Not my jurisdiction

"I'm simpler than you think. I've figured one thing out about this world – just one, pretty much. You find a cause, and you serve it."

[mcgemcity]

Just because ... Haha 👀

[mcgemcity]

I finished the series a couple of weeks ago. It was the kind of show that you won’t find twice on TV. 

You can find Chidi on my Redbubble :)

Eleanor | 

[mcgemcity]

Wow, I realized I never posted my Good Place fanart here ! 

Here’s Eleanor. You can fin her on my Redbubble :) 

[mcgemcity]

So I finished the squad :) They are available on my Redbubble individually (mostly designed to be stickers) right here :).

| Jake | Rosa | Gina | Amy | Charles | Raymond | Terry |

[fellytones]

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

[but-ur-not-remus-lupin]

reblog to save a life

[glorious-spoon]

Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible

Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical

Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative

Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled

[kateandmeg-deactivated20210511]

SHIT.

[teacupsandcauldrons-deactivated]

But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.

[deactivated-blog]

Boys deserve emotional reassurance just like anybody. They deserve compliments and cuteness, too.

[reborn-by-iron]

Jetpacks are the best.

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

@outlaw-chaos see, jetpacks

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Wall Art and Brooches

Shimunia on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Embroidery tags

[silent-and-lonely-deactivated20]

I hate first impressions because the first impression I always give people is “the girl who doesn’t talk”

[hollowedskin]

And speaking of gross bros thinking of nerd girls like fucking unicorns…

I was actually talking to a female client once about cannon-fannon and how much I love listening to her talk comics, and had a male client interupt us to tell me he has never met a chick that is into comics before, he’s never even heard of a girl being into comics before,  and he has always wanted a nerdy girlfriend and that i absolutely MUST give him her number.

I actually had to explain to him that I wasn’t joking when I said she was out of his league. Yes, she is incredible, she is beautiful, she is intelligent, successful, highly knowledgeable and enthusiastic about comics, and she’s also not even going to look twice at you because literally all you got is that she fulfills a fantasy of yours.

Yes bro i get it, she’s your ideal girl. Trust me, she’s a lot of people’s ideal girl. And you’re not even on her radar. You’re not special because you’re into comics. She has a very wide range of potential partners to choose from and ‘never having met a nerdy girl before’ isn’t a good character trait, because it means you know zero women. Or zero women have trusted your creepy ass with the knowledge that they are into comics.

The most concerning part of that entire conversation was his complete inability to grasp the concept that she wouldn’t date him and his insistence that she would.

He insisted that I give her name/number/fb/actually call her and ask her to come to the studio (wtffff???) because he needed to meet her. And then just could not fathom that I refused. He seemed to be running on this idea that if she met him, she would like him. For no other reason than that he was into comics and he wanted a nerd girlfriend.

And I was somehow out of line for refusing to give my best freinds deets to this creepy nerdbro because I couldn’t possibly know that she wouldn’t be into him.

He got really upset. 

He was in my studio for 45 mins arguing with me on and off about this and trying to push me into giving her number.

Out. Of. Your. League. Not on your level. Too fucking good for you. Not a possibility. You’ve got nothing she wants. You’re one of literally thousands who would want her. You have nothing to offer her. You tick zero of her boxes. You do not even meet the minimum requirements for me to even ask her.  

NOT 

HAPPENING 

MATE.

This is why women don’t say they’re women in WoW, this is why women don’t say they’re into games irl. This is why women don’t hang out in comics stores. This is why nerd women hide one of these two aspects of themselves when interacting with nerd men.

Because you creepy as FUCK about us.

[rosebramblewolf]

‘never having met a nerdy girl before’ isn’t a good character trait, because it means you know zero women. 

truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth

[grey-wardens-archive-deactivate]

Jameela Jamil photographed by John Tsiavis for Vera

[no-passaran]

Sometimes I wonder if native English speakers appreciate how much more comfortable the internet is for them than for the rest of the world

Like, you can go on tumblr and simply read stuff in your mother tongue? Amazing. Go on youtube and you don’t have to replay some sentences ten times to try to understand what they’re saying? Incredible. Look for practically anything on google and know that there will be a fuckton of results that you can read without having to spend half the time looking up words in a dictionary? Fascinating. Make a post or send an ask without panicking that you’ll make a silly mistake or that they won’t understand what you meant? Unbelievable.

[meadoweyes]

honestly i never fully realized how much privilege me and other native english speakers had re: the internet until this post so thank you OP

[jephanz]

I never thought about this until I started following some people who posted in both French and English and I got really confused when all of a sudden these French paragraphs would show up and I was like this isn’t a French website what is going on?

But of course it’s an everything website, it just defaults to English because a small number of countries expect everyone to conform to their conception of normal.

[le-sansnom]

i’m gonna focus on the leisure and fun subject here. i remember as a kid all the cool websites were in english. the cool shit was always english dominated or in english only. that’s a huge part of why i became good at english so fast, but that’s also something english speakers probably have trouble understanding. to get to the cool things and stay hype, more often than not we have to learn english. and being bilingual is a cool thing and all, and i don’t regret learning english, because it’s literally so important to know it. just be nice to people learning and realize that being a native english speaker means that you have wildly different experiences of the world than everyone else. 

[aimmyarrowshigh]

Jameela Jamil speaking absolute truth.

[sovietico-deactivated20131127]

[eccecorinna]

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

[fallbeil1]

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[101st-analborne-deactivated2014]

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

[drwholvr]

I’m reblogging this again. Always reblogging. Always

[iamthatbeast]

And the Nazis called them “Night Witches” because you couldn’t fucking hear them.  They basically appeared out of the night as if they were flying on brooms and dropped bombs.

[nicegoingsam]

Hell yeah

[fantasie-improptu]

-Phile: A suffix to describe a person who loves something. Which are you?

[fateinmycoffee]

Give me a house in the woods with a hidden lake a mile down the trees. Give me mountains and valleys surrounding my home where I have wooden floors and ceiling high windows. Give me a garden to water, coffee to brew, and food to cook. I know this is maybe a little too specific, but it’ll make me happy. And there’s nothing wrong with being too specific or happy.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“Millennials are killing this industry!”

Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of that supply and demand equation. Previous generations didn’t “kill the chariot” industry because cars became a more viable and faster way of travel.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The “killing industries” articles are a way for these corporations to play victim and pretend that their complete uselessness in the modern age - like diamonds in jewelry - is a problem caused by consumers rather than taking responsibility for their products failing to sell for numerous reasons.

[grad-school-fool]

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

[more-muppets]

They want her to be a forest nymph instead of the stem field eco-terrorist feminist that she is