[mcbury-blog]

fp: shows vague interest in another human being

me: today is the day i die

[mcbury-blog]

me: *not someone's favorite*

me: well! guess they hate me!

[haircutwizard]

[bisexualwario]

living with anxiety is basically this vine on an infinite loop

[harrysbroadshoulders]

That scene in the live action grinch movie where he yells “I’m an idiot!” into the cave and the echo just yells back “you’re an idiot!” is like every internal conversation between me and my brain

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[operahousehomicide]

me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Charles Lee, we know, you love Charles Lee so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Charles Lee, we KNOW , you love Charles Lee you fucking love Charles Lee ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CHARLES LEE. WE GET IT.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[brovah]

[mcbury-blog]

chubby bellies: *exist*

my gay ass: 👀 hholy ssHJIT!!! fuvk!!!!!!

[mvessickart]

[onlytwitterpics]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

[queerasflux]

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

[rutaskadi]

people who say ‘oh you’ll change your mind about never getting pregnant’ are definitely some of my least favorite people

[the-amazing-boy-catastrophe-dea]

There are only two genders: Agog and aghast.

[mcbury-blog]

I think it was because you were dating someone I followed and we were like those acquaintance mutuals that nodded to each other in passing occasionally but i looked at your url and did the kazoo kid "Wait a minute... who are you?"

oh. my god,, that’s great. love the kazoo kid touch. five stars!

[1985panties-deactivated20160426]

tell me why u follow me on anon

[twiliightprincess]

me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*