sir those are my emotional support minecrafters

sometimes i reblog stuff that isn't minecraft pfp by @branzy-craft

[kiwinatorwaffles]

i'll never get over etho saying "i like the blue (trim) but i think my character would prefer the white" because this implies that c!etho is sentient and communicating with real life etho about his clothing choice opinions

[michellegun-deactivated20230629]

BECOME UNMARKETABLE

[michellegun-deactivated20230629]

MAKE YOUR PAIN UGLY MAKE YOUR LOVE GROSS MAKE THEM WINCE AT YOUR EARNESTNESS MAKE THEM LOOK AWAY

[lowpolycas]

Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

do you remember the first fanfic you read?

no

kind of, I remember the fandom/pairing

kind of, I remember the above plus the basic plot

yes, I remember the above plus details like the title

other/results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

[custerbrainz-deactivated2023120]

this actually happened in my au. and yes I spend my valuable time doing shit like this instead of actually working on my au and other projects.

[vurrart]

6-page zine I made explaining xenogenders to someone who might not understand them!

download a printable copy and/or support me here!

[risottofan7]

lol lmao

[asksloyxp]

who would win, mumbo “sex machine” jumbo or grian “big tidy” minecraft?

There are no losers in consentual intercourse

[theminecraftbee]

honestly I love the docm77 list of weaknesses because he’s like, this supervillain, but an incomplete list of things that will waylay him entirely:

creating cute shrubbery

stressmonster specifically

breaking one (1) piece of redstone

social experiments mumbo finds on reddit

his own hubris

other people’s hubris (looking at you scar)

card games

the inexorable urge to overshare on twitter

hippies

divorce (this one’s looking at bdubs)

calling his bluff

afk fishing

as joe once said: this man is extremely easily vinced,

[theminecraftbee]

#like any good supervillain Doc is defeatable by any group of kids with the power of friendship (via @fakezircon)

yes precisely. you get it,

[minecraft]

the hunger system in minecraft is so unpog. nothing is communicated well and it feels like food is less powerful overall.

[minecraft-tuff]

Genuinely don't understand how people play the game without AppleSkin. There's a whole second hunger bar you can't see. Literally a forbidden hunger bar and the game doesn't communicate this to you at all. And you have to guess which foods fill up the invisible hunger bar more because it's not the same as the regular hunger bar. And the game does not communicate any of this to you at all. Who made this shit

[minecraft]

for real. it's not just like... unintuitive design or designed to be mysterious it feels almost player-hostile in how little it communicates information about items and player status.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[crunchyleafocs]

[notnewtothescene]

I want what they have

[infizero]

i cant get over the fact that now both grian AND scar have, separately, BOTH had instances in limited life of instinctively falling back into their old dynamic despite not being on the same team and not even really interacting much this season. 

scar just SAW grian standing (while afk) and got flashbacks to double life, feeling like he was mad at him, that he had done something wrong. 

and now grian sees joel recklessly jumping off a ledge and instinctively screams SCAR’S name before realizing he had done so and said it was “force of habit”. 

they really can’t escape each other… even in this new life where they’ve been apart from each other most of the time, it’s painfully obvious that on some level mentally, they are still together, still in that desert, or standing amongst bamboo. 

and worst of all, THEY DON’T KNOW THAT THE OTHER IS ALSO FEELING LIKE THIS because neither of them were around to hear the other’s words. scar wasn’t there when grian called his name out of habit, and grian wasn’t conscious to hear how just the sight of him makes scar feel like he’s screwed up. god i want to eat myself alive

[i-am-a-fish]

pronoun time

leave a comment or tags for what pronouns you use so your followers and mutuals can know

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[nintendont2502]

[give-grian-boobs]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[adhd-sonic-the-hedgehog]

bad hedgehog

[birdsareblooming]