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[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[postergirlfornothing]

[angelnumber27]

For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

[segamascott]

what if it was called american happy story

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[jadeinretrogrde]

me whenever I'm about to buy myself little treats

[trashcangimmick]

[angelinajoliesbottom]

[squeemez]

[sighinastorm]

COW NAP COW NAP COW NAPS COW NAP

[nerdingsposts]

aaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[m00n-sh]

@bovineblogger

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[ballwizard]

invented a new type of meal

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[segamascott]

[artistsanimals]

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

[fireleafwa]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Can’t believe you’d view that fish with your own eyes and then ask this

[openingadoor]

[catstrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies