shen qingqiu and luo binghe pov btw
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

roma★
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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PR's Tumblrdome
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
d e v o n

@theartofmadeline

Andulka
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
Today's Document
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@mean-spoon
shen qingqiu and luo binghe pov btw
Omega preg Liu Qingge fighting pregnancy symptoms😔
Mpreg lqg for my 10k tiktok special
Starting the year off strong with this one gang
I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people
moondrop (true version on bsky)
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.
I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.
To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.
whoops he fell asleep
Dread queen but all fancied up for JRWIGACHA!
this tweet has DESTROYED me
Hey i was told i could get some seeds and grubs here? Is this the place where I can get some seeds and grubs??
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i ahte you iu ahte you i hate you i hate oyou i hate you i hate you i ahte you
is that a red-tailed hawk over there
DIE
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
2016 dash here
2014 dash
2012 dash
2010 dash
BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!
Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you
sea shanty themes
hearing an old man saying something
Captain’s an asshole
Captain’s awesome (same captain)
first mate sucks
whiskey
the girls out here
the girls back home
ship is terrible
ship is great
Cape Horn
seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
want to go home
did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
beach party
rolling, heaving, hauling
where we’re bound
sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
stormy weather but we’re together
setting out to sea
coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
too much whiskey
punishing naughty crewmen
Let Me Tell You About This Guy
Goodbye!
Hello!
let us bother this fellow
oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
you ever been to Place?
I have been grievously misled
sailors gotta sail
let’s get this bread, boys
don’t forget your old shipmate
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe
Discussion question: do people kink on your job, and are you personally capable of doing so?
People think my job is sexy, but I do not
People think my job is sexy, including me
People do not think my job is sexy, but I do
Nobody thinks my job is sexy, including me
I am unemployed
Context: reading fics where my job is used as a porn premise, and I find it very funny because I cannot imagine being horny under such circumstances.
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