what am i even doing here

female-presenting nipple

[kabber]

[pookapufferfish]

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the neighbours don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

my neighbour had a friend over, and the friend started shouting "LOOK! LOOK! THAT CAT IS CLIMBING THE FENCE! OVER THERE!" and my neighbour was just like "yeah....... it does that."

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[inthefallofasparrow]

Me: It was so difficult to get to this island, but now that I'm finally here, I desperately need some kind of public transport to get around.

This humble bird in particular:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Dominatrix: No, sorry, I've just broken my ankle. There's no way I'll be able to host your all-female whip party.

This eager bird, specifically:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Annoying flatmate: Hey guys, uh, can we just have a quick house meeting in ten? Just some 'stuff' we need to, um ... go over again, okay?

This exasperated bird, knowingly:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Camerlengo at the conclave for the next pope: (sighs) ... All right, I thought we all understood the dress code, but obviously we need to go over it again.

This bird, looking around awkwardly:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Me: Gee, I hope this tarot reading says I'm going to make some new friends soon!

This jerk, patiently getting ready:

[inthefallofasparrow]

17th century Witchfinder: By God's truest judgment, the heretic Will Scunthorpe has been hurled from a cliff for practicing the most vile of dark magicks. What now should follow? This hoary misogynist, trying to rile up the crowd:

[inthefallofasparrow]

37-year-old white incel: Um, actually, Officer, technically only these three are ‘katanas’. Those four are ‘tantos’, that’s a ‘wakizashi’, and the big one on the wall is a ‘nagamaki’ … What?... Why do I have so many weapons? … Oh, it’s just my, er …

This bird, trying to help out:

[inthefallofasparrow]

PR team for the royal family: Okay, as long as there’s no scandals this year, our approval rating should remain steady. Did we get any good photo ops from last night’s costume party?

This bird, with an unfortunate news headline to share:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Boyfriend, getting undressed before bed: Well, I ate an entire pineapple this morning, like you asked. … What was that about? This bird, conducting a sexy experiment:

[limulusamebocytelysate]

British person:

I met a lovely woman in France it was an excellent – how do I put it?

This bird, bluntly:

[theehorsepusssy]

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[paramoregf]

this tweet is literally never not on my mind

[pangur-and-grim]

idk why but it's satisfying to see that Pangur has kept (and possibly increased) the slinky-ness of Lily

YES, Long mamma had a Longer baby

Lily above, Pangur below  

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah whatever, you can sit there

[pangur-and-grim]

now, I don’t know if you can sit there. that laptop was open for a reason

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[neopet-euthanization]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

transgenderbloodsport

[egberts]

song of the summer 2026

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?