*I'll get where I need to be someday, don't worry.

*Despite everything, I still might like Undertale a bit too much. If my corresponding fanfic gets anywhere, that'd be a blessing. Please enjoy all of my reblogs, puns, other fandoms I'm into, memes, and other such silliness as we just drift through this fast-moving life of ours. (26, her/she bar [for those who are curious])

[thursday]

[xitsensunmoon]

cw: suggestive

Technically it's sfw so gonna post it here too lol

[blargberries]

theres just… places on my island I really love yknow? 

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[xitsensunmoon]

When I tell you that vamp boys are more confident with physical contact I mean that

[celestial-toys]

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[badjokesbyjeff]

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

[wordfather]

[just-a-drawing-bean]

So, instead of working on the project,,, I drew sleuths again :)

here's the drill again, sleuth jesters written by @naffeclipse

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[kalasraven]

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

[professor-bats]

you’re just not thinking with portals.

[delcat177]

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

jump and then hit control

[bralnwashingquirk]

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

[guitaurenhero]

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

[stillhasabigego]

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

[pokemanaphy-deactivated20201115]

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

[usagihime89-deactivated20190910]

Flash step to the area.

[xphilosoraptorx]

First you need to get the spider ball, then there’s a hidden morph ball power outlet behind the front desk that activates a spider ball track. You can reveal the outlet using the x-ray visor. Getting up there will earn you an extra energy tank.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Pull the lever, Kronk.

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[hermi-lin]

Thinking about dating two 7ft animatronics

[camil0ncha]

Ethereal encounter. He seems to like you.

God AU makes my brain go brrrrr, I'll upload moon as soon as I finish him.

[hermi-lin]

Omg hi

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

My beautiful sunshine,, kiss me again💕💕💕

I spent literal hours on this and it still looks bad but if I kept working on it I was going to scream so,, *weakly tosses this on the floor* come get y’all food

(Alternate title; talk abt getting sWEPT OFF UR FEET AHAHAAAA)

[filez34]

Moon gets to explore the world in dusk, the light from sun on clouds and the peeking moon (and then antennas cause he absolutely climbs that one. also birds) ost to this one in subsequent order: Utopia ost (Cristobal Tapia de Veer) - Jessica Gets Off Cults - Gilded Lily

[day-nish]

I feel like this kind of chaotic support would be on brand for Nox and it brings me joy~ Nox belongs to @bonelyheartsclub, and is voiced by @improvidence318. I advocate for checking their blogs out~