The Jade of Spades

Jade // she/her // 20 // demigirl // bi? lesbian?? // I’m very normal about my favorite shows, movies, and ships.

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[emmaharwoods]

WICKED: FOR GOOD 2025 — dir. Jon M. Chu

[averagemrfox]

Need volume 10 so I can get the Blake and Yang vs Tyrian match up of my dreams

You got Yang, whose semblance relies on her taking the hit. Who’s been shown over and over to use her own body as a shield so that her loved ones don’t get hurt. She’s been able to use it as more than a last resort in more recent volumes but it still requires her to store up the energy by taking the hit while her aura is gradually depleted.

Then you’ve got Tyrian, an incredibly good close quarters fighter like Yang but with an acrobatic ability closer to Blake’s and a semblance that cuts straight through people’s auras leaving them completely vulnerable. Burn is completely irrelevant if Tyrian goes for a lethal hit the first opportunity he gets

Blake on the other hand relies on her semblance to avoid taking the hit. She can create space for herself, put herself in a better position, and if she uses dust trap or hurt enemies with it. We’ve seen Blake avoid hits that would’ve killed her multiple times. If he can’t even hit her Tyrian’s semblance doesn’t mean shit

I want to see Blake just lose it again like she did at Neo for a bit after Yang fell but this time she doesn’t have to worry about Cinder. Let Blake be a little ruthless vs a serial killer. As a treat. I want to see this fight as a set up for Blake and Yang to finally talk about Yang’s self sacrificial tendencies.

[cornymember]

ragapom spam

[brenshor]

Shit too late for that

[mcspadee]

God they would really give everything up to keep each other safe I’m not ok

[girlnephew]

[toriel-2]

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

[theveryquietquiet]

‎

[toriel-2]

whos there

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

[i-am-cybersmith]

The thing is, Astrology USED to work. We know that it used to work because there were many written records of people using it to answer extremely important questions.

As it has aged, however, the Universe became less magical.

This is a consequence of the Dirac Large Numbers Theorem.

The laws of the universe are not fixed with regard to time.

In General, we've seen things become LESS magical, through various mechanisms.

Astrology became increasingly less reliable due to the Precession of the Equinoxes.

The powers of the follwers of Pythia (later the Sisterhood of Karn) were dimished by Rassilon's Anchoring of the Thread at the temple of Atropos.

The mystical ElectroWeak force split into the more mundane electromagnetism and weak nuclear interactions as temperatures dropped below the unification threshold; diminishing all thaumatic rituals and spells connected to ElectroWeak power.

It's notable that we can't say for certain that this process is irreversible. already, we may have passed "peak rationality". The world may be returning to an age of wonder and superstition; indeed, generative AI makes strict materialist epistemology far less practical.

If the Old Gods return, we may find ourselves glad that we preserved the secret knowledge of Astrology, even if only as a curiosity. The stars might not be finished with us yet.

[ironmyrmidon]

Great, human pet guy is going to explain the nature of reality to us

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god. I really can't have one normal day on here.

[sophie531896273240810891]

[sophie531896273240810891]

oh my god i hate gay women so much

[flakmaniak]

Oh? You had a kid with a man but you can't even ask a woman out?

Here's the devastating poll question for bi women who are dating/married to men: Did he make the first move or did you? There you will find your answer...

[isaacsapphire]

I am, and I did, so there's one data point, lols.

[kaziusklasterzoroaster]

lesbians so useless that you have to attach a heart monitor to one of them to make anything happen. But, on the upside, they come pre-uhauled. 

Amazing. I am awe. I wish them the best. 

[paternosters]

jinx likers: firm subscribers to the malnourished, emotionally volatile little meow meow pipeline, now with neon colors. love her because of her unparalleled emotional depth as a character and the agency she had within her own tragedy but ALSO because of her vitamin d deficiency

vi enjoyers: true believers in huge arms and the inherent attractiveness of grievous bodily harm. love her because she somehow manages to be the literal heart and soul of the story despite the fact that she spent the entire season wearing what had to be her filthy striped prison uniform pants. distracted everyone from that fact by bleeding so attractively

caitlyn connoisseurs: perhaps the funniest of the bunch, these people slammed on the brakes the moment they saw this Mad Hatter/Sherlock Holmes allusion with blue hair and pronouns. love her because she has somehow managed to dodge the guillotine of being rich and a cop by being perhaps one of the most effective portrayals of true empathy and compassion in recent times, despite being built like a praying mantis

mel medarda fan club presidents: soldiers—and I mean SOLDIERS—fighting for our right to love shady politicians who neglect half their city. love her because she is simultaneously one of the best-executed morally gray characters of all time, the most jaw-droppingly stunning collection of pixels ever commited to screen, and has successfully been able to turn a blind eye to both the suffering of Zaun and the fact that she is miles out of jayce’s league.

sevika supporters: cousins of vi enjoyers, but more interested in the one doling out the grievous bodily harm than the one receiving it. love her because instead of being your average Grunt #2, she brought another crucial layer of depth as an antagonist who was blunt and honest, even though her apology for betraying of Vander came in the form of kicking the shit out of his kid not once but THRICE

heimerdinger heads: he‘s a little fucking guy

[transpigeon]

[mcspadee]

Clearance rack has me ROLLING 💀

[brenshor]

[bluejay720]

I just KNOW that Mira has designed choreography that is NOT stage appropriate and probably had to fight off and on to figure out what was the right level of spice for Huntr/x while still being acceptable and family friendly

Same goes to Zoey. I KNOWWWW she has lyrics that are less than clean and probably superrrrr dirty and not appropriate for the stage lol

I need a fic where Zoey and Mira are lamenting about not being able to do some sensual songs/dances and end up making one as a joke together, Zoey getting really into the lyrics and drafting it and Mira really into the choreo and they both show Rumi it who’s trying not to die due to the absolutely hot choreography with the girls and lyrics that are just as sensual

Rumi now blushing, patterns fully lit up after she was shown the song and dance:… guys… there is no way in hell the studio is going to let us do this

Mira: oh, we know

Zoey: we just knew you’d look hot while doing it!

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: *trying to study*

Enid: This is my fun and freedom era. I’ve sworn off all dead bodies this semester.

Wednesday: *scathingly* Excuse me?

Enid: Oops! Except yours, babe. My bad.

Wednesday: Hmn. Speaking of, the next time we make out, I want you to wait six minutes before initiating resuscitation.

Enid: From when you stop responding, or when your heart stops beating?

Wednesday: Heart, obviously.

Enid: *gets up* Okay, but just in case, let’s go recharge Mister Defibrillator.

Wednesday: *leaves with Enid* Must you spoil my brother? Pugsley doesn’t require a snack every single…

Bianca:

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[highimpactemotions]

As will I.

[brenshor]

Behind every gay is a meaner, more evil gay.

[m-e-stanley]

Wednesday made a role for Enid after just one suspicious look 😂😂😂

The return of Wednesday 'Yes Enid' Addams 😂