Mark(I Didnt Do It)

Refer to me however u like

[chaoticdumbitch]

*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  

[emthroney]

#YES BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND CHRISTMAS

[velvetys]

Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[wlwadora-ble]

You better watch out

[fridayindulges]

[hardwrench]

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[cowboyspones]

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[dragongirl-wings]

I love messy beds actually

[dragongirl-wings]

making your bed was a ploy created by big human to discourage natural nesting behaviour

[dragongirl-wings]

morning everyone what's up-

oh I see

[dragongirl-wings]

I'm really seeing a split in the community based on the full post or just the first half getting reblogged, the humans are skipping over the second half which, in my opinion, is the bit worth reblogging

[dragongirl-wings]

y'all the post has been found by the Messy Bed Antis

[dragongirl-wings]

y'alllllllll pleaseeeeee, I thought it had DIED ALREADY

[rodrickheffeley]

"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

[somesortapunk]

Superman being unapologetic about his care for life of all sorts made this movie for me. He yells at Lois when she asks him why he stopped a war without the government's permission, because "People were going to die!" He tries to keep a giant, dangerous, city-threatening monster alive, or at the very least euthanize it humanely. While the Justice Gang throw every weapon they have at every threat, he goes around saving people, and also a squirrel, because every life matters.

He risks his life for his cousin's dog, because he was out there alone, and probably scared.

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[cassettefuturism]

[chilewithcarnage]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[kaijuno]

Cat body language 101

[hollowgods-deactivated20250921]

James Gunn’s thesis statement for his Superman is simple and effective: "Be good. Do good. Be human despite the bad things. That is the most punk rock thing in a world so stoic and cynical."

And that’s how it should be. That’s beautiful, the new Superman movie is beautiful.

[screw-this-rutabaga]

Mood post Superman

[quetzalpapalotl]

Is that male character gnc or is he perfectly within the standards of masculinity in his own culture and you just refuse to engage with the foreign aspect of foreign media?

[pyrasterran]

Lex and Clark in #Superman be like