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莉娜·玛丽 - 𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇 🪐🤍✨ ˜"*°•.˜"*°• 04-Liner •°*"˜.•°*"˜ 𝙺𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 Stray Kids, the Boyz, Exo, Omega X, TXT, Ateez, Treasure & Seventeen^-^

[me-nini]

Chan: are you doing any sports this year?

Jisung: i run from the cops every now and then

Chan: wait what

[me-nini]

Woozi: I want to write a song that will make people cry.

Hoshi: Uh... why?

Woozi: So I'm not the only one whose sad

Woozi: It's like bullying but more artistic.

[me-nini]

Han and Hyunjin arguing

Chan: Being louder doesn't make you right

Han: Yes but it makes me not hear him being wrong

Lee Know: I love him

[me-nini]

Dino: i have good news and bad news

S.Coups: Bad news?

Dino: Jeonghan lost his bag

S.Coups: Good news?

Dino: We lost Mingyu who was carrying the bag

[koqlakyu]

SKZ Incorrect quotes

[2:47AM]

Felix: You know there exists an alternate universe where 3racha is Soonie, Doongie, and Dori while you guys are Minho's cats

Chan, sighing : Felix-

Minho, petting Changbin and Jisung as they sleep: shhhhh, let him speak

[me-nini]

Dino: HYUNG THERE IS A SPIDER!

Spider: SH!T THERE IS THE FUTURE OF KPOP

[me-nini]

Scoups, writing: dino, if you're reading this

Seungkwan: can dino read?

Scoups:

Scoups: Hoshi, please read this to dino for me...

Seungkwan: can Hoshi read?

Scoups:

Scoups: Woozi,…

[me-nini]

JYP: Watcha got there Felix?

Felix: Just a Father's Day card for the best dad in Korea.

JYP: Aww, Felix, that's so sweet-

Felix: *looks JYP dead in the eyes and hands the card to Chan*

[me-nini]

Felix: mine is longer!

Jisung: no, mine is longer!

Seungmin: I think they are the same length

Felix: let's just put them next to each other and then we can see which one is longer

Minho: *enters the room* what are you guys doing shit again?

Jisung: see? My scarf is longer!

Minho:

[me-nini]

*tbz groupchat*

Hyunjae: just realized that "never" is the contraction of "not ever"

Younghoon: and "blush" is the contraction of "blood rush"

Eric: and "studying" is the contraction of "student dying"

[read by all at 9:47pm.]

Eric: please say something i felt proud

[me-nini]

*Yuta enters kitchen and sees Johnny lying on the floor covered in blood.*

Markhyuck, holding knife: Hyung, please help US

Yuta, staring at both of them: I would've have done it better.

Mark: What do you mean?

Yuta: It's too messy. It would take a lot of time to clear up the evidence.

Haechan: What?

Yuta: Yeah, I'm not helping with that but call me if you need help in disposing off the body. I know a great place.

*leaves markhyuck horror struck.*

Johnny, getting up: Man! That was scary

Mark: How did he know so much about murder?

Haechan: I'm never messing with him again.

*In the living room.*

Taeil: So, did you get them?"

Yuta: Yeah! Thanks for the heads up.

Taeil: No problem

Yuta: Those idiots think that their prank would even work when an empty bottle of ketchup was sitting on the counter and their so-called-dead-body was trying so hard not to laugh.

*Heards Jungwoo screaming in the kitchen.*

Doyoung: Looks like they finally got someone.

Yuta, sighing: These kids will never learn.

[me-nini]

Chan: Can you guys bring Lee Know and I a coke on your way back.

Hyunjin: Okay.

Han: Yeah, we'll be back by five.

Han: Here you go.

Chan: Why are you giving me a bag of powder?

Hyunjin: You asked for coke.

Han: We got it for you.

Chan: I MEANT THE SODA WHA...HOW..WHAT... HOW DID YOU GET THIS?

Han: I know a guy…

Chan: What guy???

Han: Jeongin.

Chan: WHAAT?? Take it back and tell Jeongin to get his ass over here!!!

Minho: No, you gotta flush it.

Felix: Can I keep it?

Chan: Absolutely not!!! I think I'm having heart palpitations.

Hyunjin: *whispers* Should we tell him it's just powdered sugar now?

Han: *whispers back* Not yet, it's entertaining.

Han: Hey Felix bet you can't swallow it all.

Felix: Bet.

Chan: I see the light…

[me-nini]

*Dino comes home with an iguana*

Scoups: Dino, get this horrible monster out of the house.

Dino: oh okay

Dino, turning to Seungkwan: Scoups Hyung wants you out of the house.

[me-nini]

Mingyu: making my way downtown

Mingyu: walking fast

Mingyu:

Mingyu: walking slower so that Dino can keep up with his short little legs

[me-nini]

Kidnapper: hello, we have your son

Sangyeon: I don't have a son

Kidnapper: then who's this kid that keeps on the screaming and jumping and tells me in a weird way to call someone named Sangyeon

Sangyeon: oh yeah. you have Eric

Kidnapper: please take him back, he. won't. stop. screaming

*Eric's screaming noises in the background*

Sangyeon: nope you can keep him.

[me-nini]

Kun, entering ten and hendery‘s room: Ten...? you alive?

Ten: no.

Kun: oh. i guess there's no point in making dinner for you too, then.

Ten: wait.... maybe ten is just a little bit alive

[me-nini]

Jun: Guys, you know, my jokes are just-

Seventeen: Dont do it..

Jun:

Jun: Le-Jun-dary