gotta get my knot on in hyperspace

Hi you can call me Mel. pronouns are it/its or he/him & i'm 20 years old

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

It Came From The Sea 

Commissioned horror illustration for Colin Stuart © 2018. 

[noc10-moved]

*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

[more-witches]

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

[mjalti]

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[koryfos3]

AHHHHH OH NO

[saltedcaramelbastard]

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

[angry-eevee]

honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere, out there, someone absolutely does.

[pochowek]

bethesda game mod categories

REALISTIC GOOD FEMALE FACE NO WRINKLES NO DIRT NO IMPERFECTIONS

Better Bouncing Boobs BodySlide NIPS+ Curvy Lady Bodytype

The Reaper Of Darkness Armor Mod (comes with red AND green leds)

Every Single Fucking Texture Is Now 4K

Female feet HD model

Ultimate Survival Weather Mod, You Can Carry NOTHING, you die INSTANTLY, Everyone Is Hostile

Sims 2 mod hair

[threadedvolley]

[smallpoxbees-deactivated2018120]

Steamed Hams but it’s in Fallout: New Vegas

[blondertron]

we’ve hit peak

[toytowns]

click here to find out your government assigned character crush

[toytowns]

TOP TAGS:

[meangirlnurse]

hey i’ve got!!!! i’ve got a few questions!!!!!! about this!!!!!!!!!

[steviemcfly]

I was trying to think of the word “Anglophile” and my brain gave me “crumpet weeb”

[sunrisingblue]

Teaboo

[heir-of-puns]

My Bim, My Bim, and Bam.

[hesitantadrien]

[powerfulwizard]

user_who_dosent_understand_how_4chan_works.exe

Yeah, I know how 4chan works. A bunch of social rejects ironically act like nazis to try to get normies away from the website and then a bunch of neo-nazis took advantage of that and turned you dumbasses into real neo-nazis.

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid

[p-money-on-tha-mic]