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I've had this blog since 2011 and I still don't know what to put here

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●◉ NATSUME YUUJINCHOU S07 ◎ NYANKO SENSEI ◉●

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[loish]

That feeling when you realize what a mess you made and you don’t know where to start with cleaning it up. 

[cookietastic]

There's just something odd about that Masters Family...

[goslinggf]

"But where have we come And where shall we end? If dreams can't come true Then why not pretend?"

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

[ethanmaldridge]

Night Traffic

[typhra]

I think they should bring back the dial-up internet noise when you try to open your browser. You want to go online? Suffer for it.

[maddhog]

That noise makes me spreet and sprroot I don't know what youre talking about

[typhra]

It makes you do what now

[maddhog]

You know, sprar all over the place like a silly little rabbit

[typhra]

Like a

?????

[maddhog]

Mongus

[aceademic]

i wish i was

[puyopuyo]

Visit Original Link

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[puyopuyo]

[hackto-oshiro]

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it

[the-joker-hates-sjws]

If I want the mush I’ll just get the mush. Arkham is the world’s first prison constructed entirely out of Kleenex

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

this is the only funny comment anyone has ever made on this post. including my comment

[kodachromatics]

[scaryliterary]

What color are the fish in the pond?

[sirobvious]

I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

[onion-souls]

The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a person ever written have been inserted into the mouth of a one-off fictional fast food manager

[internetstrangler]

[ryan-sometimes]

COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.

[ryan-sometimes]

Watch also when some first world countries finish vaccinating their populations, they will turn to third world countries and "donate" or sell surplus vaccines. People in these countries will go "Oh how sweet! The government is donating vaccines to the poorer countries <3" when it was their hoarding that led to many, many third world citizens dying before they could even get vaccinated in the first place.

[comradesaucegay]

african and latin american countries are also pushed by pfizer to give up sovereign assets as part of their vaccine agreement

[nanalineni]

Yo europeans, sign the fucking petition, get the european commission to lift the patents

No Profit on Pandemic! Sign now!

Everyone deserves protection from COVID-19.

[nanalineni]

This is not a bullshit useless change dot org petition by the way this is an actual thing with legal consequences. If this petition gets to a million signatures, the european commission HAS to examine it.

[xthexgardenxofxedenx]

Looks like if you're in America you can't sign it, unfortunately. But I'll boost it so my followers can see!

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

[mattmurdoxxx]