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theatre kid, alien enthusiast. “This is DISGUSTING and SCARY” - Stan Uris she/her elliepossibly on letterboxd

[maybemauvemaybe]

hello world 👽

call me maybe or may or mauve or maeve or whatever you please

bi, she/her, ADHD, Canadian, hEDS + POTS

mostly a fandom blog but sometimes other things

ok luv to all bye bye

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[the-haiku-bot]

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cowboy-en]

my first klance comic

unfortunately I have a very negative experience associated with comics, so it’s very hard for me to make them in a nice state of mind . but I guess this felt okay

[salvatore----girl]

Yo this fanfiction shit easy

[linipik]

girls girls girls ♪

[basietta]

my parents

[enthyrea]

this is my eridian oc their name is mango and their mango is to blow up and then act like they don’t know nobody agegahagaggaaggagg

[veethedoodlr]

Look at my little guy

[maybemauvemaybe]

mom can i have one

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

give me slightly uncanny wylan. give me a wylan who stares at people, unblinking, for a little too long. give me a wylan who stands so completely still that people don’t notice he’s there at all. give me a wylan who can read people to a scarily accurate degree. give me a wylan who’s voice is just a little bit too musical, too comforting and convincing, like a siren of the sea. give me a wylan who can clock someone’s emotions before they’ve even registered they’re feeling something. give me a wylan who can hear minuscule things that others can’t. give me a wylan who can stay awake for days at a time and function perfectly fine. give me creepy and off-putting wylan.

[dogpuppy]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[senatortedcruz]

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[enochianspells]

the thing about julien baker is that once you’ve properly absorbed her discography you will spend your life listening to other artists and thinking “very cool now say something genuine and true” over and over

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[lizardsfromspace]

Power fantasies in conservative fiction: the world resembling their beliefs in any way

Power fantasies in liberal fiction: the conservatives seeing the light after a passionate enough speech

Power fantasies in leftist fiction: organizing a rebellion of the workers by explaining to the workers that you want to do a rebellion