I Might Be Going Insane

Welcome, wanderer! This person's name is Mars and he uses he/him pronouns. Welcome to the chaos.

[lgbtqiatext]

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[fairycosmos]

hey idk how to articulate this part of being mentally ill but basically i feel like my life has been stolen from me in the most literal way and i can’t explain it without sounding like im making a million pathetic excuses

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

[wizardpostsdotorg]

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

[medievaljournalist]

all of our knights are wearing chainmail bikinis but its kind of hard to tell on account of the gambeson, cuirass, surcoat, etc

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[justsomepetermemes]

[byjove]

Baby name of the day is Ransom Chance, given to a baby boy born in Louisiana in 1849.

[byjove]

I was shocked because Ransom Chance is such a 2026 white Utahan baby name. It feels like something you would see spelled out on the wall in a mom influencer’s nursery tour.

[byjove]

Today, some people have old person names. A man in the latter half of the 19th century had a family vlogger baby name.

[poly-hebdo]

Don't talk to me or my illustrated 1865 Les Miserables edition ever again

[anasabdin]

Grianán Ailigh

[amuseoffyre]

One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[only-cat-memes]

[maylilithreign]

can't leave that in the notes 😂