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YAAAAYYYYYYYY, It's Out Of Touch Thursday!!!

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

rowark

(X)

goomymegpoid

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

ghostlynblm

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

kalichnikov

i wanna talk about this shot

kalichnikov

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

un-javi

karvina

teslaswife

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

God fucking damn it

bored-dromaeosaur

the-color-orange-offical

onlywayin-deactivated20231101

wander-in-arda

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

fiddlertoad

the whole vaccine deal tbh

i-am-emily

antidepressants

wizardavid

Yes these are all the work of wizards

xenglitch

i should write/draw more stuff where phantom got brain damage from their body fraying

theoiandtuna

YESYESYESYESYES (I need to make them have more neurological issues in my fanfics)

Also it's not even out of character because we don't know that much about them. They don't speak to Hornet. Hornet doesn't speak to them. They can sing, sure, but since they're singing in a bug language, we actually don't know how good their pronunciation or grammar is. The longest sentence they speak(? we can only hear them speak in a needolin dialogue and I'm only assuming it forces them to sing out their thoughts) in canon is "Free me from this fading fate", six words long (iirc the lines of needolin dialogues can appear in any order so I'm regarding each line as a separate sentence).

Speaking of their needolin dialogue, they do note that their claws are quivering (tremors)!

In battle, they're pretty slow (compared to Lace), including to aim and attack. Each attack seems to be taking a lot out of them. They often bend over forwards or backwards, as opposed to standing straight (which they do occasionally do but still).

Playing the organ, we know they can play a song, we don't know if they're actually reading the sheet music in front of them. We don't even know if they're adhering to a specific song intentionally or just going through the motions as they had for the past hundred bug years. What if it's just routine?

#silksong #yesyesyesyes

cheaphalloweencostume

actually fuck it im just going to start saying “oh, thanks for the movie rec. but… does it have needless violence and sex that adds nothing to the plot and people being assholes to each other? because i won’t watch it otherwise”

#deadpool & wolverine

targetedknowledge

fairycosmos

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

its-jooby

i like to think lace carries their pin by sticking it through the seams on her back

#silksong #she/they lace

prolet-kultist

maybe im being a bit of a killjoy but yk that the only reason the "ahaha things in australia are upside down. get it it's because theyre in the south" exist are because the other global northerners making these jokes cant think of any other country worthy of mention in the southern hemisphere. the only Real Country with people who speak a Real Language in there is australia and sometimes when worth remembering, "new zealand" (aotearoa)

the-valiant-valkyrie

Lace having a falling out with Hornet over killing Phantom. Discovering that Phantom let themselves die and Hornet could’ve helped them and she killed them instead. She never even had a chance to make up or say goodbye after their last argument

things that are partially canon to me... lace who is so absurdly jealous over the fact that hornet would kill them and not her. lace who is forced to live with her grief. lace who is forced to swallow every little kindness. lace who has hornet, who understands in part what she must have been through, but who misses how phantom could practically read their mind. lace when she is mended and thinks of them. lace when hornet sews her a mouth, and claws, and all the features mother has denied her, and all she can think of is them. how they should have had these things too.

lace when she lies in bed and dreams about the life she could have had... lace with survivor's guilt. lace when she always had everything her sibling was denied, and even here, here at her so called 'perfect ending', phantom is denied... out of the two of them it should have been them. they have suffered long enough.

#silksong

jeyneofpoole

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?