Just A Simp-Of-A-Bitch @marmar4098 - Tumblr Blog

there is actually nothing wrong with me i have just been on this website since i was 14

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

sunshinemoonrx

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

sunshinemoonrx

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

noticesghosts

What the hell

noticesghosts

What is going on

Hey, social media apps INCLUDING tumblr, please please please most respectfully fuck off with trying to make me share links to something I took a screenshot of. No I don’t want to force someone to open a fucking link to your app because I KNOW they don’t use it but I KNOW they will enjoy and appreciate the content I send which is WHY I TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF IT.

Cool cool cool good talk.

beardedmrbean

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

peepeeparables

DO NOT EVER BE SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

sl-an

In light of recent developments

ryebreadgf

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

ryebreadgf

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

pukicho

Pukicho youre one of the small tumblr users. Youre so niche. Youre like a shiny pokemon. Nobody knows who you are.

That’s what they all say. They call me the little niche one. The little niche who could.

ahotknife

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

tredekim

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.