Mary Bay

i write on wattpad and Ao3 under the same name. it's some good stuff, so, check it out.

[mary-bbay]

I want to write something tragic but I’m not sure I can hurt my dearest Scout and Sniper, my babies. However…

Spy x Sniper.

[mary-bbay]

So, as I have said.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82750341

It might not make you cry, but I certainly had a harder time writing it. Perhaps one day I will write something that had happened in my life to cope with it. That one will be gut wrenching, but this one is just a pre-workout. Essentially.

[mary-bbay]

I want to write something tragic but I’m not sure I can hurt my dearest Scout and Sniper, my babies. However…

Spy x Sniper.

[mary-bbay]

I write too much Sniper/Scout. Going down a spiral at this point, but BRO, I love writing that Australian more than anything. 😩

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80638111

(No clue why this link won’t load the same way the other two did.)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I have 2 more works in the making, I love these boys so much 🤧🤧❤️❤️

[mary-bbay]

I can’t believe that Speeding Bullet has me writing 2 fanfictions in 2 days

Crazy inspiration from out of nowhere, too. Like, tell me why I was playing overwatch yesterday and this random message from a reaper made me think “Oh yeah, Sniper would be nonchalant as fuck like this” BOOM, 3000 words in 2 hours.

(berserk’s my tag and was playing mercy. I have ressed him like 7 times during the game :D)

anyway, here’s the fic :

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[dykefive]

five + human emotions 

now yall can’t say that he don’t feel anything other than Angery  

[mary-bbay]

I'd really appreciate some help.

I'm a sunset lover and there was one picture that I could not find anywhere, not pinterest, not facebook, not google. I found it on instagram in one of the aesthetic pages, but it was only a story and since i had to delete my screenshots, the image was deleted too.

now, this may seem really dumb but I'd love it if anyone had the picture and could send it to me. i really, really need it.

the picture was of an old looking street, with old flats and a gorgeous orange sunset. it was also taken from a pov as if someone was walking higher because the street seemed to be on a hill.

i will add pictures that come the closest to it. (credits to the rightful owners)

i understand how many pictures there are that look like this, but really, if anyone has a picture similar to what i described, please dm me or let me know. thank you in advance!!!

[mary-bbay]

do you ever just write something so disgusting and re-read it like "yeah no, i didn't write this." ??

[mary-bbay]

You guys, I posted a fanfiction into my series... The fic is of Gojo giving birth. I posted it 2 days ago and it has 32 kudos already. ARE YOU GUYS NORMAL? LIKE THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT BUT WHY ARE Y'ALL READING IT 😭😭😩😩🤚🤚

[mary-bbay]

Hey, guys.

Are there any Titan! Eren x Levi fics on Ao3 that are not too short? Let's say, around maybe 20,000 words to around 50,000? Could be even longer, I don't mind.

Or maybe Titan! Eren x Titan! Levi?

Anything is good, really. I just wanna read more of protective Eren 🥺

[mary-bbay]

Okay, so some thoughts and questions on Five's brain

Five is a time-travelling assassin, right? He, better than anyone knows the consequences of any actions done in the time and space continuum when they're not supposed to be done.

We also know he's an abnormally intelligent man who:

1. survived in an apocalypse with literally nothing but a figurine, few books and few pieces of clothing for 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨

2. who calculated the 𝙤𝙣𝙚 person who could be responsible for doomsday while there's billions of people on this earth

3. who didn't necessarily stop the apocalypse, but saved his whole family and basically gave them another chance at life and time for himself to figure everything out

4. and not to mention he killed many people without affecting the time line in a way the commission didn't want it to be affected and literally made himself legendary for how wicked of a killer he is.

What on earth would make him think that talking to Reginald would do any good?

He, better than anyone saw how dysfunctional their family is. He also knows how many expectations Reginald held of them and no one from their family - not even himself actually met - said expectations.

What would make him think "oh, the old man will help us and nothing will change in the future?"

Five should have turned around the moment he saw every member of his family in that elevator.

In season one he already told Diego that he did something in 𝙝𝙞𝙨 yesterday, that Diego didn't in 𝙝𝙞𝙨 yesterday, meaning Five figured out how to time travel from day to day.

When he saw how much they messed up, why did he not time travel? That one day would not kill him and he didn't mess the small jumps, so he could have jumped back.

They didn't even make much progress towards stopping doomsday that day if I remember correctly, so why did he not jump back?

Was he too weak to do the jump? I wouldn't be surprised. What was months, even years for his siblings, was just two weeks for him. He must've been exhausted and just wanted to solve everything.

But we also don't know if he jumped or not. We weren't aware the first time he time traveled throughout the day (at least I don't remember it being mentioned until he told Diego about their different yesterdays.)

Did something go extremely wrong at the meeting with Reginald the first time? Did Five show up alone and it went even worse than their "family meeting"?

And when Reginald isn't helpful he goes to the Handler.

Why does Five trust The Handler again? He doesn't.

Why did he believe that she would care about him and his family?

He didn't believe it.

He was desperate. Extremely, extremely desperate. To save the world.

Actually well screw the world. To save his family (again).

That man is so devoted to his family that he doesn't think about the consequences of his actions. He just wants them all home. Safe. He saw them dead once, Diego and Alisson was on the verge of death because of Vanya. So was Vanya, who was manipulated by a murderer.

The amount of possible deaths his siblings lived through gives him hope. It's not the commission, it's not the Handler.

It's the fact that they could have died way before the 2019 apocalypse and they didn't.

I'd love to hear y'all's thoughts on this because I love speculating about these kinds of things, haha.

[spdersilk]

eddie: *doesnt jump out of a building*

venom: pussy

also venom:

eddie: …parasite

venom: *on the brink of tears, about to set off an alarm that is within 400-6000 Hz, has a matchbox and is ready to start a wildfire, is about to book a ticket back to his planet: y-you t-take t-t-that back. yOu tAkE tHaT bAcK RIGHT NOW

[starsandmoonys]

Neville: So, how's Harry coping after the war?

Ron: He's okay. I mean, after all he's been through, nothing really phases him. Watch this.

Ron: Hey Harry!

Harry: What?

Ron: There is an asteroid headed to earth. Death is imminent.

Harry, sipping out of a juice box: Wack.

[riddlesheir]

Harry, to Draco: So, are you in love with anyone?

Draco: Unfortunately, Potter, my one true love remains myself

Harry:

Hermione: At least, you don't have to worry about rejection

Draco: Not necessarily, I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting

Hermione:

Harry:

[looopylupin]

Umbridge: Last week, I put up a Fire Safety decree and nobody paid any attention!

Umbridge: it’s my own fault, really, for using a piece of paper and framing it up on a wall.

Umbridge, while sealing all the exits shut: people learn in lots of different ways, but experience is the best teacher.

*tosses cigarette into trash can*

Umbridge: Today, smoking is going to save lives!

—few minutes later—

Umbridge: *sniffing the air* hey, uh... does anyone smell anything smoky?

Fred: did u bring your—

George: —jerky in again?

Umbridge: HEM HEM

Hermione: *sees cloud of smoke* Oh my god, uhh, Ohmygod!

Pansy: FIIIIIIIRE!!!!

Umbridge: oh, Fire! Oh my goodness. What’s the procedure?

Hermione: *sticking head into fireplace* what do we do?? The floo network is down!

Umbridge: oh! how did that happen?

Neville: It’s down in the hall!

Umbridge: no, we don’t know that! The smoke could be coming through an air duct!

Dumbledore and Snape: *walk in*

Dumbledore: hello students how’s— OHMYGOD

Dumbledore: OKAY, it’s happENING! Everybody stay calm!!

Snape: WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE—

Umbridge: WHATS THE PROCEDURE?!?

Dumbledore: everybody stay calm!

STAY FUCKING CALM!!

Draco: *sobbing* I’m too young to die

Dumbledore, reaching for door handle: SHUT THE FUCK UP MALFOY, STAY CALM

Umbridge: NO, No Dumbledore! Don’t touch the handle! If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway

Dumbledore: *touches handle* what does warm mean?

Umbridge: hmm... not a viable option

Everybody: *panicking and trampling umbridge*

Lavender: OH NO, I forgot my purse!

Snape: LEAVE YOUR PURSE, WOMAN

Dumbledore: Get out of the way! GO GO GO

Umbridge: things can be replaced, Ms Brown, however, people, human lives however can— *sprints for door*

Dean: GAAAH, this handle is hOT

Ron: This one too!

Dumbledore: OK, we’re trapped! Everyone for himself! 10 points to Griffindor!

Everyone: *pushing and shoving each other*

Dumbledore, while running: have you ever seen a burn victim?

Hermione: CROOKSHANKS!

Hermione: *opens desk drawer and pulls out her cat*

Umbridge: ok, what should we do? Use something to cover our mouth.. a damp rag—

Ron: *removes ceiling panel and hoists himself up*

Hermione: Ron!

Hermione: RON, pull me uP!!!

Ron: YOURE TOO HEAVY, but don’t worry, I’m getting help!

Hermione: I only weigh 82 pounds!!!

Hermione: SAVE CROOKSHANKS!

Hermione: *yeets crookshanks at Ron*

Crookshanks: MEOWWW

*flies at Ron then crashes through the ceiling*

-meanwhile-

Draco: *throws chair at window only for it to bounce back and hit him*

Crabbe: *throws chair at vending machine (idk why its there) and takes a whole bunch of snacks*

Snape: STOP YOU INSOLENT BRATS, DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?

Harry, to Hermione: ok, I am not dying here. Come on—

Fred and George: *set off fireworks bc they are pure chaos*

Lavender: UGHHH, what IS that?!?

Harry: THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US

Hermione: what in the nAME of gOD is going on?!?

Harry and Neville: LETS USE THIS AS A BATTERING RAM

Everyone: *still screaming*

Ron: *legs are dangling out of the ceiling*

Neville: FUCK THIS

Neville: *takes the battering ram and throws it at the door*

Draco: *finally breaks window window with the chair* HELLLLLLP SOMEBODY HELLLLLLP

Snape: oh god, oh god—

Snape: *grabs chest*

Harry and Neville: *throwing the battering ram at the door again*

Pansy: IT ISNT WORKING

Umbridge: *whips out air horn and uses it, loudly*

Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK *covers ears*

Umbridge: ATTENTION!!! DADA STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS

Umbridge: THIS has been a test of our emergency preparedness!

Umbridge: there’s NO fire... it was only a simulation!

Harry: wHaT?!

Umbridge: Fire, nOT real, this was merely a training exercise.

Everyone:

Everyone: *just shook*

Ron: *falls through ceiling*

Umbridge: so, what did we learn?

Everyone: *still shook*

Snape: *groans*

Snape: *has heart attack*

Umbridge: oh cOME oN, it’s NOT real, Professor Snape.. don’t have a heart attack—

Hermione: oh my god!

Ron: YES!

Harry: WTF IS GOING ON?!?

Dumbledore: no, No, NO!

Dumbledore: you will NOT die! Severus!

Everyone: *crossing their fingers*

Dumbledore: SEVERUS! YOU WILL NOT DIE! SEVERUS, VOLDEMORT IS WINNING NOW, YOU CANT DIE!

Dumbledore: YOURE A DEATH EATER SEVERUS, SEVERUS!!

Dumbledore, kneeling down: I’m gonna give him mouth to mouth—

Harry: NO! No, don’t give him mouth to mouth for this

Dumbledore: don’t swallow this Severus, open your mouth—

Harry: Professor!

Hermione: *frantically petting crookshanks*

Harry, Neville, Lavender, and Pansy: *grabs Dumbledore and pulls him away from Snape*

Dumbledore: STOP. STOP! I’m saving him!

Draco, to Pansy: wait till my father hears about this...

[betsyschuylers]

Voldemort: No. Because I learned something when I had my body back, Quirrell. I learned that life is... really messy, complicated, and it doesn't turn out the way you think it will. And that... you think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead. I got... I got killed by a 2 year old! It was really embarrassing! And everyone says ‘when are you gonna come back, Voldemort?’ and ‘when are you gonna take over the world?’ It’s on me! It’s all on me! And I'm standing there by myself, cos no-one wants to help, and I say to myself, maybe with Quirrell, things will be okay.

Quirrell: Is okay good?

Voldemort: Quirrell. Okay is wonderful!

[monopa]

i just thought this part of the song fits TMR a lot ^ o ^b 

[morganapendragon]

There’s nothing you can do, Harry … nothing …. He’s gone.