turn the aching to composure☀️

rachel; 23. • if you want to be loved, love •

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

[sh12pen-bookfan]

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??

[maydayrae]

sad that you refuse to believe in God

when I have no doubt He led me to you

[estj-thoughts-blog]

the enneagram types as twenty one pilots lyrics

1: but I try my best and all that I can to hold tightly onto what’s left in my hand / but no matter how, how tightly I will strain, the sand will slow me down and the water will drain 

2: but there’s hope out the window, so that’s where we’ll go / let’s go outside and all join hands, but until then you’ll never understand 

3: I’m never what I like / I’m double sided, and I just can’t hide / I kind of like it when I make you cry / ‘cause I’m twisted up, I’m twisted up inside 

4: you don’t know my brain the way you know my name / you don’t know my heart the way you know my face 

5: lean with it, rock with it, when we gonna stop with it / lyrics that mean nothing, we were gifted with thought 

phobic 6: fear might be the death of me, fear leads to anxiety / don’t know what’s inside of me 

counterphobic 6: it’s warmer in the morning, than what it is at night / your bones are held together by your nightmares and your frights 

7: let’s say we up and left this town, and turned our future upside down / we’ll make pretend that you and me, lived ever after happily 

8: but we go where we want to / they think this thing is a highway, highway / but will they be alive tomorrow? 

9: living like a ghost you walk by everyone you know / you say that you’re fine but you have lost your sway and glow

[maydayrae]

one day. hopefully soon (not soon enough) you will not matter. but right now, you do.

[maydayrae]

that day has finally arrived.

[maydayrae]

wow, who knew i’d see the day where i turned to tumblr with good, happy, feelings. all i wanna do is post about him everywhere & just exclaim that i have found a good one. i have finally found someone who makes me feel loved, safe, beautiful, happy. my eyes are tearing as i type this because i never thought i would see this day. i could never fathom finding this kind of love, & now it’s mine. i wanna tweet about him & make every instagram post about him because he deserves all the praise & public appreciation posts. but at the risk of being annoying or cheesy or cringey, i gotta limit it to tumblr where i don’t have to limit the gushing.

i love him. i’m happy. i’m thankful. i’m blessed. he is an answer to prayers i had almost given up on.

i almost don’t want to post this because i know if there is a breakup, i will torture myself by reading this.

but now, things are good. now, i am happy.

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[harold-theyre-thespians]

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

[narwhalsarefalling]

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

[wren-likethe-bird]

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

[fair-itself]

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

[maplefiasco]

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

[iamthatbeast]

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

[widonotts]

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

[artwlw]

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

[youlovelucie]

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

[spacecores]

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

[thebritishteapot]

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

[dangerhamster]

TAN’S HENNA ART

[anissapierce]

Karamo agrees with you

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[wnq-writers]

“You have loved too much and have not been loved enough.”

— N.M.Sanchez, from Initial Meeting

[frevin]

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

[colleenclarkart]

[cottagecore]

yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

[sunfortune]

I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

[twitterlols]

[broveria]

[ayyoo-river]

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[thesadghostclub]

The words for this comic were sent in by a ghostie, we thought this was a very important comic. People will make mistakes, and as much as it might pain you to watch them make these choices, it’s important to be there when they need you <3

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