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hon-hon-hon-baguette-eifeltower

talesfromyourlocalcashier

Where’s the lie

jewishdragon

a-big-furry-rat

a guy: here’s a pic of my cock… does that make you hard?

Me:

I’M SPINNING

her health bar is enormous

we stan a legend

dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway

krawps

zanabism-deactivated20200529

i chuckled at this and then i read

TWO MILLION IN DEBT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO LFGJHJLFGJG maybe he should stop buying 7.5k bottles of wine like maybe start there you fucking dumbass

oh man. you are cooked buddy you’re done it’s OVERR LMAOOOOOO

snoopingasusualisee

kidlazer

florida dad ur doing great sweetie

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

lolbiit

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

oppa-homeless-style

jakemorph

“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly

maliketh

jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board

pissdykebutch

“milfwinston”

maliketh

nepofledgling

all of the x men: okay mr magneto clearly broke at least 14 laws in the past hour are you SURE we cant have him arrested this time? or are you seriously just gonna let him run away every time

charles xavier: you dont have all the facts.

the x men: which are?

charles xavier: i love him

gncgalactus

The Brotherhood: Hey Magneto, Charles keeps sending his task force of children he recruited to interfere with our attempts to make palpable Change to help mutantkind and is clearly an enemy of the revolution. Why don’t be you ever give some of us a copy of your helmet and have us take him out of the picture?

Magneto: you don’t have all the facts

Brotherhood: which are?

Magneto: I love him