matty-ic3

formerly Bjorn-to-be-wild

[lydiogames]

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[garlic-but-gay]

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

[flipcities]

american psycho x mean girls

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[floridaoranges]

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

[pleafromacatnamedvirtue]

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

[lakevida]

[pointnclick]

can we normalize doing 4 shots & a blunt then sucking balls and all

[pointnclick]

Please hurry

[akhjagjfg11223-blog]

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

[cracked]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[stereocyon]

anyone wanna go for a hike

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

Visit Original Link

[thestomping-ground]

Have a picture of Swedish Chef and Danny Trejo destroying toxic masculinity. 

[coolwitchaunt]

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[kittenchomp]

[thelastunicorm]

SHSGHDHSJDGDH???

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[calebwittebane]

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

[happy-xy]

[swingsetindecember]

i want this to be the next netflix movie

[bi-law]

isn’t this basically the plot of shark tale?

[jenniferrpovey]

This needs to be a book. Or a movie.

[the-rain-monster]

Wait what? Is this the plot of shark tale?

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

[neo-soulless]

The fact that you never deleted like… Icon

[erenia]

you ever hear a song that just makes you go