[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[solivagantnico-deactivated20190]

I CAN’T EVEN SING, NOT RISKING THIS

[ask-maria-the-bladedancer]

Like same though who is she? Just looks like your typical grouchy mean old women…..not that old men can’t be the same way…..

[through-the-creative-minds-eye]

Nope fuck that…I don’t want to be curse

[nebula-gaster]

Look up “Holes”

[hollow-dragon-and-others-nsfw-rp]

Nope!

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[solivagantnico-deactivated20190]

I CAN’T EVEN SING, NOT RISKING THIS

[ask-maria-the-bladedancer]

Like same though who is she? Just looks like your typical grouchy mean old women…..not that old men can’t be the same way…..

[through-the-creative-minds-eye]

Nope fuck that…I don’t want to be curse

[nebula-gaster]

Look up “Holes”

[hollow-dragon-and-others-nsfw-rp]

Nope!

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[solivagantnico-deactivated20190]

I CAN’T EVEN SING, NOT RISKING THIS

[ask-maria-the-bladedancer]

Like same though who is she? Just looks like your typical grouchy mean old women…..not that old men can’t be the same way…..

[through-the-creative-minds-eye]

Nope fuck that…I don’t want to be curse

[nebula-gaster]

Look up “Holes”

[hollow-dragon-and-others-nsfw-rp]

Nope!

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[latiac-deactivated20160304]

Angst, Torment and Mania look like they are about to drop the sickest mixtape in the origin system.

[bunzilla-king]

STALKER TIDDIES

[shaynotic]

When people sexualize box bot Mettaton 

[killyourcolonizer]

hey who wants to start a gang

[shrek2001ratedpg]

ill ask my mom

[unofficialasha-deactivated20161]

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

[truefawn]

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

[alteridemlynch]

my mom volunteers to carpool

[john-barowman-deactivated201403]

can you pick me up my mom wants to see who is taking me

[ileidia]

my mom wants to know if it’s an over night thing and who’s house we’re staying at

[probablynotaskeleton]

My mom says she can do snacks for us

[the-jessi-k-blog]

[matvrity]

[brittlesilverlord-blog]

Megatron: *in a battle and can’t find Starscream* This calls for drastic measures.

Megatron: *clears his throat and changes his tone a bit* MEGATRON HAS FALLEN

Starscream: AND I STARSCREAM AM NOW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS

Megatron: there he is.

[nausicaa82-deactivated20181210]

When you’ve run out of all of the good fic about your OTP –

[yeahiwasintheshit]

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

[govthookercoulson]

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

[rensbogusadventure]

Country folk can survive

[yohunny]

“Zombies are chasing us, we’re out of gas and have to run as fast as our legs can carry us and hope that they’ll settle on eating or slow, bumbling comedic sidekick”

yeah or you could get everyone in the group a couple of these bad boys

it’s not very protected but it beats running every day, and it won’t run out of gas. Plus you’ll get killer calves bicycling from safe zone to safe zone.

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[noza-ignoto]

Have you ever seen so much bullshit in one scene?

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

its great because that’s PSO2s char creator and when you hit the random button usually something like this happens:

[catwithbenefits]

[nomediocre]

A whole new take on the “Giiirrrllll, look at the ring!”

[xekstrin]

I LOVE THIS

[heroesyaoi]