Mari's Marvels

It was Sunday 3:04 AM, and I thought, "why not make a tumblr? " 10,000,000 wasted hours later...

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[greensharpei]

@burnsatthecenteroftime

[krissibarks]

it looks like our Markimoo is finally thanking us for warning him about the LA Gangs.

He is safe.

[markiplier]

I almost choked on my milk scrolling past this.

[unflatteringpicsoftheyogscast]

Just met the hat boys and asked ross to shout Hooway man and john snow 😂

[godpenis]

[justkingdomheartsthings]

(Especially if this was in the KH1 era pre-cutscene skip option)

Things I hate in video games: looking for the path that goes up the mountain

[cctinsleybaxter]

[Spitefully just walks against the mountain and continues to do so until I’m glitching into it so hard that the game crashes]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

person who says father instead of dad: probably just wealthy and weird

person who says mother instead of mom: is going to kill you

[bassiter]

person who says their parent’s first name instead of mom or dad: either has the best relationship with them or the worst

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

GAME

[dpdgrantaire]

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

[tardisesandtitans]

YES

[kyleehenke]

an ex art student’s lament

[generally]

[funnygamememes]

I laughed way harder than I should’ve for some reason lol

[reptisketch-deactivated20171107]

[babyanimalgifs]

HE’S SO CUTE

[iguanamouth]

colin and i found this sonic underground scene over a year ago and ive thought about the noise sonic makes every single day since

[sneakyfeets]

you think the sound couldn’t possibly be that funny and then it is

[gif87a-com]

[notlostonanadventure]

I’m not on enough drugs for this

[exoergic]

I’m here for this.

[colescrow]

@kbearart

[lilyhellbender]

@chromelesbian

[tactical-necromancy]

I AM SO HAPPY

[adventuresintheshadeoftea]

I would give good money to be in the pitch meeting that created this

[gif87a-com]

[notlostonanadventure]

I’m not on enough drugs for this

[exoergic]

I’m here for this.

[colescrow]

@kbearart

[lilyhellbender]

@chromelesbian

[tactical-necromancy]

I AM SO HAPPY

[adventuresintheshadeoftea]

I would give good money to be in the pitch meeting that created this