maybeinmykitchen

MonsterHunter, Cooking. OOR, MFS, CCS, 歌劇☆少女!!, 全职高手, Im@s.   古风歌曲,T7S, RWBY..

[okolnir]

🌌 Close in the Distance

my love letter to ffxiv :D Did this draft 8 months ago when 6.0 dropped and didn’t have time to finish it, on top of not wanting to post anything remotely spoilerish so early. Glad I actually had a chance to finish it and didn’t let it fall off the pile.

kinda wanna do a version with ardbert replacing meteion for the full scions lineup, or an ancients version of this concert in elpis as a companion piece but alas I don’t have a time machine :’)

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[okolnir]

thinking of those before/after photos where ppl hold a puppy and then the puppy becomes a gigantic dog

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Amongst Us | Carciphona | Instagram | Twitter

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I’m not asking for much...

[cyan-orange-studio]

My contribution to Day 7 of @rosebird-week

This week was so much fun and I love these 2 girls sooo much!

 Day 7 Partners/Bonds - “Kindred Link”

[ashstfu]

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

[ladystormcrow]

[animepopheart]

★ Kuroduki // r w b y ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[charlesoberonn]

Shortstaffing should be illegall

[charlesoberonn]

"But what if I can't afford to hire more employees?"

If you have more customers than your employees can handle and you're still not making enough, then you need to sort out your finances. Raise prices if necessary.

Your overhead isn't worth more than your workers' health.

[goodboysandgirlswhoplaysmash]

“And if that’s not enough, then just buy more money!”

[dovewithscales]

Listen. If you cannot afford to pay all your employees a living wage and employ a number of people equal to the workload, then you are bad at business management and should consider exploring other career paths. Such as being a cashier.

[jumpingjacktrash]

y’all might be thinking that small businesses would get the short end here. but the thing is, all the small businesses i’ve ever worked for or been involved with, when they didn’t have enough employees to cover the time, the owner worked it themselves, or they closed early/opened late.

the places that consistently shortstaff are big franchises, especially fast food chains. they prey on desperate workers who can’t afford to say no, and use them up like they’re disposable. it’s disgusting and it should be as illegal as hiring 9 year olds or holding paychecks hostage.

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

Hey, for anyone who is a bit broke. Tor is offering Gideon the Ninth as their free ebook. https://ebookclub.tor.com/ Unfortunately, the offer is only available in the US and Canada.   Download before 11:59 PM ET, October 8th, 2021.

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

@ikknowplaces​

Genius!  (Tried it and it totally worked.)

[nozomifuuto]

雪組公演 『ODYSSEY（オデッセイ）－The Age of Discovery－』 画像up!

[lauras-happy-place]

I love nothing more at this point in life than these videos coming out from Nick.

[writeroffates]

I did not think that Blue's Clues would be the highlight of my adulthood.

[shutyourmoustache]

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

[synebluetoo]

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

[alex51324]

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

[ignescent]

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

[scifigrl47]

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

[jayska-nxl]

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

The Purple Dragon

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@wakandamama

[wakandama2]

3 sips will send you into a factory reset 😂

[augustdementhe]

SIR?

[hampop]

This guy is a fucking alchemist

[gay-impressionist]

Obsessed by this statue I saw today in Le Havre (France) from the Italian sculptor Fabio Viale. The design isn’t painted on… The ink is injected inside the marble like a real tattoo. And if I remember correctly what the guide said, it took the artist three weeks to do just that.

How stunning is this

[kristina100000]

obsessed with adults who write books and romanticize working in a bakery or a coffee shop u can literally tell they've never had a job

[itsforexposure]

I suggest you make this person one mini cupcake with a lego man stuck on top

[itsforexposure]

Update: they made up a whole senator

[itsforexposure]

[argentaevum]

[idrisbaker]

I would have a really hard time not

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This image physically tempted me

[aceofsquiddles]

I want more stories that explore the angst potential of unrequited platonic love.

Like:

‘You’ve always been like a brother to me but I’ve realised you only come to me when you want something’

‘My surrogate parental figure just sees me as another student/employee/lackey’

‘I raised you like my own child but you don’t even remember who I am’

And of course, the classic ‘You’re my best (and only) friend but I know I’m only one of yours’.

[laylainalaska]

Oh maaaan, platonic pining is such a big thing for me. I think it’s something most of my fandoms have in common … I’ve come to realize that what I really want out of a piece of media is a relationship arc that hits most of the beats of a UST/pining arc, or a classic bickering-lovers/enemies-to-lovers arc, but does it with friendship and/or family relationships. Characters desperately yearning to be friends or family, and not knowing if their love is requited, is so completely my jam in every way.

[9ofspades]

#or the ‘all I want is to serve you loyally bc thats my duty and I know that means i care more for u than u ever will for me’#or even two people who DO love each other platonically but bc of circumstances theyre forced apart#and yearn for the days they could just be together as friends :’(13,997 notes

Oh these are SO good… 

Consider also: 

- “I’ve always been the person who cares more in my friendships and now I have a chronic fear that none of my friends care about me as more than a casual acquaintance because no one has ever cared about me as much as I do about them” 

- “I pledge my life to serving you loyally but I don’t know if you just see me as another guard” 

- “I want to take care of you and protect you from everything but you just think I’m annoying/embarrassing and want to keep your distance so you can live your own life” (like parent/child except it’s two people maybe a few years apart who aren’t related) 

- “We’re coworkers and I really like hanging out with you but you might just be being friendly to keep things comfortable at work; I consider you a friend but I don’t know if you actually think of me as one or if I’m just a coworker that you want to stay on good terms with”