Zankoku na Kyojin

I make minimalist-ish art in Blender because I lack all artistic talent. I also write fiction. Ask me 'bout my fics.

[matthewbpbuds]

There might be something outside ya’ window...

[matthewbpbuds]

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[pururin]

[matthewbpbuds]

Except for the first half of SNK season 3, where this is reversed.

[miyoki-kun]

only 90s kids remember herb lore, tiny box tim, shut up nurse, mark bit, and everyone making a sona of dark

[judgehangman]

this is cola and meal please no bread erasure

[matthewbpbuds]

I RECENTLY REWATCHED AIR CONTROL AND IT'S JUST AS FUNNY AS EVER

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

[gay-jesus-probably]

If I had to read this shit so do you

[gingertomcat]

My scrungo is moist

[spooky-catboy-angel]

im uncomfortable

[miss-luc]

My tungus Chungus’ scrungo beesechurger is squirting.

[paradoxical-timeline]

No

[mylegendaryquotes-deactivated20]

I feel like all of these could be used as very creative and mildly unsettling insults

[yuri-club]

I’m gonna save this for later. For the love of God don’t ask why

[matthewbpbuds]

I'm gonna have to ask why.

[matthewbpbuds]

Jack: "That's a nice Discord server you've got going on there."

Jack, green fire beginning to catch around him, static and the voice of Legion building up in his throat: "It would be a shame if S̵̛͚̯̜͐͑̋̊̀̂͒̉͆͑̽̿̄̇̊͑͗̄̇͐̔̉̚͝͠Ȍ̸̢̡̩̱͓̜̮̻͙̫̭̲̠̩̼̝̯͎̙̲͉͓̫͓̯̭̋̈͘͝M̵̨̨̦̖̣͉̹̺̙͙͓͓̣̳̮͕̜͉̠͔̗̘̞̅̆̇̂̇͒̏̇̎̓̿̏͐̔̏͛̈́̀̃͆̊̓̀̾͘͘ͅĔ̷͚̣͉̱̀̈́̉́͊̑́̐̓̈͘͝ͅT̴̨̧͙͙̱͚̦̹̹̼̬͙̯͔͕̲̔̐̔̓̏̑̇̍̿͒̾͗̇̃̿͒͊͜͠͠͠ͅH̶̡̢̲̘̙̭̯͖͍̞͙̰̩͕̦̝͉̜̱͒̈̏͌́̄͂̉̊̀̈̒͂͆͂͒̀̾̚͜͠͝ͅI̴̢̡̧̙͙̱͈͇̭̗̰̪͙̪͚͔̮̤͎̞̜̗͎͎̘̋̏͊̈͗͋͑̉̔̈́̅̈̚Ņ̷̹̫̬̅̓̇͘G̵̜̠̳̤̝̻̬̍̚͜͜͠ were to happen to it."

[gotshadowbanned-feralfungii]

Heart Whispers: The Outsider

I wrote up a bunch of ideas for Whispers, if you could use the Heart on the Outsider.

• “The void has eyes as black as pitch, but his are as green as a sun-drenched lake. He doesn’t remember that.”

• “There was a name, once. Long since lost to him, but given away time and time again. He tells himself it doesn’t bother him. That is a lie.”

• “He wants to rest. He is so very tired.”

• “They died screaming, the ones that did this to him. He revelled in the power forced upon him. No longer.”

• (Low chaos) “He always hopes his Mark will not be misused, but he always expects it will be. You’ve brought him the closest thing to joy he’s felt in centuries.”

• (High chaos) “He thought you had such potential. Now you just exhaust him. Like all the others.”

• (Low chaos) “You impress him. You amuse him. Your actions have broken the monotony of eternity. He dreads the day when you will fade away… but even if it bores him, he hopes your ending will be a happy one.”

• (Low chaos) “He cares for you. He doesn’t recognize the feeling, but it is there.”

• (High chaos) “He looks forward to seeing the misery you spread returned to you tenfold.”

• “His human heart fills him with such emotion, but once it filters through the Void he can hardly feel it at all. Just out of reach. It is maddening.”

• “He cannot remember his name, or his mother, or the friends he may have had. But he remembers his father’s fist, the cultists knife on his throat, the ropes at his wrists. He does not remember his laugh, but he remembers his screams. How can that be fair?”

• “He is as tired as you are. Maybe more. He hopes you will both get to rest.”

• “Do not blame him. There were always choices, and Daud chose his path all on his own.”

• “The boy had struck a chord of familiarity. He gifted him his Mark, trying to help. It did not end the way he had hoped.”

• “She called him her black eyed groom. He allowed her delusions. His final favour to an old friend.”

• “The child had been so alone, so afraid. He tried to visit her dreams, to offer company and comfort. But his eyes frightened her.”

• (Corvo Low Chaos) “You are his favourite.”

• (Emily Low Chaos) “He sees so much of your father in you. That is the highest compliment he could possibly give.”

• “He is the Outsider. He sees all, holds power beyond imagination. And he is so, so tired.”

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[matthewbpbuds]

The rat on Corvo's shoulder: "Mr. Bunting, the art dealer, doesn't seem to want to give you the code to his safe for Slackjaw."

The rat on Corvo's shoulder: "Let's fix that with a controlled shock."

Corvo Attano: *shocks Bunting.*

Bunting: "Ahh, retribution, retribution!"

The rat on Corvo's shoulder: "All better now."

[writing-prompt-s]

So… You wanna explore the Universe.

If you are reading this guide, then you and any potential peers want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand into the cold, dark, and unforgivable void. A mistake, really, but I am not here to stop you; I am here to lay out some basic rules that you puny mortals must abide by.

Don’t ask questions you are not prepared to know the answer to.

There’s always bigger.

Never cross the Elder Gods.

Always remember rule 1.

Fusion based energy is your best friend. If you are still using fossil fuels then your species sucks. Period.

Speaking of fossil fuels, chemical based rockets suck. Try using space bending warp drives or quantum bridges. Light speed sucks, too.

It’s not a bad idea for your species to be genocidal xenophobic maniacs to everything but yourselves. Just make sure you have the firepower to back it up.

I highly recommend total unity within your species. If you are too busy fighting amongst yourselves, what are you going to do when Needledorp arrives?

Fear Needledorp.

Always remember rule 9.

If you find a desolate, rocky planet with the only inhabitant named “Frank”, avoid that planet at all costs. I don’t care if it’s rich in resources, just avoid it.

Some black holes are alive. They are aggressive. Do not pet the black holes.

It’s just like that, sometimes.

Make sure nothing is following you.

If you have an individual with psychic powers, expect them to go insane once they leave the confines of your mother star. Lock them up in a closet with a few markers and check up on them every once in a while. If they star my screaming about an entity named “Carol”, shoot them out the airlock. They will be the distraction.

Remember rule 1.

You are immortal until proven otherwise.

Any extraterrestrial rocks may have anomalous properties. Proceed with caution, or you may get space zombies or something.

Remember rule 13.

Make sure nothing is following you.

Violence may be an answer to a dispute with an extraterrestrial entity. Copulation is a last resort (control your thirst).

If bullets don’t work, punches will.

Remember rule 17.

Your objective: survive.

Babies are not food, they are weapons.

There are cheat codes.

Don’t ask about the cheat codes. Remember rule 1.

If the void is staring at you. Make it uncomfortable.

Avoid Frank. The anomalous one.

Remember rules 1, 2, and 3.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

idk man I like this one

[toidiragluuv-blog]

I really like this one

[matthewbpbuds]

This is something straight outta Hitchhiker’s Guide, I love it.

[rosesfromtheabyss]

tfw ur corvo attano and the empress gets assassinated and her kid is kidnapped

[rosesfromtheabyss]

tfw it’s happened again someone’s pulled the rug out from under you an empire at your feet and you’ve lost it all

[rosesfromtheabyss]

tfw ur billie lurk and ur bout to pick a knife fight with god

[lum1natrix]

merry eve, you guys. I hope you all have a nice holiday season!! i love you guys so much <3

[matthewbpbuds]

I see this and the only thing that I can think of is that time Ethan and Mark decided to be Gingerbreadhomewreckers

[anndr]

The Outsider

[matthewbpbuds]

for a split second I thought he was handing corvo a pokeball

[reikukaja]

I was tagged by @fury-burns . Thank you! =]

I’ll tag @radicallindsay  @smoothie-sailing   @quoththeqrowin  @omarvinillustrations @sleepy-heichou @vohein   @zeroannat @flamingbluerose016 @arcanelucario  

As usual, feel free to ignore if you don’t want to do this. And also feel free to do it if I didn’t tag you. 

[matthewbpbuds]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[vamplin]

her highness

[aatkaw]

Possibly my dumbest idea yet

[matthewbpbuds]

“New trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody looks lit“