Stressed and Depressed

Alex / 27 / F

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[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[kropotkindersurprise]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[dogpuppy]

[miamaimania]

“Vessel with Two Feet” (ca. 1000–800 B.C.) △ Near Eastern · Ceramic

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

He saying “oof my widdle head!”

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[despazito]

as a kid i constantly watched roadrunner and coyote cartoons and i’d play roadrunner and coyote with my dad which involved me running loops in my house bc the rooms made a circle while he tied a couch cushion over a beam to fall on me like an ACME anvil

[despazito]

happy fathers day

[anxietyproblem]

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[mothgirlfemme]

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

[oneheadtoanother]

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[burntundertones]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign