SexyMexyBitches❤️

Gotta Get These Hoes 💙.

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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[grelle-sutcliff-propaganda]

Hey mod, consider the following, Grell... Wait for it.... Laying on a bear skin rug with a fireplace that is lit behind her, looking at you with a seductive gaze, only wearing a speedo and glasses. Your welcome.

gget hre a bkanket

[marblerhernia-blog]

SHE NEEDS SOME MILK

[marblerhernia-blog]

FOUND ME A MARKIPLIER DOPPELGÄNGER ?!

Ummm ???

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[marblerhernia-blog]

"Hello my name is Morgan"

"I'm sorry what"

shaking intensifies

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[marblerhernia-blog]

Snek just want woter

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[shroom1up]

@one-time-i-dreamt

hey

yes you. 

LEARN BIOLOGY BEFORE CLAIMING BS

“Female deer can grow antlers if they have higher-than-normal testosterone levels,” said Flinn. “In most cases, does’ testosterone levels are too low for fullantler development. They usually are small and poorly formed, and they aren’t completely hardened.

https://mdc.mo.gov/newsroom/antlered-female-deer-crop-missouri-s-deer-harverst

the two does in the arcticle? freak of nature. and only two.

sucks to be wrong right?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m not sure why you’re so heated over this, but the link you provided actually talks about white-tailed deer, not reindeer. Yes, white-tailed does typically don’t have antlers, but female reindeer have antlers. Those are two different species of deer, my dear. All reindeer are deer, but not all deer are reindeer, you know?

To quote you, sucks to be wrong, right?

[shroom1up]

okay fair enough.

how ever:

The two main groups are the Cervinae, including the muntjac, the fallow deer and the chital, and the Capreolinae, including the elk, reindeer (caribou), the Western roe deer, and the moose. Female reindeer, and male deer of all species (except the Chinese water deer), grow and shed new antlers each year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer

“Female reindeer, and male deer…

... grow and shed new antlers each year.”

the females shed them too.

so you are still wrong.

not to mention we talk about reindeer that can also fly, which also is not realistic.

or have shining red nose so bright they can lead a sled in a storm.

also highly unrealistic.

so you tried to apply (wrong) realism to animals with unrealistic properties.

you are still WROOOOOOOONG *sings*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, last time I’m replying like this to you, please fact check next time or PM me if you want to know more and I’ll hit you up with some links and info!

Interesting fact: both male and female reindeer shed their antlers, yes. BUT. AT DIFFERENT TIMES OF THE YEAR. Male reindeer shed at the end of November/beginning of December. They’re left without them until spring. Female reindeer keep their antlers during the winter, and shed around May.

Fictional flying reindeer part aside, these are the facts.

[marblerhernia-blog]

Everybody deer ass and they mothafuckin momma can be boy or girl , you just gotta have antlers to look like a boy in the deer world , just like with humans the boy deers got antlers .

Basically their version of dicks on their heads

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[marblerhernia-blog]

Hey just wonder but this ain't no mufuckin trap is it

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

[sumersprkl]

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

[marril96]

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

[socialistexan]

It’s even worse when family members would do this to you.

[marblerhernia-blog]

It's even worse when you've been taught at such a young age to do it to yourself by everyone around you

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

[froggysquirrell]

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

[marblerhernia-blog]

MY SOUL HAS LEFT MY BODY

[locotitochilewebeo]

[marblerhernia-blog]

Oh look a little stick walking on other littler sticks

[imagine-loki]

Imagine being Thor’s daughter and having a huge crush on Loki, because of this you try to avoid him because you’re really shy; however, he knows this and finds it adorable and amusing.

[marblerhernia-blog]

UM ????? LOKI WOULD BE YOUR UNCLE ,,,,, CHILD ?????

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Shooketh

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[laprofesoratinacita]

@starrynight35 @prplprincez

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

Yes to both

[marblerhernia-blog]

*quietly whispers to self* always not not reblog

[marblerhernia-blog]

Not to brag

Evan from everymanhybrid and I have been DMing each other on Instagram for a few weeks now and things are getting pretty serious we have been sending each other memes

[marblerhernia-blog]

Dear Tumblr

Listen here Tumblr you little piece of shit I swear to God every time I get on this here website you try to get me in my feelings but it's not going to fucking happen bro it's not going to fucking happen

[marblerhernia-blog]

idk bout u

I honestly hate when people pretend to be characters from a certain show or movie on Tumblr because I know it's not you quit trying to fool me

[bishopbriggss-deactivated201612]

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

[classicgansey]

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

[marblerhernia-blog]

The...meant...the soap...

I love the smell of axes though