"Boss bot I absolutely REFUSE to go to bed till Ratchet does... please tell him to go to bed I've been up for two days I can't take it anymore I'm seeing the hat man"
"The what"
"The hat man"
BAHAHAHAHA THE HAT MAN ๐ญ this made me wheeze so hard
I got tagged by @tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol ! Thank you <3
(making a seperate post bc the original creator of the post I got tagged in wished to not get bombarded by reposts :) )
Rules: Tag ten (10) people you want to get to know better
Relationship status: Single and never been in a relationship! (and ready to mingle)
Favorite color(s): Turquoise (but Iโm really liking emerald green atm)
Three favorite foods: Dumplings, any kind of seafood, and ice cream ๐ฆ
Song stuck in my head: What Was I Made For? - Billie Eilish (still not over the barbie movie ๐ญ)
Last Song I Listened To: Plans - Birds of Tokyo (a nostalgic song for me)
Last thing I Googled: The map for Sydney international airport, specifically the international terminal ๐ญ im gonna get so lost in there I just know it
Dream trip: Currently Canada. In fact, Iโm going there in 10 days and Iโm so excited! Heading to both the east and west side! My next dream trip would be to Norway to see the northern lights, itโs on my bucket list ๐
Anything I really want right now: Uhhhhh to be warmer bc itโs fuckinโ freezing in my room rn, and for my headache to go away pls thank u
Tagging (let me know if you donโt want to be tagged in these! Iโm just gonna throw down some names from the top of my head aksjbsb): @uselessmicrowave @robot-horde @transformersartist @mariacrow @image-thot @vivifruit
Three favorite foods: pancakes, mamaโs homemade tacos, gnocchi
Song stuck in my head: Sleepwalker by Akiaura
Last song I listened to: Molly by Mindless Self Indulgence
Last thing I googled: skull symbols for decor for my Call of Duty tumblr lmao ๐ญ
Dream trip: Moscow and Saint Petersburg, Russia ๐ฅฐ I love their culture, itโs similar to my country considering itโs also Slavic. Iโm also gonna start a Russian language course in October this year before getting into college, the course is taking adult groups to Moscow every summer
Anything I really want right: TO EAT MAMAโS HOMEMADE TACOS BECAUSE IโM HUNNNGRY (sheโs actually making them rn) and to write more Call of Duty fics because my obsession is back
hello my fellow ratchet apologist!! love your works! ๐ซถ๐ผ๐ซถ๐ผ
do you think you could write some sweet and cute sleeping hcs with Ratchet? I just wanna lay on him or him lay on me <3
(ps. this is ur opportunity to write those snoring hcs too ๐คญ)
thank you for your love on my works too! have a great day/night <3
ROOOOSE I was bouncing off DA WALLS when I saw ur request (itโs not like I immediately started bombing you with love in ur dms nope not at all- me? Naaah never)
THANK U SO MUCH AGAIN AGH!!! ๐งก One grumpy doc hc coming up fresh out da oven! ๐ hope u like it, love ya ๐งก
Does he look like he needs sleep?? HE NEEDS ANSWERS!!!
Kidding. He definitely needs stasis. ASAP.
It would be hard to drag him away from work, you'd have to be stubborn to the point you annoy his way to bed
Later you'd realize puppy eyes and a pretty please also works on him which would make his cheek plates go slightly blue
He loves to have you next to him or on top of him, either way nicely tucked in, wrapped in a little blanket burrito because he can't risk you getting cold
His servos... oh his beautiful gentle servos... He'd play with your hair or rub your back to soothe you. He wouldn't speak much but here and there you might hear his handsome voice through a romantic whisper saying:
Ratchet: are you comfortable enough?
or
Ratchet: my sleeping beauty...
Did he do research on Disney princesses to find a proper nickname for you because you're his princess? Perhaps.
He would always watch over you before you fall asleep. Even when you do, he'd stay up a bit longer, listen to your peaceful breathing and focus on your calm heartbeat while dozens of thoughts would be running through his mind, keeping a tiny smile on his face
He always keeps one of his servos around you no matter what
He's a light sleeper so he'd hear every little shuffle you make and slightly open his optic to check on you. If your blanket has slid off of you, he'd gently tuck you back in every time and plant a soft kiss on your temple
If he really overworks himself (and I'm talking 3 days without stasis) a bomb could barely wake him up. If he ends up on his back, he snores, like, real loud. It would definitely wake you up and you'd be greeted by a funny sight of your old grumpy doc with an open mouth, shaking the whole base with his snoring
Considering you wouldn't be able to go back to sleep, you'd have to give him a little nudge or gently caress his face plate to which he'd mumble something in his sleep while getting comfortable on his side as he'd stop snoring
He always wakes up before you, no exceptions. He needs to wake up early and go back to work
He always gives you a kiss on the cheek or forehead before leaving. If you'd tug at his servo and tell him to stay a little longer, he'd refuse of course
But your sleepy little begging would drag him back to bed nevertheless. He'd stay for about 30 minutes longer, listen to your cute sleepy voice and yawning, smiling while having a little morning chit chat with you
He loves your messy morning hair, it's so adorable to him
If you have longer hair and prefer tying it while sleeping, in the morning he'd help you fix your ponytail/braid(s) (whatever you prefer). Same goes if you wear a bonnet, he'd make sure it doesn't fall off throughout the night as well
If you brush your hair, he'd love brushing it for you or make your braid(s) e.g., whatever you ask him to do. He isn't afraid of the size difference, he's confident and very gentle, he learned his way with you
If you oversleep often, he'd scold you the moment you show up, telling you how it's unhealthy and blahblah
If your sleeping schedule is not sleeping at all, ironically enough, he'd tell you not be like him and how sleep is necessary for your species, how stasis works differently, how you should blahblahblah he can be such a parent but he does that because he cares for you
If you're a morning person and go to bed on time, he'd praise you for that
He'd make sure you have breakfast every morning even if it means feeding you because breakfast is the most important meal of the day!!!
What I was listening to while writing this ๐งก
Dividers belong to @dvluc , @firefly-graphics , @animatedglittergraphics-n-more ๐งก
okay listen... I don't care what people say, but I have spoken: all optimus snore while sleeping, no exception!
me waiting for requests open again to ask a hc about this ๐ฉ๐ซถ๐ฝ
the bigger the frame, the louder they snore! Some ppl think that OP is a peaceful sleeper, but I like to think that he would be an insufferable bot to sleep withโฆ
Literally canon, no exceptions, truck snoring all the way
Also may I add that when Rose likes any of my fics I know I absolutely nailed it ๐คธโโ๏ธ
Could you do a smokescreen comforting a female reader after she woke up from a nightmare could be headcannons or oneshot ^^
โฎ Smokescreen x reader โฎ
2nd person
female reader
reader is Smokescreen's s/o
waking up from a nightmare, minor panic attack/hyperventilating, comfort, reassurance
Sharing his berth as usual, you were all snuggled up next to him. He had you wrapped in a fuzzy blanket, keeping you close to him. You were peacefully sleeping until you started shuffling around. He isn't a light sleeper so you didn't wake him up until you started making noise.
You were mewling and whimpering, now seriously moving around, moving your head from side to side while frowning as your breathing was slowly becoming unstable. You made the blanket slide off of you so the cold breeze was making you even more uncomfortbale in your unstable sleep.
He slowly scooted closer to you, gently wrapping his servo around you.
"Shhhh..." he softly whispered in your ear, tucking you back in and soothingly rubbing your back.
Just when he thought you calmed down you jolted and sat up wide eyed, trying to catch your breath as if you ran a marathon. Smokescreen jolted with you, carefully holding you.
โHey.. heeyheyheyhey, Y/N..โ but you were lost in space and time which made your hyperventilating even worse.
โY/N, youโre fine, look at meโฆ Y/N!โ to which you snapped back to reality. You looked at him with eyes full of terror which wrote concern all over Smokescreenโs face.
You placed your hand on your chest, feeling your heart almost thumping its way out. Your uncontrollable state made you panic even more. He held you close, both of his servos wrapped around you.
โBaby youโre fineโฆ Look, itโs me.. hey..โ gently scooting some hair away from your face, โIt was just a bad dream.. Youโre okay.โ his spoke softly, almost through a whisper.
You clung onto his servos, trying to calm down.
โI.. you.. H-he was.. you were almost..โ you could barely speak.
โShhhโฆ donโt speak. It doesnโt matter, itโs over now.โ he kept softly whispering.
He could feel your heavy heart beat. He would lie if he said it didnโt worry him. He very gently picked you up and got comfortable on his berth with you on his chassis. He wrapped the blanket around you once again as you curled into a ball, not letting his servo go.
He let you hug his digits for comfort. With the other servo he kept soothingly rubbing your back. He was surprised how such a tiny heart can make his chassis echo in loud thumps. Planting a gentle kiss on your temple made it start slowing down.
โItโs okay.. Everythingโs alright.. Iโm here, baby.. Iโm not going anywhere..โ he kept reassuring you, feeling your muscles slowly relaxing in his warm embrace.
He made you feel safe. The flashbacks of your horror dream were slowly fading as you closed your eyes and started dozing off. You took a last deep breath.
โThank you, Smokeyโฆโ which made him smile.
โGet some rest, sweetieโฆโ was the last thing you heard before you peacefully fell asleep and him with you.
Expect breakfast in bed in the morning, princess treatment coming up.
Dividers belong to @pfparchive and @magicalboything ๐ฉต
omg hiiii i loved ur tfp decepticons x reader post would you be up to do more smut/nsfw with dreadwing? if not then general hcs and fluff would also be much appreciated if you can think any up<3
I'm glad you enjoyed it ^^ here's a gift for you ๐
โฆ Dreadwing x reader โฆ
2nd person
female reader
smut
dom Dreadwing, sub reader
passion, honest love, reassurance, encouragement
First it took him forever to confess to you, now it took him an eternity to finally get intimate with you. You can't blame the lieutenant though. He might be brave and strong but all bots, just like humans, have their weak spots, fears... Commander's biggest fear is losing you or hurting you in any way. His sex drive grows whenever you're in his servos, whenever you lay your soft hands on him or when he's simply near you, just observing you... He's hungry for you, eager for you which is the main source of his fear. What if he won't be able to control himself, sustain himself...?
All of these thoughts were overwhelming his mind while you were passionately kissing him while lying on top of him. Your soft lips were sending shivers from his dermas all the way to his crotch, exciting him more and more with every mushy sound your lips would make after each kiss. His left servo he used to hold your petite body, to feel you all over. His sharp digits were sneaking underneath your clothes, gently scratching your skin, making you shiver and softly whimper. Each sound you would let out was making him ex vent heavily. His right servo he used to keep your hair away from your face, his digits tangling in it just like he fantasized about. Tugging at your clothes, he was trying to contain himself from ripping them apart as they were standing in the way between his digits and your thin skin.
He felt you grind against the cold steal of his chassis. The consequence of your impatient and needy action resulted in you finding yourself underneath him. His ginormous figure towering over you, his red optics glowing even redder with lust while observing you. The way you were looking up at him with wide sparkly eyes made him tingle all over. You could hear a low rumble in his chassis as he started slowly undressing you, revealing each part of your body slowly and glamorously. Partially it was him still being careful but partially it was also him being a tease, enjoying the way your eyes were following each movement of his servos while your soft panting followed by a quiet, why moan here and there was tickling his audio receptors.
"My beautiful princess..." he said as he got the last piece of clothing off of you which were your underwear.
"Do not fret, my little one... I shall be gentle." he reassured you to which you warmly smiled and nodded. He smiled back at you and carefully leaned to kiss you again, making out with you with such passion and yearning.
You felt his servos wrap around your thighs and spread your legs as if you're merely a doll. He used his pinky to very gently rub your soaking wet slit, nicely spreading the bitter sweet lubricants. He made you sweetly moan into the kiss in sync with his deep groans of pleasure. Despite being overly concentrated on how nicely he was touching your private area, you could hear and feel him removing his crotch cover. You were curious to look but before you could open your eyes and look down, he was kissing his way down your breasts and tummy.
He made your breath hitch the moment you felt his dermas on your labia. He was gently kissing them and sucking them, spreading the lubricants of his mouth all over. His groans of pleasure were getting louder as he was stroking himself while eating you out. He was getting more and more intense, making your back ache and your moans echo in his berthroom because of which you covered your mouth and closed your eyes tightly.
"Do not be ashamed." as he gently moved your hands away from your face, "I want to hear you."
That really made you tingle. You both smiled at each other before he straightened. His spike casting a shadow upon you as your eyes widened. Your amusing reaction made him chuckle. He grabbed the base of his spike and gave a little twist to make it shrink about 50% but it still seemed huge. He grunted loudly as the crowded particles were making his spike way more sensitive. He towered over you once again, supporting himself with one arm, heavily ex venting as his spike was throbbing to any slight breeze.
"You can do that...?" you asked while staring at the half silicone-like half metal member of his with the same blue and gold color scheme. As it would throb the gold parts would emit some kind of glow, as if it was getting brighter.
"I must. You are far too.. petite and delicate."
You smiled and cupped his face plate, kissing him. "I love you, Dreadwing... You're so gentle with me... Gentler than any human..." you whispered softly.
That wrapped his spark in a blanket. You gave him confidence he lacked.
"I love you too, Y/N... My one and only... I shall bring nothing but pleasure to you.โ
โPleaseโฆ Take me. Iโm all yours, commander~โฆโ
Your lustful words and lustful gaze made him smirk. He wasnโt afraid of the size difference anymore. It was turning him on. Badly. He couldnโt resist anymore. He positioned himself and rubbed his spike against your labia, mixing your lubricants and spreading them all over. It felt so warm.
He made sure youโre ready before he penetrated you. You were looking down at his spike slowly but surely going very deep inside of you, making your tummy bulge. He didnโt hush your loud moans, he wanted to hear all of it. It was like music to his ears, it was reassuring him you feel pleasure. He could barely keep himself stable above you as his body would slightly tremble to the feeling of your tight, soft walls squeezing his already sensitive member.
At first his pace was slow. It was driving him crazy but he loved it. He isnโt very vocal but he couldnโt sustain deep grunts and groans emitting vibrations from his chassis. Soon he sped up, testing your boundaries to only see and hear you beg for more. You'd moan "commander", knowing it really gets him going.
But instead he pulled out.
โWell then. If that is the game we are playing~โ he said as he flipped you over with ease, pulling your butt in the air as he enjoyed the sight of you arching your back like a cat in heat, looking at him over your shoulder with lustful eyes.
He slapped his spike against your wet pussy a couple of times before he went back in. He picked up a nice pace but he was focusing on being roughly sensual more. He reached to slightly pull your hair while making your cheeks clap against him. Heโd make you suck on his sharp digit while making your eyes roll back, with the other servo holding your delicate figure. He was leaving slight claw marks on your hips, back and thighs, marking you just enough.
You would hear him groaning and panting louder as he was reaching his climax. Hitting your g-spot over and over again, he kept making you cum, at least two times by now. It seemed as if he really knew what he was doing. Perhaps he did research? Weโll never know.
Making you create a puddle underneath that was only getting larger as your cum kept leaking down your thighs. While filling the room with gushy and wet slapping sounds, heโd praise you:
โThats my good girl~โ or โJust like that, princess~โ but it wasnโt creepy. He was telling you how good you feel around him and how youโre doing a great job. His rare but very much appreciated talks like these were the main cause of your countless climaxes.
Very soon your pulsing walls made him fill you up to the brim with a thick load. You could hear slight tremble in his moan as he got overstimulated. Pulling out and seeing his load leaking out, making an ever bigger puddle on his berth made him proud as well as your state. Your quivering body laying limp in his servos, a slutty little drooling smile on your face as you could barely catch your breath proved to him that he has succeeded.
You enjoyed the aftercare he provided. He cleaned everything up as well as you, a little mess. He helped you get dressed and had you lay comfortably next to him. He kept you close to his face plate and chassis, very gently rubbing your back and kissing your forehead, making sure youโre warm and safe in his tender embrace.
โI hope I was not overly rough on you.โ he said in a quiet manner to which you reassured him that you enjoyed every second of it. That lifted his spirit.
Not to mention how good you made him feel. He will definitely want to do this more often from now on.
Dividers belong to @animatedglittergraphics-n-more ๐
Can you do Dreadwing and Predaking and use the trope their in love with reader and reader is oblivious to their them.
(Take all the time you need ๐)
Dreadwing x reader x Predaking
2nd person
female reader
love triangle
AU where the reader is the only human on the Nemesis, working as an assistant in the lab or repairing
AU where Dreadwing is alive
oblivious reader, envy, possessiveness, stalking
Your oblivious state is kinda excused considering you're neck deep in lab work. Lord Megatron won't let you BREATHE. In fact, Predaking noticed you caught Dreadwing's optic, he was stalking you, following you around the Nemesis and checking lab's security cameras, often seeing you with Dreadwing. That's why he told Megatron the commander is keeping you away from swift progress. He was trying to keep you focused. He knows how much you love playing with giant robots and get easily distracted by them. Or he was just jealous because he was fond of you as well and wanted you all to himself.
You stayed longer this evening, not leaving the work undone. you were sitting on a control panel in the lab, struggling to navigate through the decepticon high tech and reach any touch pad - it's like a goddamn exercise every time you work on their computers.
Dreadwing came back after a successful mission and immediately went to check on you. Dready has a cruuuush~
Well it's not like he was expressing it. He was keeping it strictly to himself but he's never able to hide a light blue blush in his cheek plates when he feels your small, tender touch on his forearm or when you give him a wide, honest smile.
"Miss Y/N." he said while approaching you, always formal no matter what.
"Commander Dreadwing." you said respectfully as you took your eyes off the computer for a millisecond to look at him.
"Why are you still working at this hour?" he asked while curiously looking at what you're doing.
"I can't leave the work undone. I need to note today's formula progress, Shockwave's orders." you said while still struggling with the control panel's touch sensitivity.
"I am quite sure that is Knockout's job."
"He was needed... elsewhere. By elsewhere I mean he needed an urgent buff job." you said through a light chuckle.
That made Dreadwing smile a little while not taking his optics off of you.
"Do you require any assistance?"
You looked at him and sighed, stretching your back, "I'm almost done anyway. But I really think they should've found someone with bigger hands for this job." you said with a pinch of humor again as you continued storing data.
"I think so too. You are... far too small for this."
SIZE KIIIIIIIIIINK. His own words made him start daydreaming. He stared thinking of your petite, fragile body in his servos, holding you with great tenderness, trying his best not to hurt you. As he was taking a better look at you, he started wondering how your hair feels like, how your skin feels like, your clothes even...
He cleared his throat before he spoke: "Y/N... I was wondering if-"
He was interrupted by the lab door opening and the heaviest footsteps on this ship approaching. You both turned around to see Predaking proudly walking with his servos behind his back and his huge chassis puffed out.
"Commander Dreadwing. I was sent by lord Megatron himself to check on our assistant. Am I perceiving an act of distraction?" Predaking asked.
"No, I was merely-" Dreadwing got interrupted by him again.
"I was asking her." unpleasantly said the predacon.
"Uhm.. n-no, sir, commader Dreadwing wasn't distracting me at all, he was simply.. keeping me company. It can get too quiet in here." you tried keeping a positive tone.
"Hm. Understood. Is the work done?"
"Almost, sir."
"Almost!?" displeased predacon started, "You are far past the deadline!"
"But sir, Shockwave told me-"
"It does not matter what Shockwave told you, Megatron is your lord and master and he wants those notes delivered NOW!" he lied just to get Dreadwing out of the lab.
"Predaking, she is doing her best-"
"Commander Dreadwing, I do not recall asking for your opinion. I will ask you to leave the laboratory and stop keeping our comrade away from progress." Predaking said in a monotone manner.
Dreadwing didn't want to make a scene even though he REALLY wanted to beat his robo lizard aft. He frowned as his upper derma danced in irritation.
"Very well." was all the wise commander said before leaving, being a bigger person. All he wanted to do is ask you out, dam.
"Sir, he really wasn't-" Predaking interrupted you as he very gently placed his giant servo on your shoulder.
"Let me do the work for you, little one."
"...But-"
"Do not fret. That was merely a part of an act. I do not need Dreadwing reporting to Megatron about this." even though Dreadwing was the first one to offer help. Predaking knew because he was behind that door all along.
"If you say so, sir, but I'm almost done-"
"You will take full credit for your work." Predaking, the king of interruption, gently wrapped his servo around you, picked you up and placed you on the floor.
"Get some rest, Y/N." he said with a mild grin on his face before he turned around to face the computer as he started putting a cherry on top of your work.
You smiled back at him and said your goodbyes and goodnights as you walked away.
+bonus+
Predaking: ...why are you still here-
Y/N: door sensors don't work for me- *standing there in front of huge closed door like๐งโโ๏ธ. You're too small for door sensors on the Nemesis to see you*
Predaking: oh- right- *as he rushed to help you open THE GODDMAN DOOR* how do you manage to open doors when there is no one around to help you-
Could I request a headcannon for TFP characters on their favorite genre of music? Maybe also them listening to said music with a female reader? However you wish to spin it ๐
~TFP characters~
๐ต their favorite music genre ๐ต
2nd person
female reader
WARNING: TOO MUCH SHMOOVING ๐บ๐ถ
Dividers belong to @friedchickenburguer ๐ค
โ AUTOBOTS โ
๐ผ Optimus Prime
He doesnโt express his passion for music, he keeps that in private
He loves old music, precisely from 40s and 50s
He likes the sounds of gentle trumpets, trombones, violins etc.
He likes it slow and classy, something relaxing
Jazz might be his thing too
When heโs driving alone he loves keeping the radio on a super vintage radio station
When heโs with you heโd be kinda shy to play it, assuming you donโt like it because youโre born in such modern time
When (if) youโd assure him you like it, youโd warm his spark as heโd finally get to share and enjoy the music he likes with you
Heโd tell you why he likes each song and which part is his favorite
๐ผ Ratchet
Heโd claim he hates music, how itโs merely a distraction
Nonetheless, when you or any of the kids would play something in the base, at times he wouldnโt immediately tell you to turn it off or keep it down because heโd like it
His preference isnโt clear because you could catch him slightly moving to the beat to song from the 80s over 2000s to the newest
He wouldnโt even notice heโs slightly shmooving to the beat
Only when youโd giggle and tell him heโs got some moves, heโd get flustered and immediately stop, denying it
After some time, heโd admit he likes some songs youโd play and would allow you to use the radio when heโs driving you
๐ผ Bumblebee
Definitely a 70s and 80s boi
He loves shmooving like crazy
Play ABBA or something and heโs all over the place and no one can stop him
Heโs very stubborn when it comes to his music taste and will openly tell you when he thinks your music taste is trash or if itโs his favorite
While in the car, he wouldnโt let you touch the radio- heck he wouldnโt let you get NEAR IT if you arenโt planning to play a song he likes
Heโs the head DJ in the car AND in the base
When Ratchet tells him to turn it off or lower the volume, heโd just turn it up to annoy him and dance all over the place
๐ผ Bulkhead
ROCK N ROLL BABYYYYY
Miko and him are replacing Bumblebee when heโs absent
2nd head DJs in the base
Heโs all about that electric guitar and drums
He likes some of heavy metal too
If you like this kind of music, youโd be a part of their band
Ratchetโs biggest nightmare is that goddamn guitar of Mikoโs Iโm telling you
Of course Wheeljack is a part of the band as well
You and Miko in the front seat shmooving to some heavy guitar and screaming the lyrics while heโs flooring it through the city is another one of his fav bonding moments
๐ผ Arcee
Definitely likes something calm she can sing to
For example Lana Del Rey but also something classy like Amy Whinehouse
Definitely your favorite feminist, prefers female artists
She actually sings beautifully but is kinda shy to show her talent
Perhaps sheโd show it to you if sheโd youโd encourage her enough
If you like to sing this is your chance to sing with her and have girly concert Fridays!
Sheโd actually love concerts and would gladly drive you to any you wish to see
Would ONLY share her music taste with you
๐ผ Wheeljack
Not only rock n roll, aggressive type of music in general
Perhaps something modern too, like phonk for example
He likes something that makes the lights flash in the club and that can make his helm bop in a quick manner
Max volume all the time, especially in his ship when heโs alone or when driving
Would appreciate your company if you donโt mind the speakers making you bounce in your seat
Heโs a great opportunity for a good oโ music vent
If you feel pent up heโs a great partner to just let it out with the help of music with him
He also likes some jazz, especially during intimacy
๐ผ Smokescreen
His music taste can be very basic
Heโs quite flexible and actually rarely dislikes any song you show him
He lets you fidget with the radio when heโs driving you
At times he can be greedy and start a stupid funny argument about whoโs gonna choose a radio station or play the next song
Sometimes he can lean more towards rap and trap, especially 2000s
He likes freaky lyrics he can spontaneously flirt with like โFreek-a-leekโ or โBaby Got Backโ
He loves to dance and thinks he has good moved while in fact he look too funny trying to impress everyone, especially you
๐ผ Ultra Magnus
Music? Whatโs that?
Well perhaps he would secretly like some songs youโd play in the base
And heโd secretly explore the radio stations while driving alone
He likes classy music with meaningful lyrics
Perhaps Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra would be his top choice
Absolutely despises modern music, doesnโt understand it a all
For him, a song means a catchy tune with lyrics that he can devote to someone, that remind him of someone or himself or just have a deep meaning
VERY BY THE BOOK!
When youโd catch him enjoying some music heโd deny it in any possible way
His music taste is a top secret!!!
Divider belongs to @attxnt ๐ค
โฆ DECEPTICONS โฆ
๐ผ Megatron
At first heโd find anything that humans create primitive, as well as music
But I mean how can you not like our music, some stuff is really catchy!
When the Nemesis would accidentally catch a radio signal heโd immediately order Soundwave to turn it off
But when he hears a nice electric guitar and some bass heโd like it
Not that heโd admit though, never
He isnโt a fan ofโฆ joy lmao so he wouldnโt listen to any music on his own
When youโd play some music in the lab, heโd scold you and tell you to keep it down
But when he doesnโt yell at you to turn it off immediately thatโs when you know he likes it
๐ผ Starscream
Definitely a huge Lady Gaga fan
When heโs alone he blasts it and sings, dances, imagines heโs on a concert, the main star
His ego would take over when heโd imagine a thick crowd shouting โAll hail superstar Stascream!โ or something
Heโd reject any other artist, Lady Gaga is his one and only
Heโd even order you to play Lady Gaga in the lab
If you wouldnโt do it, heโd remind you who he is, your commander and that you shall oblige
Heโd tell you how your music taste is primitive and how only Lady Gaga is the real queen
๐ผ Knockout
Also a Lady Gaga fan but not as big as Starscream
Heโs more flexible when it comes to music but he definitely prefers classy female singers
An artist needs to be aesthetically pleasing to him, especially their voice
He likes when a womanโs voice is dominating in the song more than the instruments
Lyrics needs to be stuck in his head so heโd officially say he likes the song
Heโd let you show him some of your favorite songs and heโd openly tell you if itโs trash or not
Would definitely argue with you over whoโs gonna play music in the lab
Youโd argue to the point Shockwave would have to take your source of music and put it away
He also likes hardstyle, it REALLY gets him going before battle, aggressive phonk too
Anything that can express his inner aggression is his thing
But donโt let this fool you
When heโs alone and emotional he cries to sad songs
Lana Del Rey really strikes his heart especially because heโs in love with her and her voice
If you ever catch him crying to Lana, heโll deny it
With you heโd prefer blasting some hardstyle or rap in the car
If you donโt like it, heโs gonna do it anyway because heโd play it so loudly that he probably wonโt even hear you complain
๐ผ Dreadwing
Again not someone who listens to music on his own
Nevertheless, he likes romantic tunes he can gently sway with you to
Deep down heโs a romantic soul which youโd realize when in private with him
And heโs very intelligent too which would intrigue him to search for some high class music by Earthโs most popular compositors (Beethoven for example)
A gentle piano and violin as well as violoncello are his fav
Heโd be impressed by our instruments, he can get curious hence he would like to ask you and discuss with you about them
He doesnโt understand modern music and really doesnโt like it
Though he might like some unique musicians of the 21st century
๐ผ Soundwave
Heโs an open book really, he knows everything about human music
Heโs also a type of mech to avoid lyrics
He prefers only instruments, from old acoustic to new electric
Unlike Dreadwing, he likes his music a bit faster with more energy that can make the line on his visor dance
He rarely listens to music though, heโs too busy
Heโd get curious to know your taste of music so he might stalk sound waves coming from your device
Heโd surprise you when heโd play some music for you
Of course heโd prefer all that to stay a secret between you two
๐ผ Shockwave
Music is a distraction for him
No music allowed in the lab when heโs there
Though because heโs fond of you he might let you play some but quietly
He doesnโt really have a preference, heโs too busy to even pay attention to what youโre playing
Nonetheless SOME tunes might catch his attention and make his antennas wriggle
It would probably be some older music with no drums or bass or anything, just pure, gentle tones and voices
He would keep it to himself but maybe, just maybe, heโd occasionally tell you he approves your choice
Airachnid would hunt you down, wrap you in that sticky web-like substance of hers and bring you to lord Megatron with an excuse that you sabotaged a project and set the whole lab on fire while in fact it was her doing
Accusing you of unloyalty while standing before Megatron's feet, you'd scream and beg him to listen to you, claiming Airachnid is lying
Airachnid: SILENCE, YOU TRAITOROUS RODENT!
She would shout as she'd seal your mouth with the sticky substance
Your lord would observe, doubting you'd do anything like that. As he'd look into your pleading, innocent, tormented eyes, his spark would ache. Not that he expressed it. He'd rather perish than express his vulnerability for you
Then he'd look into Airachnid's eyes full of hope that heโd tear you into tiny pieces of young flesh as heโd get struck by her tiny, devilish grin
Airachnid: my lord. Your wish is my command. I can inflict indescribable pain on her if you let me. She deserves it.
Megatron: no. She does not.
Would be all he'd say before he'd walk to you and free you. You'd start desperately trying to explain yourself but he'd nonchalantly interrupt you:
Megatron: accidents happen. You shall proceed. Shockwave awaits your assistance back in the lab.
He'd give an order and wait for you to leave. Then he'd walk back to Airachnid who'd be in pure shock
Megatron: if you want to terminate her, lying to your leader would be the unwisest way to do it.
Airachnid: my liege-
Megatron: SILENCE! Do such thing again and you shall be the one torn to pieces by my own bare hands. DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
Airachnid: yes, my liege... *as she'd reluctantly bow*
Megatron: and stay away from her. She is far more useful than you are, Airachnid.
Naughty you would stay close to the door and listen. You'd giggle to yourself as you'd hear your master play favorites
Airachnid is not oblivious though. She noticed he cares for you which she'll use against him. She would already start making new plans on how to get rid of you, lord Megatron's pet.
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STARSCREAM
Heโd be in shock when heโd get a report from the vehicons that youโve been attacked by Airachnid
Heโd order his soldiers to show him where you are as heโd call for backup
When heโd find you wrapped in a cocoon upside down in a storage room, being threatened by Airachnid, heโd order her to stay down as heโd aim his rockets at her
Airachnid: oh please, Starscream. Like a couple of your cloned servants could stop me.
Starscream: you fool! Free her this instant or perish.
Airachnid: so it is true~ commander Starscream has a new pet human~
Starscream: I do not care forโฆ a human! I am simply fulfilling my duty! We need her for the project!
Airachnid would hiss and threaten to slice your throat
Airachnid: and why would that stop me from getting rid of this infestation!
Starscream: Megatron will have your head! And so will I.
An evil smirk would grow on Screamerโs face plate as theyโd charged their weapons at her. Sheโd reluctantly and angrily release you, making you painfully drop on the floor and yelp
Airacnid: until next time, rodent.
Sheโd say as sheโd crawl her way out of the storage room, disappointed that her plan of getting rid of you had failed
Starscream would slice the cocoon open and free you as heโd emotionlessly tell you to get up.
Youโd thank him as heโd walk you out and say:
Starscream: not a word to anyone about this, got it?
Totally into you but his dignity and ego canโt allow him to admit he fell in love with one from the species he hates the most
๐
KNOCKOUT
Knockout: YOU WHAT!?
Airachnid: relax, Knockout~ No one will even notice sheโs gone~ and we both know everyone dislikes her-
Knockout: I DONโT- I mean- WE DONโT! Lord Megatron needs her to complete this project! She became one of the key members of the lab, I-
Airachnid: indeed. Indeed she did. Sheโs taking your position. Soon, lord Megatron will replace you with her.
Her cunning aft would try to manipulate him
Knockout: the only one who can be replaced on this ship is you! Youโre afraid of her. Now tell me where she is before I cut you into pieces!
Heโd say as heโd get his saw out and aggressively rev it at her to which she wouldnโt even flinch, bluffing
Airachnid: calm down, doctor, it isnโt a big deal. Just a little game I like playing with her. And my my~ so it is true~ doctor does have his favorite assistant after all~
Knockout would groan and go look for your. Heโd turn the whole ship upside down until heโd find you somewhere well hidden with tied limbs
Heโs dramatically scream and free you carefully as heโd baby talk to you
Knockout: look what that wretched femme did to you! Nt nt ntโฆ Donโt worry, little one, I wonโt let that creepy spider lady get near you ever again, no no~ Doctorโs promise~
Y/N: donโt say that ever again-
Knockout: what I thought itโs cute-
As heโd carry you back to the lab and shower you with kisses
๐
BREAKDOWN
She knows how much he cares for you and how easily distracted he gets which sheโd cunningly use against him in battle
Sheโd capture you and make you hang upside down a thick tree branch the moment heโd attack her
Airachnid: are you sure you want to play this game again, Breakdown? Because we have a new contestant~
Breakdown would freeze as heโd see you desperately trying to scream with your mouth sealed
Airachnid: I think she wants to say hello to her precious boyfriend~
Sheโd say as sheโd free your mouth and let you scream for Breakdown. But instead youโd encourage him:
Y/N: BEAT HER ASS, BREAKDOWN!!!
To which heโd frown and power up, get his hammer out and roar like an animal as heโd charge at her
Youโd watch the epic boss battle and keep encouraging him until all of your blood would flow down to your head and make you feel unwell
Airachnid: hurry up, boyfriend~ You chose a very delicate being for your lover~ She will die if you donโt get her down in time~
Breakdown: YOU TALK TOO MUCH!
She tried distracting him more but instead she only made his anger grow. His helm boiled as he kept mercilessly hammering her
The moment he knocked her out and yeeted her somewhere, he rushed to get you down. He panicked a little but managed to rescue you on time
Breakdown: youโre the best life coach even when youโre dying~
He had to pull a cheesy joke
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DREADWING
Sheโd pull the same trick on him like on Breakdown
Sheโd use you as his biggest weakness - fear of losing his closest ones just like he lost his brotherโฆ
Both of you would have your limbs tied as sheโd make you face each other
Airachnid: now that we have the whole scene set~
Dreadwing: Airachnid, do not be a fool. You are playing with fire. Release her this instant!
Airachnid: or what!?
Sheโd say as sheโd give you a big, deep scratch across the back and make you yelp
Dreadwing: NO!
Airachnid: watch her suffer.
In a blink of an eye sheโd stab your torso by the side with one of her eight unsettlingly long legs and make you bleed badly
Dreadwing would scream as heโd desperately try to free himself. Filled with fury, heโd manage to rip the sticky substance that was tied around his wrists
Dreadwing: YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE ONLY THING THAT I CARE FOR IN MY LIFE!
Heโd jump her and obliterate her, making her run away with deadly wounds
As heโd kneel next to your wounded body, heโd free you and gently pick you up and request an immediate ground bridge.
Heโd watch your fragile, almost lifeless body curling in his servosโฆ
Dreadwing: do not fear, my love. I shall take care of you. You will not leave this world. Not while I standโฆ
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SOUNDWAVE
She thought she could just snatch you from the lab while you were alone and get rid of you that easily
She forgot Soundwave, that has developed strong feelings for you, is the eyes and ears of the ship
Heโd cut her off in one of the hallways and have a stare down
Youโd scream for help
Airachnid: silence! And stand down, Soundwave. Her playtime with big robots has officially come to an end.
Heโd launch his tentacles at her and try to zap her which sheโd avoid while running towards him
He would maneuver wisely and swiftly while trying to snatch you from her servos
Youโd get slightly injured due to their โdoll snatchingโ game
The moment heโd managed to get his servos on you, heโd create a ground bridge right underneath her
As she was about to fall into it, heโd grab one of her creepy legs and speak:
Before heโd let her fall into the portal and teleport somewhere, precisely above the ocean
Y/N: youโฆ you can speak?
To which heโd just look at you and put his index finger across the lower part of his face plate, gesturing this shall stay a secret
๐
SHOCKWAVE
Shockwave: I find your behaviorโฆ illogical.
Heโd say in his usual monotone voice, trying to calm the situation down as heโd catch her wanting to preform torturing experiments on you in the lab
Airachnid: donโt be naive, Shockwave~ You and I both know sheโs nothing but an infestation on this ship!
Shockwave: that statement is illogical as well, Airachnid. She is my assistant.
Airachnid: oh curse your assistant!
Y/N: Shockwave! Please!
The moment heโd hear his secret lover plead, heโd charge his blaster at her
Shockwave: do not test me, Airachnid. You clearly are not aware of my abilities.
Heโd say as heโd start slowly approaching the berth she held you captive on
Airachnid: oh no, dearest Shockwave. Clearly it is you who isnโt aware of our common enemies!
And there comes another epic boss fight. To your surprise it was quite short
Shockwave broke two of her spider legs with ease as heโd throw her around the lab
He did completely or mildly damage some of his equipment but at that point he couldnโt care less. All he cared about is your well being
Shockwave: take advantage of this situation and leave with dignity before I call reinforcements and inform Megatron of your disgraceful act.
Sometimes words can hurt more than actions. She hissed at him and crawled out of the lab
He released you and earned heartwarming gratitude from you
Shockwave: I have always found her way of perceptionโฆ illogical.
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Hi! Can I request bayverse bumblebee celebrating reader's birthday? Just really fluffy unlimited attention that they haven't gotten from anyone else in years ๐ I ask cuz it was my birthday recently and I've been feeling pretty down about everything ๐ Thanks! โค๏ธ
Sweetheart, I know exactly how you feel. I am so sorry to hear thisโฆ I know I made a schedule for the requests but I need to write this first! ๐
I hope you enjoy honey and happy birthday! ๐ฅณ๐
โ Bumblebee x reader โ
2nd person
angst and fluff
female reader
takes place after Transformers: The Last Knight
takes place in the readerโs backyard and garage
bad mood on your birthday, comfort, gifts
Bumblebee was so excited for your birthday. He could barely go into stasis the previous night. He spent the whole night in the garage, making you a gift. Being the clumsy bot he is, he was making a lot of noise and a lot of mess despite being as careful as possible. He was trying his best not to wake you up because then youโd come to check on him and the surprise would be ruined.
Unfortunately, around 3am, he knocked down A WHOLE ASS SHELF in your garage. The tall metal structure banged on the floor and made the whole house shake. As he started panicking, he was turning around and knocking down more stuff, trying to pick it up along with everything that fell off of it.
Soon he could hear your footsteps approaching. With no room to transform into a car due to all the mess, he was stuck. You opened the garage door and to his surprise, in your sleepy state, you couldnโt see properly due to your blurry sight.
โBeeโฆ? You okay in thereโฆ?โ you asked while rubbing your eye and yawning. You were so cute with your messy hair and twisted pajamas.
โMhm mhm!โ he buzzed while trying to hide the unfinished gift behind his back along with all the mess.
โWhy arenโt you in stasisโฆ?โ you were almost sleep walking, you probably wonโt remember half of this in the morning.
He looked around in panic and awkwardly shrugged, mimicking what would sound like โI donโt knowโ
โMmmrr okayโฆ See you in the morning then, goodnightโฆโ as you went back to bed.
He ex vented in relief as he, now calmly, started putting everything where it belongs.
He only got a couple of hours of stasis when he finished with your birthday present. But it was just enough for him. He woke up happier than ever! He was impatiently walking around your backyard waiting for you to wake up while holding your birthday gift behind his back.
But you were nowhere to be foundโฆ You didnโt spread your curtains and happily say good morning like you always doโฆ You didnโt play loud music while doing your morning routineโฆ
He was getting worried. Then he saw you in the kitchen, eating your breakfast as if someone is holding a gun to your head. He bowed and tapped on your backyard door.
You smiled a little and waved at him. He waved back and gestured you should come out. And you did. Dragging your feet and lazily opening the backyard door.
He immediately grabbed you and started spinning you around in his safe grasp while mimicking the tune of the birthday song.
โBee! Wait- ahh! Hahaha!โ you couldnโt help but laugh. He was so joyful.
He brought you closer to his face plate and nuzzled his muzzle against your cheek, as if he was kissing you. You gave him a hug, โAhh! That tickles!โ you giggled.
He then looked at you with wide sparkling optics. But then his expression softened as he noticed you arenโt as excited as youโre supposed to.
โWhatโs the matterโฆ?โ he asked over the radio.
โNothing, just.. I donโt know. Iโm not used to all thisโฆ My mood always hits rock bottom when my birthday comesโฆโ
He let out a low, sad buzz as he gently rubbed your back with his digit.
โButโ itโs yourโ special day!โ
โI know, Beeโฆ Iโm trying to think that way tooโฆโ
โPleaseโฆ Donโt beโ sadโฆโ
He made you smile. Your puppy eyes made him melt. Another low buzz rumbled in his chassis as he brought you closer to his face plate again, closing his optics as he snuggled.
โYouโre rightโฆโ you cupped his precious face, โI should enjoy this day. With youโฆโ
He nodded like a little kid as his optics filled with excitement.
โI madeโ somethingโ for you.โ he said as he finally showed you what he was holding behind his back all along.
It was a bouquet of 5 flowers made out of wires poked in a metal plate and tied from underneath along with a butterfly and a bumblebee. It wasnโt perfect but you could definitely figure what it was.
You gasped and covered your mouth. You were speechless, taking it and carefully holding it.
โBeeโฆ You made thisโฆ?โ tears almost filled your eyes.
He nodded. He pointed at the butterfly and then at you. He then pointed at the bumblebee and then at himself.
โOh! I get it! The butterfly is me and the bumblebee is you!โ you said happily.
He rapidly nodded again, it seemed as if he was smiling.
โIโฆ Iโm speechless! This is the best birthday present Iโve ever gotten!โ joy and gratitude was written all over your face. It made his young spark melt.
โAnythingโ for youโ Y/N.โ
โSo thatโs why you were making a mess in the garage last night!โ you laughed as you figured.
He rubbed the back of his helm as he innocently shrugged, looking like this: โ๐ โ
โOh, my dearest Bee- WOAH!โ
He suddenly transformed which made you laugh as you found yourself in the driverโs seat of the Chevy with the creative sculpture in your lap (which will proudly stand in your bedroom).
โNow letโsโ go getโ a birthday cake!โ
โHell yeah!โ
He floored it through the garage, again knocking down some stuff, mostly flowerpots.
โBEE!!!โ to which he laughed.
โYou did that on purpose, didnโt you?โ
โBuzzbuzz~โ which sounded like โmaybeโ.
โWhat do you mean โmaybeโ? You silly!โ you playfully kicked him to which he made you jolt in your seat.
You kept nudging him while laughing as he was making you bounce in the driverโs seat. All that matters to him is your happiness, your smile, your laughโฆ Your laugh is like music to his audio receptors.
โI love you, Beeโฆ to Cybertron and back!โ
โNoooโ I love youโ more!โ
โNu-uh! I love YOU more!โ
โNu-uh!โ he imitated you.
And you went on and on while enjoying the ride to the local bakery. He really made you feel special, like a princess. You are his princess after all and he wants only the best for you. His spark aches when youโre sadโฆ Especially on a day like this!
Of course he turned on the radio. You sang along and enjoyed the fun ride.
Of course the cake was yellow with sunflowers and bumblebees. He convinced you to buy candles too. Back at home, in the backyard, he prepared a little picnic for you. He placed a blanket on the grass and prepared the cake. He hummed the birthday songโs tune for you again.
โMake a wish darling~โ he used a movie quote.
When you blew out the candles he clapped for you and squeezed you in his arms which almost made you lose your breath.
He fed you, played with your hair, nuzzled into your neck, gently swayed you from side to side to the musicโฆ He really made you feel like the only person on the planet. A lonely butterfly dancing with a happy bumblebee.
His one and only.
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Could I request uuuhh uhhmm uuhhh TFP Breakdown NSFW alphabet ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ YOU DIDNโT HEAR ME SAY THAT NOPE BIGGEST BREAKDOWN SIMP NOT AT ALL NU-UH
Eeeee I was so excited seeing that you sent in a request. Hope you enjoy!
Breakdown NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what theyโre like after sex)
Very sweet, very affectionate, and very talkative. Interfacing is too exciting to be draining for him, so he tends to coast on an emotional high after, which gives him a lot of energy. Heโs happy to snuggle with you, but if youโre tired and want to sleep, you might have to tell him to stop talking.ย
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerโs)
Heโs pretty proud of his forearms. Theyโre broad and strong and nearly anyone's hand/servo looks tiny holding onto it. Picking a favorite part of his partner is difficult though. Theyโre kind of a total package in his optics and trying to pinpoint one thing in particular that โdoes itโ for him isnโt something heโs very interested in. He likes all of you, why should he have to pick?
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Breakdown likes to overload inside his partner, mostly because he likes to sit back and watch it drip from them afterwards. If he overloads in your mouth, he either wants to watch you swallow or let it run down your chin.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Heโs mildly interested in cuckolding. Itโs not about getting off on humiliation or inferiority, he just loves watching you that much. It excites him just thinking about watching you seek your own pleasure. He already likes mutual masturbation so he can watch you; it feels like a natural progression to watch you actually fragging. Maybe a mirror in the bedroom would be enough to satisfy that ache for him, but he still thinks about it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing?)
He knows what heโs doing. He has a decent amount of experience, but heโs also just really good at taking orders and figuring out what his partner likes. Say the word and heโll do it for you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
This doesnโt really fit with any of the prompts but I just gotta point out that an unfortunate downside of his massive chest is that itโs kinda hard to see over it. Meaning, if his partner is small he canโt see them very well, which is a bummer.
Anyway, he likes doggy and reverse cowgirl, it just depends on his mood. Does he feel like letting his partner take the reins today or not?
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He can be pretty goofy. Thereโs been quite a few times when roleplaying where youโve got to take a break because he made an out of character joke that was just too funny. He can be pretty quick witted and itโs the funniest when you arenโt expecting it.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
(Ok so, this is the third alphabet Iโve done, all for robots. Iโm running out of creative responses to this letter when they donโt have any hair. Help!)
If his partner is human, he tends to like when itโs trimmed or shaved entirely. Itโs purely aesthetic though, basically decoration, so itโs not that important to him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He loves figuring out what makes the two of you feel most connected during the moment. Once it gets to the point where you know what you both like, everything feels very intimate, no matter what it looks like. Being able to press those buttons he knows you like without having to say a word makes him feel the most close and connected. It doesnโt always look like slow, sensual fragging; sometimes itโs very heated and fast, itโs just about the feeling and knowing you like it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He does it often. His drive is high and if heโs feeling impulsive he takes a few minutes for himself to indulge. He enjoys mutual masturbation as part of sex. Itโs one way to better learn what you like by watching you pleasure yourself, but itโs also just enticing watching you chase that pleasure in front of him. Make eye contact and moan his name while touching yourself and he overloads immediately.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He likes roleplay, and tying his partner up, preferably incorporating that into the roleplay. Playing out a scene where youโre a fugitive and heโs been the one tracking you down. When you finally cross paths, you canโt run anymore so he ties you up to bring you in. Of course, you might be able to persuade him to release you, as long as heโs well โrewardedโ.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere and everywhere. Sure he knows there are some places that are โinappropriateโ to frag, but it doesnโt count if you donโt get caught, right? Sometimes he has to be reeled in a little bit because he gets ahead of himself and doesnโt think of the practical ramifications of interfacing in certain locations.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Breakdown is incredibly visual. You dress in something revealing and heโs already thinking of how nice it would be watching you strip for him. You send him a suggestive selfie and he can feel himself getting wet for you. He watches a movie with a sex scene, now his thoughts are wandering to the two of you in that same position.
N = No (something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
He doesnโt really have a list of โnoโs or specific turn offs. Sure thereโs going to be some things, but he doesn't think about it much. Heโs in tune with how he feels in the moment, so if something happens or is brought up and he feels โoffโ, he relies on that. He doesnโt have a problem saying no, he just doesnโt want to say it prematurely.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Remember how I mentioned his chest limiting his line of sight? Well, itโs not a problem when heโs giving oral and he absolutely takes advantage of that. This mech is obsessed with seeing the faces you make and feeling you hold his helm to guide him while heโs going at it. Heโs moaning and needy and sloppy. Honestly heโd probably be satisfied just from masturbating while using his mouth on his partner
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually pretty fast. Not necessarily rough, but his movements tend to be eager from the get-go and sometimes heโs a bit messy. When heโs tired or has just woken up though he gets more sensual and relaxed, going with the flow of things, however long that ends up taking.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Sure, why not? Heโs always got a few minutes to spare for his lover. Quickies excite him, especially when itโs risky. Youโve certainly had a few laughs hearing someone call for Breakdown over coms while youโre sneaking off to the closest available place to frag.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Risk is something he embraces. Heโs down to try anything that gets the adrenaline pumping. He spends a lot of time on missions that involve danger and it keeps him on edge. Itโs just part of his life and makes him feel the most alive, so itโs an edge heโs happy to be on. Chasing that feeling continues with you, and the excitement found in risk is even better when youโre involved.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He doesnโt last very long, which was a little embarrassing at first. He thought it would disappoint you, but why would you be mad that he feels good? Besides, heโs got enough energy to go three or four rounds if youโre up for it, so youโre certainly not leaving unsatisfied.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He really likes using vibrators on his partner. If heโs not using his mouth, he enjoys being able to use toys on you. Sometimes he daydreams about new toys, or new ways he could use them on you to have you shaking and gasping. He absolutely takes mental notes on how you react to each toy and stores that information away to use later.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
BIG tease. Partially because he thinks itโs funny, but mostly because itโs just so satisfying watching his partnerโs frustration grow until theyโre whining and begging for him. It makes him feel accomplished and desired, so he does it all the time.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Have you heard the sounds he makes when heโs fighting? The only time heโs quiet is when youโre afraid youโll get caught, and even then you have to remind him to keep it down. Heโs joked about you having to gag him to shut him up, and youโve considered taking him up on the half hearted offer. Heโd be kinda hesitant to actually do it at first, but if you can come up with a good roleplay scene heโll be chomping at the bit, literally.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Breakdown loves morning sex. Waking up next to his lover and seeing their sweet sleepy smile when they wake up is unreasonably attractive to him and he finds it difficult to keep his servos to himself. Any day that begins with slow, sleepy interfacing is a very good day in his book.
X = X-ray (letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
His spike is thick. Itโs red with one yellow biolight running up the underside of it. His valve is silver and navy and produces so much lubricant itโs kind of ridiculous. Itโs not an exaggeration to say you sometimes have to mop it up after a particularly intense session.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Heโd interface at least once a day if he had his way. Heโs not pushy about it though, totally fine to self service if he gets too pent up.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes a while, unless heโs specifically trying to go to sleep. Usually, heโs less tired and more energized, sometimes getting pretty fidgety. His processor is just too flooded with good things after interfacing that he feels like he could take on an army of Autobots. Heโs got to put that energy towards somethingโฆ Maybe heโll put it towards another round.
Aaaah, nothing better than opening your eyes and seeing you've got a Breakdown NSFW alphabet to start the day! I read this while having breakfast lmao heaven I'm telling you.
YOU, MY FRIEND, wrote such a juicy yummy scrumptious toe curling sheet gripping spine arching body quivering alphabet. It's like you sneaked into my head and took notes off all dirty thoughts I've been having of him. Not even joking.
i probably wasnโt super clear with my last message and iโm sorry! i meant iโd like bayverse hound x reader. iโm dying for content here ๐ญ๐ฎโ๐จ
Letโs take a little break from TFP and write some Bayverse, shall we? ;)
Hound x reader
โช headcanons โช
2nd person
any pronouns
platonic relationship
development of a romantic relationship
no NSFW included
Youโd definitely be the first one from the crew to catch his optic
Heโs a talkative, extroverted mech in general but heโd probably dedicate all of his attention and best quotes to you
Heโd tend to make cheesy wrecker jokes and make you laugh all the time, humor is definitely his love language
Heโs never afraid to put you in battle, he thinks youโre brave. Even if youโd doubt in yourself or underestimate yourself in any way, heโd be the first one to encourage you
You two would become an epic duo, heโd even call you a true wrecker
Heโd tell you everything about Cybertron and war but heโd mostly focus on epic battles he took place in
He would carry you around all the time, let you sit on his shoulder, play with his beard etc
He has a weird thing for your tiny hands playing with his bushy beard. Youโre probably the only one who he allows to touch it
Heโd give you nicknames such as โbratโ or โrascalโ or โlittle wreckerโ. When heโd feel kinda soft inside heโd use โdollโ.
When youโd get injured he would express his concern through aggression hence heโd yell at everyone to hurry up and help you as heโd desperately try to help you as well
While taking care of you, heโd comfort you in his own wrecker way which would mostly be swearing while telling you how brave you are
Hound: donโt leave me now, you little rascal! Youโre the bravest little wrecker Iโve ever met! We need to show those shitheads what weโre really made of, ey! Get up!
He loves you as much as he loves his gear
When youโd place a tender kiss on his face plate heโd go โawwwh!โ and rub his cheek plate and get all flustered in his own chunky bot way
He doesnโt know any other ways of expressing his feelings but this is just enough for you to realize he absolutely adores you
He finds stargazing too romantic so when youโd want to do it with him heโd be like:
Hound: ah miss me with that romantic scrap! Makes me want to puke.
But once heโd give it a chance, heโd realize how much heโs been missing. Heโd actually enjoy some silence with you in his servos
When youโd sleep together youโd be his personal little teddy bear. Heโd be careful not to squash you though. Youโre the only one heโs so gentle with
Despite not being a romantic soul, Hound is a mech with a good spark and a chill personality. Also a gentle giant in your case
Hi frieeeend! Glad to be one of ur first requests ^^
I was wondering if you could do some TFP Ratchet x female reader ๐ซฃ some smut OR some angsty fluff where Ratchet feels insecure about his age and vitality and y/n (suggestively his s/o) comforts him :)) whatever u choose
Take ur time! โค๏ธ
Whew, never have I ever written so much so quickly (in a good way). I guess I got carried away a bit. Hope you like it :3
*Anything in italics is either a sound effect or a characterโs inner thoughts*
Young At Spark
TFP Ratchet x Reader
Warnings: Suggestive
Word Count: 2000+ (Holy Sh*t)
It had been a relatively quiet day in the Autobot base for you. Jack, Miko, and Raph were at school taking their final exams, and the autobots were out on an extensive energon scouting mission somewhere in the rural wilderness of Serbia. You wouldโve found a trip to Europe to be a fun outing, but couldnโt bear the thought of leaving your favorite medic alone. As you returned from a brief walk around the halls of the base, a loud *clang* followed by a frustrated and exasperated shout could be heard from the main room. He sounds actually pissed off, you thought to yourself before briskly making your way to the main room. You turned to see Ratchet picking up various shattered metal pieces from the floor, all the while muttering incoherent profanities and curses.ย
โRatchet? Is everything okay?โ you asked softly, although the concern was easy to glean from your tone. The medic was clearly surprised by your sudden appearance and seemed a bit startled as his blue optics locked onto you. โOh, (Y/N)... E-everything is fine. I justโฆ was clumsy and dropped the device I was trying to adjust. I um, Iโm sorry if I may have startled you.โ In fact, everything was indeed not fine with Ratchet, as that morning his thoughts had gotten away from him and locked onto you, and not in the way he usually enjoys.
I canโt upset (Y/N) with my frivolous doubts. Albeit it will be difficult as her mental prowess is alwaysโฆ rather intuitive, the aging medic tried to silence his thoughts and re-focused on (Y/N). Ratchet cleared his throat as he noticed you had already conjured up a broom, โNo need for that, I shall clean up my own mess.โ You paused at the increasingly odd behavior of the normally composed medic, and you began to grow suspicious of why he seemed to be hiding something from you.ย
You two had been close for some time, albeit when you first met the resident Autobot medic it wasnโt a great first meeting. With Ratchet insisting the base was getting far too crowded. You quickly won him over though. Unlike the kids, you were far more mature and patient, and you didnโt actively break his tools or go off placing yourself in unnecessary danger, like a certain someone with pink puffball hairโฆ Another admirable quality you possessed was your sharp mind, and your ability to quickly grasp new concepts and actually be interested in things like science.
The first time Ratchet really noticed you was when he was struggling to decipher an unfamiliar set of code which had come into their possession regarding imperative intel. Despite applying the standard techniques to decipher the code, there was some sort of new trick that had been embedded in the code. As (Y/N) had watched the medic continuously failed to succeed, you had been watching closely, and had noticed the answer didnโt lie in breaking the code through conventional means, rather through a visual pattern. Your sharp eye and wit had spotted a pattern of certain colors and symbols, and after explaining this to Ratchet, the two of you were able to team up and crack the code.ย
โRatchetโฆ Whatโs actually going on? You seem upset at more than accidentally breaking something. You know you can tell me anything, right?โ You looked up at him, hoping the medic would let you help him. Primus, sheโs onto me, Ratchet quickly finished picking up the broken mess on the floor, before turning towards (Y/N). โI appreciate your concern for me, I do, but I insist it was just a fleeting moment of frustration. Nothing more.โ Before you could open your mouth to say anything else, the comms system flashed and Optimus Primeโs voice sounded over the audio โRatchet, we require your presence immediately. We are taking Decepticon-fire and Arcee is down!โ
His azure optics widened in surprise before turning to you. โIโll man the groundbridge. โฆBe careful, otherwise I may throw a wrench at youโ you had an ever-so-slight smile on your face, but your heart was still heavy as no one could ever foresee when things would go wrong. โI promise to return unharmedโ Ratchet said softly, hoping that you wouldnโt fret too much over him, before powering up the groundbridge and speeding through in his alt-mode.ย
As Ratchet sped through the swirling vortex of green and blue energy, his thoughts from earlier resurfaced. He had been replaying the moment you had first met, the first time you had touched servos/hands, the moments where he would place you on his shoulder as you both reviewed data and worked on projects.
The memory that was the source of his inner turmoil was the first time you kissed. You had shifted your weight on his shoulder and just planted one right on his lips. He could remember the rush of heat to his entire frame, something he had not experienced since his youth back on Cybertron, and that was a very long time ago. It wasnโt long after that you two had been intimate with one another, albeit it took a lot of learning on his part since you were both an organic and far smaller than him. The size difference didnโt bother him much, as he was very VERY creative. You were so vigorous, energetic, passionate, and youthfulโฆ. And youth had long since surpassed Ratchet.
ย He should be above silly things such as anxiety or doubt, but now he felt all of his confidence melt away as the thought of such a stunning and lively being as yourself, being held back by an old rust bucket with one pede in the well of Allsparks. The very idea of him disappointing you felt equivalent to losing a patient. Spark-crushing. Perhaps it was wrong of him to think some old bot like him could ever give you what you truly deserved from a partner. โฆ*PEW PEW* The resounding ringing of blaster fire pulled the medic out of his anxious self-pitying stupor, and into a battlefield before him.
Ratchet had only just exited the groundbridge, but he could already make out his fellow Autobots as they duked it out with various Decepticons and Vehicons. He had to focus, as he was here as a medic not a sniveling idiot. As his optics scanned the field for the injured Arcee, he saw the femme leaning against a large boulder, pinned down as she took cover from Vehicon blaster-fire.ย
His white and scarlet armor glinted in the light of the sun, as he quickly made his way through the battlefield, being trailed by Optimus and Bumblebee as they provided coverfire. Ratchet was able to make it to Arcee, quickly scanning her to assess her injuries. โIโm fine, Doc. Just a few scratches thatโs all,โ the two-wheeler calmly stated. โEp-ep! Iโm the medic and I will be the one to diagnose yโโ Ratchet was interrupted by the sound of crackling electricity from behind. โNice of you to join the party, Ratchet!โ Ugh, not Knockout of all botsโฆ Ratchet thought, as he saw the ever-polished and buffed Decepticon standing a short distance from him. โKnockout, I am in no mood to deal with your incessant posturingโฆโ Ratchet drew his blasters as he glared at Knockout. โWell they do say bots get crankier as they age, huh? Perhaps youโre better suited as a doorstop at your age?โ the Decepticon medic cackled.ย
Ratchet felt his energon boil and before anyone could realize, he charged at Knockout, optics wide with fury, โYouโll look like a doorstop once Iโm through with you!!!โ Knockout was taken aback by the sudden vigor and frenzied rage from the Autobot medic, genuinely shocked as to what had gotten into him. โPRIMUS I didnโt know you could move that fast!โ Knockout ordered the surrounding Vehicons to begin firing at Ratchet, but was interrupted by opposing fire from Optimus, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee. Before Ratchet could reach him, Knockout quickly transformed and retreated along with the remaining Vehicons.ย
Ratchet had no choice but to stop his charge, but his rage was not so easily quelled. He was boiling over with anger, HOW DARE HE INSULT ME LIKE THAT? HOW DARE HE ASSUMEโ Ratchetโs angry thoughts were cut short by the sensation of a large servo on his shoulder, and Optimusโs voice. โOld friend, what has gotten into you? Why would you abandon your patient and charge after Knockout?โ Primeโs face was full of concern for his long-time friend and confidant as this was out of character. The medicโs rage began to subside, as he realized what a fool he had made of himself. โM-my apologies Optimus, I donโt know what came over me.โ Ratchet immediately went back over to Arcee and helped her onto her pedes, ashamed at his actions.ย
Back at base, (Y/N) powered up the groundbridge after receiving the call from Optimus. You were still worried about Ratchet, as you had been struggling to think of what on earth he was so upset about. As the portal opened, the Autobots began to make their way through, including Ratchet who was assisting an annoyed Arcee into the base.
As you began to acknowledge everyoneโs return, Bulkhead suddenly approached Ratchet, โWhat the scrap was that about?!โ Ratchetโs optics briefly darted towards the wrecker, but as in usual fashion, the medic turned away and scoffed at the question, โThink nothing of it. Just stress from being engaged in combat.โ Despite being assisted by Ratchet, Arcee piped in with her concerns โBulkhead has a point, Ratchet. You lost it at whatever Knockout said to you. What gives?โ
Growing increasingly frustrated with the sudden interrogation, Ratchet snaps his helm around โIโve already told you that it was inconsequential. Now let me proceed with scanning you for injuries and move on!โ The tension in the room couldโve been cut with a knife as the rest of the group falls silent, and no one presses the matter further. Standing at the controls, you were taken aback by Ratchetโs behavior, as this was severely out of character for your normally patient, if a bit sassy-medic. But you remained silent as you watched Arcee begrudgingly allow Ratchet to assess her.ย
It wasnโt long before Arcee returned to the main area of the base, being cleared of any injuries by Ratchet, but you noticied that he had yet to reappear. Normally the only other area on base you could find Ratchet would be in one of the back storerooms which usually housed various supplies. You quietly made your way through the halls, the faint sound of something falling making you hone in on one particular room. The motion-sensors on the door allowed you entry into the storeroom, and you quickly spotted Ratchet with his back turned against one of the shelves. It felt as if you were walking on glass as you approached him, โ...Ratchet? Youโre really starting to worry me. Can you please, pleaseโฆ tell me what is wrong?โย
โ...Iโm sorry, (Y/N) for worrying you. That is the last thing I would want to do to youโ Ratchet replied, but his back remained turned away from you. You approached him and closed the door behind you. Stepping closer, you wrapped your arms around his heel in a hug, hoping your touch would comfort him โI know. But Ratchetโฆ. You are hurting yourself by holding in.. whatever it is thatโs making you act this way. Weโve been through too much for you to shut yourself off from me.โ A heavy sigh escaped from the medicโs vents and he shifted his frame to look at you.
As you briefly stepped back, he knelt down to move his faceplate closer to your level, โYou deserve to know of courseโฆ You deserve better. โฆPerhaps if I was in a different field of medical training, I would be better suited to explain myself, so I shall try my best.โ He took a deep breath, clearly struggling โIโve been concerned that I may not be the mech best suited for you.โย
You stood before him frozen as you struggle to process his words, โ...Come again?โ Ratchet felt as if someone were twisting a blade in his gut, but continued, โI meant that you deserve the best. You are so kind and full of life and vigor, and I am perhaps too old to provide you with what a younger mech could.โ He canโt bear to meet your gaze any longer, and turns his face away from you in shame. He is shocked to feel a brief sting on his helm, looking back to see you holding a small wrench in your hands. โHopefully that will knock some sense back into youโ your eyes were welling-up with tears as you dropped the wrench.
โYou really think your age would change how I feel for you? You think I would care what anyone, bot or con or human has to say about it?โ You approach Ratchet and gently place your hands on his cheeks, staring deeply into his optics, โRatchet, you are the only man for me. So what if youโre mature and full of experience? Youโre my one and only and donโt ever think otherwise.โ You lean in and plant a deep and sweet kiss against his cool lips.ย
It felt like time stood still as he looked at your beautiful face. Your warm lips were like fireworks as you pressed them to his, How can she be this perfect? How do I deserve her? Ratchetโs mind swirled as you pulled away from him, feeling a gentle brush as he swiped a tear from your eye with a servo, โ(Y/N), please forgive me for putting you through such torment. Iโฆ I was insecure about many things. I still wonder if I am truly capable of fulfilling all of your needs.โ
You stepped forward and kissed him again, albeit with a little more heat. You raised an eyebrow as you pulled away, a devilish grin playing on your lips, โYou have always fulfilled my every need. You could always test how well youโre able to please meโฆ?โ The look in your eyes and tone in your voice was easy for the medic to decipher. He felt his frame heat up and his engine rev, โ...I suppose I can run a fewโฆ tests to see the results.โ He gave you a half-cocked smirk before gently scooping you into his servo and setting you on one of the upper shelves, before showering your neck and collarbone in sensual kisses.ย
Primus, hopefully no unlucky soul needed any supplies from that roomโฆ
