Stressed and Depressed

Alex / 27 / F

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[catchymemes]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[anxeious]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[depsidase]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[segamascott]

[katlovesshrimps]

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

[twincanine]

[katlovesshrimps]

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[dogpuppy]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[depsidase]

[digitaldiscipline]

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room