#1 is the Wickson crab, my beloved.)
You think a grocery store red delicious is bad but that’s because you haven’t eaten enough apples that sprouted when someone hucked a core into the woods off a dirt road or planted a lil cider orchard or some kind of bird or bear consumed and shat out an apple seed. WOW do those apples run the gamut of awful from mushy to wooden to mealy in new and different ways and bitter and sour and somehow utterly flavorless. “Oh no this apple is a little mealy when you leave it out for two weeks and otherwise pretty wooden and has no depth of flavor”. Yes ok well then go buy an orange or something. “Why do you keep eating apples that have a 95% chance of being terrible?” Everyone needs a hobby.
However.
Sometimes in the woods I’ll see it, the twisted limbs and gnarled trunk, the silver and green leaves, fruit with a beautiful tapered shape, the green flecked with red where the sun hits, all covered with a gentle gray bloom. The ground below is full of birds and bees and bugs and wasps and small mammals enjoying the bounty of the most gracious fruit, the apple that always breeds true, the prize of the abandoned homestead, the red delicious.
It’s a solid 6/10.
