Master Floof

Cat-Life Dealer, semi retired

[mutant-distraction]

📸 Laura at La Lomita

Desert Cottontail, photographed at La Lomita Wildlife Photography Ranch, in Uvalde.

7.18.25.

[important-animal-images]

[fubinicrafts]

New items!!

New items available now!! I redesigned Rainbow Bunny - now with glitter as a pin and sticker✨The bunny shaker keychain is really fun with different colored bunnies that shake around 🐇 Plus skateboard bunny sticker, angora/lionhead magnets, and new journals!

Bunny shaker keychain in action!

[master-floof]

Bun art!!

[machi1895]

跳び越えるうさぎ

[megagummidummi]

Smushhhh his face 🤭

[master-floof]

Yeah smuush pets! 😊

[thediaryofhenry]

Holding hands 🥹

[important-animal-images]

A patron came in to the library a few weeks ago looking for a copy of "The Tale of Peter Rabbit". She said she wanted to replicate Peter's coat for her daughter's rabbit. Library staff found her the book thinking she meant a stuffed rabbit. But, lo and behold, it was a real rabbit! Introducing... Melvin Rabbit!

[leggyre]

attacked by the Beast

[master-floof]

Beast attack!

❤️

[oreo-bun]

Hey, we’re having a secret meeting here!!

[thecollectibles]

Art by Lily Seika Jones

[nyxandshion]

I miss my kids 😢 Let's get a bunny pic chain going!

[blue-eyed-lioness]

Can I offer you a picture of my idiot son in these trying times?

[nyxandshion]

I don't remember seeing this but !!!!!! HAMSUM MAN. 100/10 colouring

[roberts-island]

Here is my idiot daughter Beatrix she looks concerned but she’s really just wondering when she will next be able to jump on the daybed where she is NOT ALLOWED

[nyxandshion]

Rabbits hear "no" and think

I am gently booping her snoot

[bluedesklamp]

Snuggle buns

[nyxandshion]

I love a bonded pair with a size difference!! Also I wanna touch that tail so bad

[cygnus-is-tired]

My idiot son who thumps his feet at me if I don’t hand feed him breakfast in “bed” (the top of the hutch which is filled with very nice blankets that he rarely sleeps in because he’s a brat)

[ohmymarylou]

Here are my babies kicking their feets out 🥰

[nyxandshion]

OH NO BIG GREY BUNNIES MY BELOVEDS

[mildly-salted]

Sleepy time

[nyxandshion]

!!!

I wanna get one of those beds for Chewie but unfortunately my children see anything padded and destroy it 😔

[headspacedad]

Samwise the (Very) Brave.  Sent the picture of it to my sister and she hesitantly texted back to ask if I was sending her a picture to let her know my rabbit had died.

He was fine.  Just really dedicated to sleeping hard.

[litchi-bunny]

Here's my idiot son Mochi. He likes sleeping in the spot where the sun shines through the window in our den in the afternoon.

[nyxandshion]

I understand Mochi so much. It's dark outside by 4pm here HELP

[cucumber-kimchi]

please look at my large son....

[nyxandshion]

I am looking for a rabbit, but all I see is a slug? Still cute tho! <3

(this is a joke! He looks v soft & cozy and I want to smooch himb)

[perculesspleen]

I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I unexpectedly have to be out of state this month and really miss my baby, but the bunny chain is helping <3

Here's some pictures of her I have saved (I swear my album of pictures and videos of her takes up more space than anything else on my phone)

These are my two favorites (Vader favorites... Vadorites...)

And some baby pictures <3 (Baby Vader... Bader)

And one final one cause she also looks like a slug sometimes and I love it (and dw she doesn't always have access to that area with cords and they aren't even always there, I keep a close eye on her when she does, and she listens very well to "leave it")

[nyxandshion]

HER NAME IS VADER!!!! As the owner of Chewbuncca, Star Wars name approved!!

She deserves to live in decadence! Plz come teach my kids "leave it" because I have those foam things and they were shredded in a few hours.

I want to touch the softe woman,,,

[bobertflaming]

Cozy ssleeping time.

[nyxandshion]

It must be so nice to be your own pillow & blanket, so you can make even a hard plastic surface look cozy...

Everyone shhh they're doin a honk-shuu

[bagool-the-wizard]

Here is Willow, from a distance.

[dressagemustang]

My wonderful fluffy Floofy Muffin.

Hanging with the slippers that look like him

And helping me make a baby quilt for a friend

Quality control Floof

Master Floof my beloved ❤️ my emotional support Floof ❤️

@master-floof

[master-floof]

❤️

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[alleesaur]

a few more quick doodles, for fun

[alleesaur]

mythical duo edition - jackalope and wolpertinger

[brownsugarappletea]

Local Rabbit Claims He Hasn't Been Fed In Weeks, Begs For Food When Humans Come Near

Sources close to rabbit claim that he, in fact, was given breakfast plus a never ending supply of hay that the little shit refuses to eat and instead, pulls it out of its holder and spreads it all over his hutch, before pissing all over it. Rabbit claims that these allegations are 'harassing an old man.'

[velvetcider]

Rabbits are the most dangerous bloodthirsty beasts known to man. The fact that we let them into our homes is horrifying enough. Their teeth can eat through wood, imagine what that does to human skin.

I've owned rabbits for almost two decades and every time I feed even one, they will hop around you in an attempt to knock you down. Once they knock you down with no remorse, causing you to drop the food everywhere, they feast.

Want to eat a banana in peace? No, those greedy bastards want it. They can smell fruit and vegetables from miles away.

Think about the distress wild rabbits cause farmers every day. The fear. The terror they cause on farmland. Farmers are forced to sleep in fear, trembling at the thought of a curious rabbit.

Fences don't keep these savage beings away, because they will dig to hell if there's something in between them and a single green leaf.

Rabbits live in advanced underground societies, inaccessible to even the most able-bodied of men.

I've studied these devils for years. I've seen the medieval art of them torturing us. I know about the Monty Python rabbit. I saw the horror in Jimmy Carter's eyes when he encountered a swamp rabbit, a beast they never found after the incident. I've closely studied their behavior. I saw a video of a rabbit, barely a year old, lifting a vent with his teeth. Goodness, I love rabbits so much. They are the ultimate force of nature.

[master-floof]

Just another day of sunbeams with my buns

They aren’t very mobile so sometimes I have to go off in search of the sunbeams on my own. They seem to have picked the early morning spot and just stay there.

Oh well, I loves them anyway.

[master-floof]

Father I require an apprentice.

Bring me one of your work window bunnies!!

[transuncletaylor]

[master-floof]

Are cranberries good? I must try them.

Father, cranberries!