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marbles. based and cisgendered bisexual male. neutral on most things. ex-transmed. christian. don't punch people, don't insult people, men deserve rights, write whatever you want, let gnc people exist. i'm a centrist, roast me.

[spacelightcat-deactivated202102]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is the only valid guy

[unwinona]

I’m glad he got to keep that knife 

good for him

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Remember kids, it's not what racism does to you

It's what racism does FOR you

[racisterlarper]

KING

[sandersstudies]

Every time someone outside your sphere gets “cancelled” it looks like this

A post appears on your dash three times. “So fucking sick of seeing Internet Jones ‘stans’ on this site. You guys are gross, he literally likes kicking dogs for fun.” And you’re like damn idk about that Internet Jones but I don’t really know anything about him so guess I’ll carry on.

A month later you see the same post on your dash twice, but this time a much longer reblog had been added about how Internet Jones tripped over a dog ONCE in a video on someone else’s channel and has since apologized. They have a couple sources. You see a couple brief posts floating around defending his general character against “haters.” You think huh. Maybe that Internet Jones isn’t so bad after all.

A month later the first post appears on your dash with the first reblog and a new reblog that says “damn so you guys are just gonna forget about how he murdered three people on national television or”

You now have no idea what to think of Internet Jones.

[whelvenwings]

Oh you joined tumblr in 2021?

[spacefauxhawk]

The idea that new users are still joining tumblr, as if we aren't the same slowly dwindling population that's been trapped in here since 2017...

[whelvenwings]

2017?

[spacefauxhawk]

Oh no, friend, I've *been here* since 2009, I just feel like 2017 was when the gates fully shut and the rest of the internet started thinking we were dead.

[whelvenwings]

Like the upstart sheriff of a town I memed at you, asking who you were to walk these streets. And you said, son, I own these streets.

I owe you a drink at the saloon.

[stantler]

that post about gym leaders tweeting that rock and ground are the same type is funny but do you think this has ever been like a point of contention for biologists in the pokemon world. like the way the fairy type wasn’t discovered until recent years and was misclassified as normal type for most of history. do you think professors in the pokemon universe argue over whether certain pokemon have been mistyped or if certain types may actually not exist at all

[stantler]

professor sycamore when his hypothesis on the 18th type was confirmed after his findings were repeatedly rejected and laughed at by the heads of the kalos institute of pokebiology for over a decade

[catchymemes]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy’s grave? that’s some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[slimetony]

Male pattern baldness is like a ticking time bomb i have to find fulfillment and happiness before my hair falls out and i become not valid

[typac]

[j0nawithazero]

NAME A WOMAN

[gltrgrlll]

me #can’t believe this movie is from 1998

[pileofknives]

It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.

[thenightling]

It’s because the “Woke” generation likes to pretend they invented inclusiveness and feminism.

When I was in Kindergarten (in 1986) the school librarian read us a book about why it’s important to let little boys play with dolls and own dolls if they want them.   Again, this was in 1986 but that somehow blows the minds of this generation.  How did we go so backward that these things from our past surprise them? 

I’ve seen kids try to argue how “unrealistic” Stranger Things and Stephen King’s It were because it had white kids friends with a black boy and how “that didn’t happen back then.”    And I’m sitting here like “Where do you think all your interracial friends came from?   Spawned from cabbages?”   Stephen King wrote “It” in 1986 and based it on the dynamic of real friendships he had in the 1950s.

[emeraldmercury]

When my parents were in 6th grade they had a drawing teacher who was a pedophile. One day he reached under a girls shirt and pinched her breasts and the boys started screaming at him and throwing objects. Their antics alerted the principal, and the boys told him everything and the pedo bastard got fired.

THIS WAS IN INDIA IN THE 70s. EVEN BACK THEN 10-12 YEAR OLD BOYS UNDERSTOOD THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT WAS BAD.

People didn’t live in caves and go “unga bunga rape is totes good” and then suddenly change 10 years ago.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I grew up on 90s Sesame Street. Even in the segments from the 80s and 70s, they had Diverse™ groups of kids. Same with American textbooks from the era.

A kid in 2nd grade accused me of sexually assaulting him. I was 6, and I was seriously worried I was going to go to jail.

And this was in a developing Caribbean country.

[yourpoliticsarestupid]

The Woke crowd pretends to be the first so they can feel like they’re making big changes in the world. It’s one of the biggest things that shows that all it’s really about is feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.

[depsidase]

[velvetys]

english ist

[fuckyeahchiarabautista]

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the content of that “the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” meme is totally plausible in the context of a Metal Gear game – the only problem with it is that it wouldn’t be Snake saying it. It’d be a voice on the radio explaining Snake’s own ass to him, at length, and at the end of the explanation he’d just be like “hrrrmmrmrmrm, my ass”.

[prokopetz]

#*com noise* #colonel what is it #snake i know you are trying to sneak around #but you are as they say ‘dummy thicc’ #and the clap of your ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards #hrmrmrmrmrm my ass #yes snake #your ass #you need to disengage your tactical buttcheeks #my tactical buttcheeks!?!? #colonel are you crazy?? how do you expect me to live without my tactics? #snake you need to in order to complete the mission (via @themostblazingofsouls​)

[such-justice-wow]

Me looking my cat in the eyes: you will die in my life time and I don't think I will ever be emotionally equipped to deal with that

My cat:

[whofan26-deactivated20210212]

The meat industry isn’t hiding anything. Nobody ever fucking asks. Do you know how many full grown adults in America have no idea where their food comes from? Or legitimately think it comes from a plastic bag?

No one asks about protocols or USDA regulations. And when the topic remotely peaks their interest they turn to vegan horror movies on Netflix instead of ACTUAL farmers or animal scientists or even someone who has ever been anywhere near a farm animal. Then they share an article on Facebook and go back to not giving a shit.

But farms don’t let you onto their property to see how the animals are cared for? Well considering the majority are family owned, yeah, i wouldn’t want strangers roaming my back yard either, and its mostly biosecurity and safety reasons. Its unsafe for the public to wander through facilities not designed for educational purposes.

Please please please please PLEASE. If you really want to know where your food comes from, go to a county fair. Start up a conversation at the farmer’s market. Those really are the people who raise your food. There is no conspiracy, they’re everyday people. The only fools here are the ignorant public who vegan extremists like to take advantage of by showing them gross pictures and saying “that’s where your hot dog comes from”

[aaronsmithtumbler]

Left: heavily zoomed-out rendering of the infamous 2b2t “no rules” Minecraft server, a virtual world set up to be as unpleasant, violent, and offensive as possible for its participants.

Right: the Kalachakra Mandala, Buddhist depiction of the true nature of the cosmos.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Attachment (of minecraft blocks) is the root of all suffering.