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@mariemariesposts
ilya rozanov gets his own fortnite skin and never shuts up about it
“oh hunter has olympic gold medal? well does he have his own skin in very popular game fortnite? no exactly what i thought”
“shane has three cups, but i have my own name and face in fortnite too bad too sad for him”
“shut up idiot, my skin is most downloaded in fortnite fuck you marley”
My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.
In #myhrtimeline Shane is on Sesame Street to talk about good sportmanship whether it be a win or a loss and then a week later he tries to physically fight Scott on the ice after winning his game against him. Ilya sends him pretty much nonstop memes about this. Most of them are just Elmo wildly swinging his arms around w/ “you” attached.
That’s where Shane Hollander lives can you believe it
Hey, just calm down. We were just having a little fun, that's all. —Looks like you got a real fucked up idea of fun.
THELMA & LOUISE | 1991 — Dir. Ridley Scott
Shane Hollander ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ) eyes closed grabby hands
Spoilers for the game changers universe
Whenever I think of Kip basically assuring that at least two of his friends end up with hot, rich hockey players because he started dating Scott Hunter makes me think of this quote from Mrs Bennett.
2016 Ilya Rozanov searching “muscle bottom” on pornhub while crying. Send post
#MyIrina and #MyIlya..
@bipolar4autistic 🥹🥹
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT POST FOR DAYSSSS YOU ARE MY HERO FOR THIS FC
in half of the pictures of connor at the met gala, he looks like a baby deer that just wobbled into the road and is looking at the headlights like they're a new friend. he's just bambi-mogging in every photo. just soooo wet hamster. someone dropped him in the soup and forgot to dry him off after. what even ever. it was his first day living.
John Rich & The Big Picture, my first prose novel, is complete, and you can read all of it now on okjohnrich.site until July 25th. ✏️
Putting it AO3-terms to honor its original male character/original male character origins:
Rating: Explicit Category: M/M Fandom: original work, Check Please! Relationships: Tyler Hughes/John Rich Additional Tags: enemies to friends to lovers, idiots in love, slow burn, everyone knows but them, a surprising amount of garfield lore, new york city, the-devil-wears-prada adjacent, viral youtube romance, love in your early twenties, romcom emphasis on the comedy words: 99,000 chapters: 21/21 (complete!) comments: 1,562 comments!! hits: 171, 709 >>> start here ✏️
That's it. That's the story. @okjohnrich.
Thank you to the 900 people who completed the John Rich & The Big Picture exit survey! 😭 AND THE 340+ PEOPLE WHO COMMENTED ON THE LAST CHAPTER!!!! If you haven't read it, read it here before it's gone!
The consensus is that: - this novel is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud - you will fall in love with John (as he's falling in love with a big adorable man) - you'll want a sequel
read it here, for free, on okjohnrich.site/start ✏️
The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.
shane hollander AKA mr. trouble AKA shanebug
absolutely devastated that she is not kissing me sweetly on the forehead rn
