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hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.

andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

zegalba

1960s anatomical Horse sculpture, found via eBay

animentality

thewittyphantom

beemovieerotica

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

lastvalyrian

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

animentality

cannibalchicken

bogleech

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

poondragoon

Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.

A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.

sidnakdbsjndbsb13726

Love and peace on planet earth

whataboutcas

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

biophonies

ah, i’m so bad at posting here. acknowledging this Day of Mourning from the lands of Kiikaapoi, Peoria, Potawatomi, Myaamia & Ochethi Sakowin people, aka Chicago, derived from a native word for garlic (mmm…) which is really suitable for me because I live here now 🌱🧄✨

whose.land are you on? talk about it over dinner this weekend with your fam & what it means to give the #landback. considering everything, listening & learning from indigenous people is the least you can do.

pastelroyalty

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

surprisebitch

also most considerate

i-am-a-fucking-nerd

[image description: An outgoing email that says “Hello professor. I’m so sorry this is so last minute. I was planning on finishing my paper today, and spend most of the day on it. However I have an awful migraine and have been throwing up, and looking at a screen is making it much worse.

Would it be possible for me to have extension until tomorrow at midnight? It would be much appreciated. Thank you.

–Erin Costello”

The responding email from the professor is just the word “yes” with the text in a large font so it is very easy to see. End image description]