Goddamn these electric sex pants

Things I like, things I write, and other things that catch my fancy.

[anthozooa]

William and Adso investigating the death of Adelmo (1327 A.D.)

(Read The Name of The Rose. Banger book. Having a lot of thoughts about it.)

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[bluebeardcrypt]

Adso in the Library "The Name of the Rose" illustration

commissions are open :)

[mithrandirl]

THE EXPANSE season 1

[pseudepigraphon]

william of baskerville and his shadow ii

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[oh-good]

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

[chrliekclly]

confuse spell

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

This “reading” thing is fascinating…listening to other people’s perspectives deepens the human experience and could inform my benevolent rule!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

#unreality

[king-sejong-the-great]

No, no, wait a minute. I think he might have a point here.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

블로그 삭제!!!!!!

[king-sejong-the-great]

You're right! A phonemic alphabetic syllabary based on the actual pronunciation of the words in the language used is certainly a much more conducive way of encouraging literacy among the greater population, allowing the common folk to express (in writing) concepts and terms which the written ideograms of the great Middle Kingdom are not well-suited for (given the great differences in our languages)!

Such increased literacy would allow even the common folk of our kingdom to read the great works of the Confucianists, thus promoting loyalty, filial piety, and virtuous behavior!

I'll have my scholars get to work on it right away!

[swordsman-jing-ke]

LOL it seems we have met the anti-qin shi huang

I was going to cherrypick some highlights out of king sejong’s wikipedia to make him look good, but it turns out its basically all highlights

created think tanks and research grants for doctors and scholars

created an alphabet for the korean people that is easier to write AND better suited to the language.

disseminated ideas by establishing schools, cultural institutions, innovations the the printing press, and the preservation of rare books, leading to a flourishing of art, culture, and intellectual thought

elevated marginalised classes

created policies for the humane treatment of prisoners

forbade imprisonment of people over 70 or under 15

maternity AND paternity leave

also did i mention he was taking steps to ease his son into politics and ensure a smooth transition of power, while he was still alive to do so?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

LOOK! he failed to totally unify the coinage! AND HE STOLE MY DESIGN!!!!!

AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAILURE YOU’RE OWNED YOU’RE SO OWNED

[strike-the-zither]

um -_- his face is literally on the money -_-

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOGS

[parkchanwoohoo]

How does this eve-- whatever

[thebonewitch]

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

[mechanical-orange]

thank you Person of Interest for letting women be terrible

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[thesoldiersminute]

The Wicker Man 1973 | Robin Hardy

[p-0-p-3]

Paul's break up song: I gave you everything, all of this was for you and you threw it away and spit in my face. I love you so much John. Also stop losing weight you're concerning me.

John's break up song: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YPOU!!

George's break up song: Wah, Wah quit crying bitch. Good fucking riddance.

Ringo: Ringo!!!!

[yaoiblackmold]

[da-pitt]