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[daree-to-dream]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

Everyone reblog this post.

[onegirllis]

Friendly Reminder 1

Friendly reminder that it was implied in BTS ep1 and ep2 that Rachel is abused by her father. It was in the dialogs when she said she is skilled with covering bruises and has a lot of experience in that field, that her dad will punish her with something terrible, and that she was getting hush money from him. So lie to her so she could be more abused. Don’t lie to her, but she still stays.

This game is getting worse.

[yuri-is-the-jizz]

I’ve never felt so personally attacked by a video game then I did after the credits on episode 3

[genderfluidintake]

Before Episode One: Boy I sure do hope they connect the two stories! Ya’ll, after Episode Three: FUCK YOU DECK NINE! YOU CONNECTED THE TWO STORIES! I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ SUE YOU!

[lalalandthisway]

DECK NINE

[beeftony]

Half the Life Is Strange: Before the Storm fandom after episode two: “Rachel’s manipulating Chloe! The stars represent Max, and Rachel is the fire that keeps Chloe from seeing all the beauty yet to come!”

DeckNine:

[abductedbymemes-deactivated2018]

News anchoring AU

Max: “Welcome back, Rachel.”

Rachel: “Glad to be back, Max. Now to the weather.”

*Camera pans to Chloe*

Chloe: “Uhhh, nice rachel we’re having.”

[vicsholybooty]

People: Amberprice was toxic and bad for Chloe. Deck9: -shows a bunch of clips that show how their relationship was for the next 2 years-

Me: 

[jowomensmarch]

HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE QUEER WHAT A FUCKING GAY ICON

[astarionancuntnin]

Chloe: I miss Rachel.

Me playing LIS for the first time : dont know her, dont care

Me replaying LIS after Before the storm: *sobbing* ME TOO

[lateforjianghu]

Before the Storm in a nutshell

[craashintome]

How I was playing Life Is Strange for the first time and listening to characters shit talking Rachel Dawn Amber

How I be after playing Before The Storm and hearing characters shit talking about Rachel Dawn Amber

[chasepricefield]

Leaked Ep. 3 Cut Content

For the past couple months, leaks about episode 3′s development have been coming from two different people who knew beta testers that got to play early drafts of the game.

They cut sooooo much stuff. And I’m 99% sure the leaks were real and not a troll because they got so many details right and knew things like what days information was going to be announced and what songs would play in what parts. A lot of the stuff they said would happen, did happen. According to them, Deck Nine cut the best parts of the episode:

There was a scene with Steph where Chloe would talk about Rachel

Chloe would tell Steph she was realizing that she was a lesbian (and supposedly she was going to be very explicit in her language here. no “uh idk i think i might like girls no labels tho”)

Chloe and Steph were going to hug

There were multiple kisses

There was an implied sex scene

The bedroom scene was longer and you could talk to Rachel about running away.

There may have been a morning scene where you could change into Rachel’s clothes at her house.

Rachel initially wasn’t supposed to get hurt because Sera would save her

Sera and Rachel would actually speak

Sera was confirmed supernatural. She apparently had something to do with the crows and Chloe’s dreams.

There was a choice where Sera wanted Rachel to come back to California with her and Chloe could be for it or ask Rachel to stay in Arcadia (shit happened afterward and Rachel would always ended up staying though)

Sera knew about Chloe and Rachel’s relationship

Rachel was going to kick Eliot’s ass when he got creepy on Chloe

Rachel was going to be there when Chloe got knocked out by Damon

It was going to be Rachel’s idea for Chloe to dye her hair

Rachel was going to be with Chloe when she dyed her hair

Rachel was going to meet Joyce and David and defend Chloe against David (this may have been dependent on if you’ve pissed off David)

Max was originally in the play dream sequence

Max was going to be mentioned in the epilogue

Drew, Mikey, and Steph had more plot around their involvement with Damon

Supposedly even in the “just friends” path Chloe said something that implied she had romantic feelings for Rachel in the ending.

There was supposed to be a lot of really cute dialogue in the epilogue scenes. (You can honestly tell this is true because they went through the trouble of animating the characters talking and it looks like the dialogue just never got put in)

There was a kiss at the end (depending on intimacy)

There were 6 variations on the endings (3 for each, I believe, and I believe this had to do with your intimacy counter with Rachel.)

All endings were meant to be happy. No mention of the dark room being shown at the end.

The information came from beta testers which means that Deck Nine had all of this content. They wrote it and they voiced it and they animated it. It’s not like they cut it because it was Too Much to do. They literally…. did it… and then just… threw it away???? At least that’s my understanding. I’m SO baffled right now tbh.

Even if the beta testers were somehow lying and coincidentally managed to get insanely weird details correct, their fake episode 3 was better than the real one, and I’m pretending this is the version we actually got.

[firethatblinds]

“I want you so, I want you to know,

I don’t want you to fall” - I don’t by Koda

im dying inside this episode (and song) fucked me upp 

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

[sir-cockhammer-duke-of-chode]

Even if it’s historically accurate?

[marzipanandminutiae]

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

[ranger-truth]

All the notes of “women weren’t on old time battlefields” are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps.

Many more women dressed as men to fight.

Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield. They merely didn’t get written into official reports because they were “invisible women”, “not supposed to be there”. Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes.

Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters?

Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents.

Giving me a movie on samurai? Women were trained as well to avoid being captured and raped, and often fought just as hard as men. One woman notably survived multiple battles, and became a hero alongside her sisters after taking out 7 men before dying in her last fight (usually in sword fighting you’d be lucky to take out 2 enemy soldiers. 7 is fucking insane, but because she was a woman it was shoved under the records how the lord managed to survive).

Women have ALWAYS been on battlefields. Women have an intense history in driving victories and losses alike. They were supply runners, fighters, spies, assassins, prostitutes (look up how prostitutes essentially ran the western world, or even the social status of harem members. They literally fucking ruled), even underground activists.

The only time there weren’t many women were with cowboys. Actual western cowboys tended to be both POC and gay. In fact, any time women didn’t have a near equal or greater presence, there was a LOT of gay men.

[darthlenaplant]

History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And it’s 95% POC.

[noknightinarmor]

@bikiniarmorbattledamage

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

“Historical accuracy” of women not being warriors is something we discussed before. And, obviously, debunked with historical, anecdotal and common sense arguments.

Actually, the Wild West (while not really associated with warriors and battlefields) would be one of the historical settings with the best recorded history of women (specifically prostitutes) running the place:

[Also please listen to this clip’s companion podcast that elaborates on the subject. History of powerful madams in the American West is fascinating.]

~Ozzie

[lisa-writing]

I really want to listen to this podcast later when I get some time <3