He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker
Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
Recipe + Story: Flower Shaped Cheddar Cheese Omelettes by Chef Ammon Lead
Ingredients [For 1 Serving]
Egg - 1
Cheddar Cheese - Around 15g
Milk - 2tsp
Butter - 3g
Salt and Pepper - To Taste
Lettuce or Parsley - For Garnish
Mix eggs, milk, salt, and pepper into a bowl and mix well
Melt the butter in a frying pan over medium heat, place the flower shaped ring mold in it and spread the butter around the inside
Pour in a quarter of the egg mixture and leave it for about 15 seconds
Pour in another quarter of the mixture, gently place cheese in the center, cover and steam over low heat for about 30 seconds
Repeat steps 2-4 or make two flower shaped ring molds
Once it has set and is fluffy, remove from the mold with a spatula and serve in a plate line with lettuce or parsley
Ammon: "Glad to see you back, Master."
"It's been scorchin' hot today too."
"You're not too worn out by the heat, aren'cha Master?"
>Honestly, I've been feeling the heat
Ammon: "Yeah, I thought so. You're out there breaking your back in these temperatures."
"You've done real good work out there."
"So just for my hard workin' Master..."
"I've whipped up a real special treat for you ♪"
"It's flower shaped cheddar cheese omelettes."
>Flower shaped... how cute
Ammon: "Hehe... well you gotta feed the eyes before the stomach~"
"But these omelettes, it's not just the shape that is it's only surprise."
"There's plenty of protein to help regain your strength... and that rich cheddar is bound to increase your appetite!"
"Really, the perfect little snack for a hot day."
>Thank you, Ammon
Ammon: "No need for that. Lookin' after the Master is a butler's duty after all."
"Now if you'll excuse me... I'll be feedin' this to you."
>Huh...?
Ammon: "Open your mouth now, Aah ♪"
"We wouldn't want you to tire yourself any further now would we~ I'm such a considerate butler ♪"
>That's... embarrassing...
Ammon: "Aw man~ What's there to be shy about, Master?"
"There's no need to hold back around me, y'know?"
>I'm not holding back...
>I'd get too nervous to eat...
Ammon: "Hehe, well no ways around it. I'll be letting you off the hook just for today."
"It's real hot outside anyways... so raising your temperature any further is a no go"
"But if you're willing... mind if I eat alongside you?"
"Originally, I intended for you to be the only one to eat the omelettes but..."
"But then I started think'n about how nice it would be to share a meal with you... and I ended up makin' an extra portion."
>Of course, let's eat together
Ammon: "Hehe, thank you kindly. Glad to hear it."
"Then excuse me for a moment."
>Here's a seat
Ammon: "Hehe, I can't believe how close we got so easily... Great suggestion, me"
"Right then... let's dig in before it gets too cold."
>Right, thanks for the meal
Ammon: "Thanks for the meal"
The fragrant aroma of cheese gently rises from the warm omlette
In just one bite, the sweetness of the eggs gently fills your mouth
>Such a delicate taste, it's really good
Ammon: "Looks like its right up your alley."
"Fluffy eggs paired with rich cheese... they just melt like butter in your mouth, right?"
"Something that'll sweep all your worries away in an instant... that's the sort of dish I was aiming for.""
>Thank you, this is really helping
Ammon: "Hehe, well I should also have a taste..."
"Munch munch..."
"Yeah, that's good ♪ Adding cheese was the way to go."
"And these bite sized portions... they can just be popped into the mouth no matter the occasion."
>Yeah, it's really easy to eat
Ammon: "That's good. I made lots so feel free to ask for seconds."
-A little while later-
Ammon: "Man~ That's really hit the spot. Ah, you've finished it all too, Master?"
>Yup, thank you for the delicious meal
Ammon: "Thank's for the meal"
"Having a meal like these every once in a while isn't so bad."
"If you have nothing else on the schedule, why don't we do this again sometime?"
>Of course
Ammon: "Hehe, that's a promise."
"If it's to help heal your spirits, I'll always be here with the bells on."
"If your smile ever feels like wavern', just come right back any time."
"After all, it's my job to make sure that the flower bloom beautifully with full force."
"I'll make sure to make your smile bloom. And..."
"I'll definitely get you to let me feed you next time 'round ♪
Hi! This isn't a fic or a headcanon or anything, I'm actually travelling to another city at the moment and saw something I felt needed attention.
I've deleted a few comments on my posts today that are tagging people (people that appear to have previously commented or reblogged my posts) and asking for donations. I don't know if they're bots or real people copy/pasting some kind of template as a lot of the comments look identical. Just want people to be aware it's happening and to ignore it.
My inbox gets flooded with these kinds of messages all the time, I don't mind that. However, I don't want to pass them on to my followers. This isn't really the place for that, and I believe that brute-tagging random accounts on old fanfics based on comments they've made months ago will actually make people far less likely to donate.
(Maybe they're resorting to comments now because I haven't been posting the asks? It's possible.)
I have no formal way of verifying if these links are real or not so I don't recommend clicking on them if you see one. If they are real, I'm sorry and I truly feel bad. I know it comes from a place of desperation, but people come to this blog as a means of escape. Begging by tagging folks at random is more likely to turn them into your enemies than allies.
By sheer volume of them, and how they're all identical posts that come in batches from blogs solely designed to beg, it's likely that they're scams trying to tug on people's heartstrings to rake in money. I can't tell either way, but I want everyone to be safe and I apologize if any of you get dragged into this. I ask everyone to stay vigilant and I'll continue to delete them if I see them. (Not all comments, just the obvious spam ones with links!) (Genuinely lost users who blindly scroll through the "obey me" tag and think I'm looking for a sugar child are still welcome. I don't have any money or interest in that but I think it's hilarious.)
"Surely this looping monotone story has an end..."
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ANYWAY YEAHH??? A SONG ABOUT LOOPING DAY WITH NIMH??? YEAHAHAHSHSGHASHSVKAGSSJ GOO BUNNY BOY SAVE THAT MARSHMALLOW!!!
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